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Mario

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« on: January 23, 2007, 03:55:38 pm »
I have so much experience in Trem admining that i've seen and done almost everything..No, this isn't a real event.. but I have a feeling somewhere..it was :P



Issue #1: "A Newb Admin"

Once upon a time on a small Tremulous 20 player server:


Format: wuts good everyone
Value: wuts happenin dude
Format: nuttin man just in here for some tremming
admin: 2 bad u both suck
Value: 2 bad you're an idiot
!mute: Value was muted by admin
Format: unmute him wtf
admin: he insulted an admin, bad thing to do
Format: you insulted him first idiot
Format: this is why no one plays on this server
Format: you abusive prick
!kick: Format was kicked by admin
Format reconnected
!kick: Format was kicked by admin
Format reconnected
Format entered the game.
Format: what the fuck dude stop kicking me
admin: learned your lesson yet?
Value disconnected
Value reconnected
Value joined humans
admin: maybe you 2 should settle down
Bandage connected
Bandage enetered the game.
Bandage joined humans
REACTOR deconstructed by Bandage
Bandage: loloLOLO!!!1
Bandage changed name to Va|ue
Va|ue started a votekick to kick player Value for "name stealing"
!passvote: admin decided that everyone voted yes
(Va|ue): lol so owned
Value: what the fuck idiot
!ban: Value has been banned, duration: 1 hour, reason: votekick
Format: you just kicked the wrong person
admin: he stole his name
(Va|ue): lol so ez
Format: dont u see him in teamchat?
(Va|ue): i bet he's observing aliens, with no aliens players loloo
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Machinegun turret TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Machinegun turret TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Telenode TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Format: fucking stop idiot
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Telenode TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Format started a votekick to kick player Va|ue for "tking"
!cancelvote: admin decided that everyone voted no
admin: u dont need to votekick
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
admin: wut is he doing
Format: fucking observe him he's tking me
Va|ue was TEAMKILLED by Format
admin: wtf u tked him
Format: im trying to stop him from tking the base!1
!ban: Format was banned by admin, duration: 1 week, reason: tking base
admin: !listplayers
Va|ue: hey, need anymore admins?
admin: ya u wanna become an admin?
admin: im incharge of getting more admins for the server
Va|ue: do u have rcon?
admin: ya
Va|ue: !listplayers

2 clients total connected:
5 Level 5 Admin Admin
0 Regular Player Va|ue

Va|ue: can I be admin?
admin: sure
admin: !setlevel Va|ue 4
!setlevel: Va|ue was given level 4 admin rights by admin.
Va|ue: thx
Va|ue: hey, wuts the command to mess wit gravity?
admin: np
admin: thats rcon
Va|ue: can i have it?
Va|ue: wheres the server owner?
admin: hes away for 3 weeks thats why im incharge
Va|ue: !help
Va|ue: hey, can i have rcon so i can play with gravity?
admin: sure y not
Private Message from admin: password is shitbag
console: !setlevel Va|ue 5
!setlevel: Va|ue was given level 5 admin rights by console.
!setlevel: admin was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue.
admin: there u go
admin: wtf
(in console) Va|ue: rcon_password shitjet
Va|ue: lol
Va|ue: !listadmins
!setlevel: admin2 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin3 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin4 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
admin: omfg stop
!setlevel: admin5 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin6 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin7 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin8 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
Va|ue: !showbans
ban #1 for mofo has been removed by Va|ue
ban #2 for mofo2 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #3 for whatthefuck has been removed by Va|ue
ban #4 for evader has been removed by Va|ue
ban #5 for damnitman hasbeen removed by Va|ue
ban #6 for bean has been removed by Va|ue
ban #7 for huh? has been removed by Va|ue
ban #8 shitface has been removed by Va|ue
ban #9 for dconner has been removed by Va|ue
ban #10 for idiot has been removed by Va|ue
ban #11 for HoYL SHIT! has been removed by Va|ue
ban #12 for Innocentperson has been removed by Va|ue
ban #13 for More has been removed by Va|ue
ban #14 for Value has been removed by Va|ue
ban #15 for Format has been removed by Va|ue
ban #16 for mofo3 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #17 for mofo4 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #18 for whatthefuck2 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #19 for evade33r has been removed by Va|ue
ban #20 for damnitman553 hasbeen removed by Va|ue
ban #21 for bean53 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #22 for huh?dfg has been removed by Va|ue
ban #23 shitface21 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #24 for dconner12 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #25 for idiot33 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #26 for HoYL SHIT!11 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #27 for Innocentperson1 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #28 for More1 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #29 for OMG has been removed by Va|ue
ban #30 for Jeezus has been removed by Va|ue
admin: wtf give me my admin back
Va|ue: k
!setlevel: admin was given level 4 admin rights by Va|ue.
admin: !ban va|ue idiot
!ban: cannot ban someone that has a higher level than you
admin: omg
admin: fin ill use rcon!
(in console) admin: bad rcon password.
(in console) admin: bad rcon password.
(in console) admin: bad rcon password.
admin: omfg how u change rcon
Va|ue: lol skillz
Va|ue: sux 4 u loloo bye
!ban: admin was banned by Va|ue, duration: 12 years, reason: w00t

