I have so much experience in Trem admining that i've seen and done almost everything..No, this isn't a real event.. but I have a feeling somewhere..it was

Issue #1: "A Newb Admin"
Once upon a time on a small Tremulous 20 player server:
Format: wuts good everyone
Value: wuts happenin dude
Format: nuttin man just in here for some tremming
admin: 2 bad u both suck
Value: 2 bad you're an idiot
!mute: Value was muted by admin
Format: unmute him wtf
admin: he insulted an admin, bad thing to do
Format: you insulted him first idiot
Format: this is why no one plays on this server
Format: you abusive prick
!kick: Format was kicked by admin
Format reconnected
!kick: Format was kicked by admin
Format reconnected
Format entered the game.
Format: what the fuck dude stop kicking me
admin: learned your lesson yet?
Value disconnected
Value reconnected
Value joined humans
admin: maybe you 2 should settle down
Bandage connected
Bandage enetered the game.
Bandage joined humans
REACTOR deconstructed by Bandage
Bandage: loloLOLO!!!1
Bandage changed name to Va|ue
Va|ue started a votekick to kick player Value for "name stealing"
!passvote: admin decided that everyone voted yes
(Va|ue): lol so owned
Value: what the fuck idiot
!ban: Value has been banned, duration: 1 hour, reason: votekick
Format: you just kicked the wrong person
admin: he stole his name
(Va|ue): lol so ez
Format: dont u see him in teamchat?
(Va|ue): i bet he's observing aliens, with no aliens players loloo
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Machinegun turret TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Machinegun turret TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Telenode TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Format: fucking stop idiot
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Telenode TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Format started a votekick to kick player Va|ue for "tking"
!cancelvote: admin decided that everyone voted no
admin: u dont need to votekick
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
admin: wut is he doing
Format: fucking observe him he's tking me
Va|ue was TEAMKILLED by Format
admin: wtf u tked him
Format: im trying to stop him from tking the base!1
!ban: Format was banned by admin, duration: 1 week, reason: tking base
admin: !listplayers
Va|ue: hey, need anymore admins?
admin: ya u wanna become an admin?
admin: im incharge of getting more admins for the server
Va|ue: do u have rcon?
admin: ya
Va|ue: !listplayers
2 clients total connected:
5 Level 5 Admin Admin
0 Regular Player Va|ue
Va|ue: can I be admin?
admin: sure
admin: !setlevel Va|ue 4
!setlevel: Va|ue was given level 4 admin rights by admin.
Va|ue: thx
Va|ue: hey, wuts the command to mess wit gravity?
admin: np
admin: thats rcon
Va|ue: can i have it?
Va|ue: wheres the server owner?
admin: hes away for 3 weeks thats why im incharge
Va|ue: !help
Va|ue: hey, can i have rcon so i can play with gravity?
admin: sure y not
Private Message from admin: password is shitbag
console: !setlevel Va|ue 5
!setlevel: Va|ue was given level 5 admin rights by console.
!setlevel: admin was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue.
admin: there u go
admin: wtf
(in console) Va|ue: rcon_password shitjet
Va|ue: lol
Va|ue: !listadmins
!setlevel: admin2 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin3 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin4 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
admin: omfg stop
!setlevel: admin5 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin6 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin7 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin8 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
Va|ue: !showbans
ban #1 for mofo has been removed by Va|ue
ban #2 for mofo2 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #3 for whatthefuck has been removed by Va|ue
ban #4 for evader has been removed by Va|ue
ban #5 for damnitman hasbeen removed by Va|ue
ban #6 for bean has been removed by Va|ue
ban #7 for huh? has been removed by Va|ue
ban #8 shitface has been removed by Va|ue
ban #9 for dconner has been removed by Va|ue
ban #10 for idiot has been removed by Va|ue
ban #11 for HoYL SHIT! has been removed by Va|ue
ban #12 for Innocentperson has been removed by Va|ue
ban #13 for More has been removed by Va|ue
ban #14 for Value has been removed by Va|ue
ban #15 for Format has been removed by Va|ue
ban #16 for mofo3 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #17 for mofo4 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #18 for whatthefuck2 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #19 for evade33r has been removed by Va|ue
ban #20 for damnitman553 hasbeen removed by Va|ue
ban #21 for bean53 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #22 for huh?dfg has been removed by Va|ue
ban #23 shitface21 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #24 for dconner12 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #25 for idiot33 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #26 for HoYL SHIT!11 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #27 for Innocentperson1 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #28 for More1 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #29 for OMG has been removed by Va|ue
ban #30 for Jeezus has been removed by Va|ue
admin: wtf give me my admin back
Va|ue: k
!setlevel: admin was given level 4 admin rights by Va|ue.
admin: !ban va|ue idiot
!ban: cannot ban someone that has a higher level than you
admin: omg
admin: fin ill use rcon!
(in console) admin: bad rcon password.
(in console) admin: bad rcon password.
(in console) admin: bad rcon password.
admin: omfg how u change rcon
Va|ue: lol skillz
Va|ue: sux 4 u loloo bye
!ban: admin was banned by Va|ue, duration: 12 years, reason: w00t
Va|ue terrorized the 20 player server until 3 weeks later when the server owner returned and found his server
a mess, no bans, all admins gone.. with no ftp backup he was stuck.