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[Taiyo.uk]

which in turn became assimilated by a zombie dretch and all the borg cubes exploded then.... ummm... exploded again. The whole of karith was then covered in tons of ubergibbage made from zombie alien flesh.

-- WTF is all this shit?
Dunno, looks like kebab meat --
-- eww. I can see a 's 8===> in it.
-- Urlp... I've just had a kebab!
Well, we all know what that means --
-- Yup, this one isn't fit for alien consumption for at least 24 hours.
-- So you're not going to eat me?
No. --
--Cool! I can do some more of this then!
More what? --
*hug* *cuddle* *pet* *hug*
--RRRGGGGggGGRRRRrRRRR!
--aww it purred! *cuddle* *huggles* *pet*
--GRRRRRRRRGGRRGRG!
...

[Paradox]

Then the granger peed an acid tube on the humans back, and the human got melted.

[NiTRoX]

Then in return the human got a team of people with lucifer cannons and destroyed the alien base. But,ohhhhhhhhh noooooooooo! 2 and 1 :advdragoon: were left alive...

[Paradox]

And then the tyrant typed !layout edit; !layout clear human; !layout finish, because the humans had inifite insta-luci mods. The humans went WTF? ABUSE!, but were muted by a rampant mute vote. The tyrants then typed !layout edit; !layout build eggpod; !layout build eggpod; and built 1000 eggs, then typed !layout finish, and then the whole alien team spawned as dretch, and a tyrant used !layout then devolved, then revolved, and donated the credits, and kept doing this till the whole alien team had tyrant, then they attacked, and the humans were lost beyod recovery, and the aliens attacked earth, and they enslaved everyone but the eskimes, because the eskimoes were secret alien spies, and then they ate mars, because it was made of pineapples, and then they combined together to form a giant mega-super-ultra-big-large-royal-advanced tyrant, and the advanced tyrant ate the whole globular cluster, but it gave him gas, and so he took an intergalactic-ultra-tums, but the tyrant was allergic to tums, so he exploded and then his mass caused a black hole, and a white hole popped up in heaven, and started spitting out planets from the black hole. God took an ultra-cone, and shoved it in the white hole, and that stopped all the shit from coming out, and so arthur dent ate a vogon, but the vogon didn't like that, so he made him a ship from his toe jambs, but the toe jabs were an evolving form of life, so they ate the foot, and then teleported out of existance. Chef brian ate his pants, because grapefruits are called pamplemoose in french. The falling sand kept falling, and buried the reactor, but the aliens evolved into shovels, and dug a tunnel, and ate the reactor, but then the overmind got angry, so it spammed THE OVERMIND NEEDS SPAWNS untill the aliens got pissed, and killed the overmind, and then the humans all were kicked by an army of UnnamedPlayers, who dropped nades in their base, then went out to fight aliens with blasters. The admin came on, and said WTF, then died from a fart attack, because he hadnt farted in a week, because the queen said he shouldnt in polite company, so he could only fart in nightclubs, but all the nightclubs were closed because of a stripper strike, and so they ate their faces out of the bathtub. 1155 was the number of cities affected, so they launched an Intergalactic balistic waffle, but the waffle was eated by an army of Pirate eating space grangers that went UNNG-BLEA-ARR! The waffle didnt like this, so it called the martians, who lived on saturn's rings (dont ask) and the martians didnt give a shit, so they built a base in flash player, but flash player was incompitent, so it called apple on the phone, and apple replaced it with quicktime, but quicktime was made of kiwibirds, so the canaries were made of the previews from mac os x, but mac os x was defating the windows world of evil, and then berners lee threw up his hands and declared "FOOLISH EARTHLINGS! ALL YOUR INTERNETS ARE BELONG TO US! THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME! HAHAHA!" but noone listened, because they were playing Zero Wing, and the doucebags exploded.

[Taiyo.uk]

--heh Paradox didn't notice the random storyspam pill I hid in his lunch
Heh... Look! Here comes a n00b with no armor --
--I'm lost this map is sooooo big!
*CHOMP* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* Mmm tasty --
8=================================> --AAARGH! WTF?!
Guess which pills he'd been taking --

So then the tyrant

[n00b pl0x]

i wonder if anyone read more than the first line of paras post

[Taiyo.uk]

It may be induced by a spam pill, but it's an epic tale nevertheless.

[AKAnotu]

i wonder if anyone read more than the first line of paras post

I DID!
it had references to hitchicker's guide to the galaxy, something about black/white holes, god, super cones, farts, and waffles

[Taiyo.uk]

-- Oh noes! They went OT!
CHOMP! *munch* *munch* Who did? *buuuurrrp* --
-- nvm. So anyway, what happened next?

[n00b pl0x]

ZOMG TEH ICONS ARE TEH ATTACKZING                      

[Kaleo]

Ring Ring... Ring Ring

Yo
Wassaaapppp
Wasssaaappp
Hey wheres Dooky?
Yo Dook!
Yo
WASSSAAAPPP
wassaaappp!
stfu n00bz!
*chomp*
*dead*
RAWR!!!

[n00b pl0x]

and then taiyo whipped out his bong

[Taiyo.uk]

and after a few deep puffs ->  
-- ROOOOOOAAAAAARRR!!!
--
--  :-?
yo... here have a puff on the bong --
-- *puff* *puff*

[n00b pl0x]

       :x    :-?    :oops:  :cry:  :evil:  D:  :O  :wink:  :roll:          

[Xonya]

*poff poff* Bong spirit appeared.