Va|ue terrorized the 20 player server until 3 weeks later when the server owner returned and found his server
a mess, no bans, all admins gone.. with no ftp backup he was stuck.
I dont give a fuck meter. 7/6/10

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Stof

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2007, 04:01:11 pm »
urphy's rules of combat
8 ) Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
18 ) Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Mario

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2007, 04:06:47 pm »
revised
I dont give a fuck meter. 7/6/10

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holyknight

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2007, 06:24:04 pm »
wow, that story is hilrious and teaches you a lesson.
And it seems soooooooo real too! While I read it, I wanted to yell to the admin "YOU SUCK!" lol :D

|Nex|TrEmMa

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Re: Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2007, 06:43:39 pm »
Quote from: "Mario"

Format: wuts good everyone
Value: wuts happenin dude
Format: nuttin man just in here for some tremming
Mario: 2 bad u both suck
Value: 2 bad you're an idiot
!mute: Value was muted by Mario
Format: unmute him wtf
Mario: he insulted an admin, bad thing to do
Format: you insulted him first idiot
Format: this is why no one plays on this server
Format: you abusive prick
!kick: Format was kicked by Mario
Format reconnected
!kick: Format was kicked by Mario
Format reconnected
Format entered the game.
Format: what the fuck dude stop kicking me
Mario: learned your lesson yet?
Value disconnected
Value reconnected
Value joined humans
Mario: maybe you 2 should settle down
Bandage connected
Bandage enetered the game.
Bandage joined humans
REACTOR deconstructed by Bandage
Bandage: loloLOLO!!!1
Bandage changed name to Va|ue
Va|ue started a votekick to kick player Value for "name stealing"
!passvote: Mario decided that everyone voted yes
(Va|ue): lol so owned
Value: what the fuck idiot
!ban: Value has been banned, duration: 1 hour, reason: votekick
Format: you just kicked the wrong person
Mario: he stole his name
(Va|ue): lol so ez
Format: dont u see him in teamchat?
(Va|ue): i bet he's observing aliens, with no aliens players loloo
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Machinegun turret TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Machinegun turret TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Telenode TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Format: fucking stop idiot
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Telenode TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Format started a votekick to kick player Va|ue for "tking"
!cancelvote: Mario decided that everyone voted no
Mario: u dont need to votekick
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Mario: wut is he doing
Format: fucking observe him he's tking me
Va|ue was TEAMKILLED by Format
Mario: wtf u tked him
Format: im trying to stop him from tking the base!1
!ban: Format was banned by Mario, duration: 1 week, reason: tking base
Mario: !listplayers
Va|ue: hey, need anymore admins?
Mario: ya u wanna become an admin?
Mario: im incharge of getting more admins for the server
Va|ue: do u have rcon?
Mario: ya
Va|ue: !listplayers

2 clients total connected:
5 Level 5 Admin Mario
0 Regular Player Va|ue

Va|ue: can I be admin?
Mario: sure
Mario: !setlevel Va|ue 4
!setlevel: Va|ue was given level 4 admin rights by Mario.
Va|ue: thx
Va|ue: hey, wuts the command to mess wit gravity?
Mario: np
Mario: thats rcon
Va|ue: can i have it?
Va|ue: wheres the server owner?
Mario: hes away for 3 weeks thats why im incharge
Va|ue: !help
Va|ue: hey, can i have rcon so i can play with gravity?
Mario: sure y not
Private Message from Mario: password is shitbag
console: !setlevel Va|ue 5
!setlevel: Va|ue was given level 5 admin rights by console.
!setlevel: Mario was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue.
Mario: there u go
Mario: wtf
(in console) Va|ue: rcon_password shitjet
Va|ue: lol
Va|ue: !listMarios
!setlevel: admin2 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin3 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin4 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
Mario: omfg stop
!setlevel: admin5 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin6 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin7 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin8 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
Va|ue: !showbans
ban #1 for mofo has been removed by Va|ue
ban #2 for mofo2 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #3 for whatthefuck has been removed by Va|ue
ban #4 for evader has been removed by Va|ue
ban #5 for damnitman hasbeen removed by Va|ue
ban #6 for bean has been removed by Va|ue
ban #7 for huh? has been removed by Va|ue
ban #8 shitface has been removed by Va|ue
ban #9 for dconner has been removed by Va|ue
ban #10 for idiot has been removed by Va|ue
ban #11 for HoYL SHIT! has been removed by Va|ue
ban #12 for Innocentperson has been removed by Va|ue
ban #13 for More has been removed by Va|ue
ban #14 for Value has been removed by Va|ue
ban #15 for Format has been removed by Va|ue
ban #16 for mofo3 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #17 for mofo4 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #18 for whatthefuck2 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #19 for evade33r has been removed by Va|ue
ban #20 for damnitman553 hasbeen removed by Va|ue
ban #21 for bean53 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #22 for huh?dfg has been removed by Va|ue
ban #23 shitface21 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #24 for dconner12 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #25 for idiot33 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #26 for HoYL SHIT!11 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #27 for Innocentperson1 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #28 for More1 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #29 for OMG has been removed by Va|ue
ban #30 for Jeezus has been removed by Va|ue
Mario: wtf give me my admin back
Va|ue: k
!setlevel: Mario was given level 4 admin rights by Va|ue.
Mario: !ban va|ue idiot
!ban: cannot ban someone that has a higher level than you
Mario: omg
Mario: fin ill use rcon!
(in console) Mario: bad rcon password.
(in console) Mario: bad rcon password.
(in console) Mario: bad rcon password.
Mario: omfg how u change rcon
Va|ue: lol skillz
Va|ue: sux 4 u loloo bye
!ban: Mario was banned by Va|ue, duration: 12 years, reason: w00t.