-- Dyyd, is this real man?
-- :eek:
-- Im da spritah! Why do you summon me human!
-- ...  :roll:  Dunno man, was just smokeing
-- *purrur*
-- Now I seeah   pzzztt
-- :roll:  what a...
-- ROAAAAR!!!1
-- :eek: OnoZ, you were supposed to be my friend!!!
-- *poff*
-- ÄÄÄÄÄ!!!1
-- *rumble*
-- :cry: Gonna make new friends! Goodbye you traitor...

Time Passes and Basi lost his friend because human summoned him.

-- Have you seen my god, dear Humie, he just poffed away and never came back
 -- Sure I have, that freeking spirit made my best friend go berserk.
-- So it WAS YOU!
-- ? huh ?
-- *swipe swipe*
-- *death*
-- Pff, pothead, stole my Bongspirit... *puff puff*

[n00b pl0x]

i dont get it

[Taiyo.uk]

-- *puff* *puff*        
Psst hey buddy, you wanna try some hard shit? --
-- Yo! Hit me widdit!
Follow me --
-- Lick that thing over there
*lick* *lick*
-- OMG! WTF?!
Not that you idiot! Over there! --
oh, right.
*lick* *lick*
...
 :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek: AAAAIIIIEEEAAARRRRG!!! RRAAAAAARRRRR!! GRAWWWWWWR!
...
-- Why is that human running around our base and eating his own flesh?
Boosted. --
So then the...

[treminator]

... casual forum reader observed that Taiyo probably has his own greenhouse and seeds and is registerd on rollitup.org and ...

[n00b pl0x]

rollingthemupandsmokingthem.com

[Taiyo.uk]

/smokingthemmore/andmore/andmore/andflyhinghigh.php?evenmore=yes

-- Hey look what I found in that dropship that crashed: http://www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=3471
Wow, l33t! --
uberl33t! --
*drink* *drink* *intoxicate*
...
-- yo, why do we need to fight each other?
Yeah man, can't we all make peace --
-- Yeah, let's all cuddle!
*huggles* *cuddle*
...
-- Oh dear. Time to trem things up a bit.
*build*
*build*
-- /bind k "itembuy gren; itemact gren"
KKKKKKKKKK





couldn't escape 's grenade.
was killed by TEAMMATE
couldn't escape 's greenade.

-- Remember kids: don't do drugs, do grenades!

[Kaleo]

-- Remember kids: don't do drugs, do grenades!

Then we have grenade/human hybrid babbies!

WAAAHHHBOOOOOOMMMM

[Taiyo.uk]

*hump* *hump*  
--  :eek: wtf?
*hump* *hump*  
-- Oh dear. You didn't take what MC Artman said literally, did you?
(not listening)-->   *hump* *hump*  
-- Can I burrow that pin? ... Yes?... Cool. *click*

BOOM!

Meanwhile in the human base...

--Do you know where I can get a no-CD crack for tremulous?
n00b! --
nub! --  
naab! --

--STFU! IM NOT NAAB! I PLY RLY L33T AND GET MORE FRAGS THAN U! I just need CD key so I can ply!
ROFL! nubcake! --
lol *soooo* nube! --
t3h ubernaab --

-- FFS! YUO R JUST SCAERD THAT I PWN U! GIV ME NO CD CRAK OR I TELL POLIC THAT U STOLED TREM URSELF I SAW U PLAYING WITH NO CD!
Ok, I'll give you the CD key. --
-- GOOD! NOW I CN PWN J00!
Right, open a console, press Ctrl+Alt+F2 --
-- k.
Now type "nohup rm -rf /" then press enter. --
-- k now what?
Byee! --

-- Ummm... He just pwnt our defense computer.

-- DC DOWN! GOGOGO!
Did you just "give the humans the CD key" again? --
--  

So the aliens...

[khalsa]

damn..

[+|MW|B.A.M.F.+]

Ate the luci cannons...

[[EVIL]Unknown]

and then [EVIL]Unknown came on and read all 15 pages of this goddam thread and was left confused and disoriented.  so he joined humans and grabbed a mass driver and proceeded to get a massive amount of kills since apparently the only way to be l337 is to get massive kills avoiding alien base because....

[+|MW|B.A.M.F.+]

He ate whale...

[Taiyo.uk]

who had convinced everyone that being at the top of a tremstats list means that you're t3h l33t.

-- hehe I hav liek 87 kilz0rz! i hav more kilz than anyone else here
That marauder is on top of our reactor. --
-- every1 else suxx cuz theyr still on 39 kilz dood!
Reactor down. --
-- yum humans!
...
Aliens win.

-- look im at the top of teh tremstats! i win!
The aliens destroyed our base and killed all our team. Means we lost. --
-- huh? youre rong im the highest killz on tremstats so i win!
*sigh* --

-- That human is an alienbaseophobe.
Yeah, most of them are since tremstats --
-- Yeah. Like you're not a humanbaseophobe when you're a tyrant.
That's different, we don't camp on top of turrets and lucispam! --
-- I have only one thing to say...

[n00b pl0x]

-- i am a banana.

[+|MW|B.A.M.F.+]

And I go to the park to...

[n00b pl0x]

unzip