fixx'd

Smokey

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2007, 08:18:17 pm »
made me lol, haha

Undeference

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2007, 08:21:48 pm »
Quote
Va|ue: !listMarios
Need help? Ask intelligently. Please share solutions you find.

Thats what we need, helpful players, not more powerful admins.

kozak6

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2007, 08:25:49 pm »
Heh, that's a great story  :D  :D  :D .

Stof's GIF seems to be having some problems.

Stof

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2007, 08:33:40 pm »
Quote from: "kozak6"
Heh, that's a great story  :D  :D  :D .

Stof's GIF seems to be having some problems.

No problem, i'll just copy it into a better host :)
urphy's rules of combat
8 ) Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
18 ) Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

|Nex|TrEmMa

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2007, 08:53:52 pm »
Quote from: "Undeference"
Quote
Va|ue: !listMarios

It's in the latest SVN.

holyknight

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2007, 11:33:37 pm »
haha, bruce lee rocks :D
he's like, my favorite martial artist
maybe Jet Lee is next, after I watched Fearless.. don't know why so many critics hate it...

Taiyo.uk

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2007, 12:00:30 am »
Oh dear.

That is akin to printing the root password in metre high letters on the side of the building you work in.

Mario

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2007, 06:57:28 am »
Issue #2 coming soon lol
I dont give a fuck meter. 7/6/10

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|Nex|TrEmMa

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2007, 07:08:15 am »
Quote from: "Mario"
Issue #2 coming soon lol

You can use your real name in the next one.

Mario

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2007, 07:10:30 am »
pfft this never happened to me why would i use mah name in it
I dont give a fuck meter. 7/6/10

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|Nex|TrEmMa

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« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2007, 07:13:34 am »
Quote from: "Mario"
pfft this never happened to me why would i use mah name in it

lier lier pants on fier

Mario

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« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2007, 07:16:43 am »
no pr00f  :P
I dont give a fuck meter. 7/6/10

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Bajsefar

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2007, 07:40:03 am »
j00 4r3 t0t4lly emhh. whuzzizzname agaon? YORE VALUE!

Mario

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« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2007, 11:09:58 am »
omogmo im not value :O
I dont give a fuck meter. 7/6/10

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Ranger

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2007, 12:38:54 pm »
This $ Sucks

:P
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A_Total_noob

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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2007, 01:24:44 pm »
[-]4xXx !

Rofl @ The story.
Loved it. Infact, its made me paranoid.
lawl, people still play Tremulous ?

Yarou

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Mario's admin chronicles #1
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2007, 08:20:22 pm »
Saged, for pure phail.


Currently:
{&}Yarou

n00b pl0x

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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2007, 10:41:08 pm »
I was va|ue
will sort out my sig, or I will get banned.

HOW DO I SORTED SIG?

Confess

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« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2007, 07:29:05 am »
Who wants the RCON Password to |SST|?
know that I myself cannot do anything, that I will fall, and that I am a sinful man, but I know that I can do ANYTHING through God Almighty, whom strengthens me.

AKAnotu

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« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2007, 12:30:32 am »
I DO! then i can kick the noobs voting for atcs
actually, i'd never have that chance, as i don't play sst

n00b pl0x

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« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2007, 03:33:20 am »
belier13 wants the rcon pass to sst
will sort out my sig, or I will get banned.

HOW DO I SORTED SIG?