Surrealist (Teen Slang) Fun

[Mikiupdown2]

Ok, so you may or may not have heard of The Surrealist. Basicly, its just a load of random generators where you put words in and then it tells you the (often hillarious meanings).

So, for this thread we will be using The Surrealist's Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary. Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang.cgi and enter a word and post here if you find anything funny.

I'll start.

The word I entered was "asshole". The result: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang.cgi?ref=asshole

[Plague Bringer]

omg
n. an inquiry of health, and confirmation of same.
"Hey there, Brian - omg?" "Omg."


poo
adj. addicted to porn.
"I wish my family member was poo."


porn
adj. bad-smelling but not happy.
"Jose, I'm not going to trip over that car - it's porn!"


cow
n. clothes without gold.
"What's with the cow, girl?"  


Tremulous
n. an exclamation of surprise.
"Tremulous!"  


Tyrant
n. a happy drink.
"Homie, I'm no Tyrant!"  


Dretch
adj. fake but not desirable.
"My man, you're so Dretch - kiss my car!"


Goon
n. a vulgar hand gesture.
"Are you giving me the Goon, buddy?"


Overmind
adj. popular or outrageous.
"Jackie is, like, so Overmind."  


and last but not least
interj. casual greeting.
"And last but not least, my man." "And last but not least."

[Basilisco]

BASILISCO
adj. addicted to food.
"Careful, kid, she's BASILISCO."


>___________<

[AKAnotu]

AKAnotu
n. a particularly enormous radio.
"This AKAnotu is insufficiently enormous!"

Tremulous developers
n. 1. a happy friend or close acquaintance. 2. a popular gun.
"Boy, check out this Tremulous developers!"

Zilla
n. a sexy person.
"This Zilla is even more sexy than my usual person!"

oppressed
n. food.
"I'm gonna see your oppressed, Jackie."

pc$
n. a secret vehicle.
"Shana, where's my pc$?"

foe
v. to hit things, with no purpose or reason.
"Foe and you'll regret it, bud."

xga
n. complicated acronym, meaning drugs.
"Sabrina, this xga is really superior!"

candy
v. to share a child.
"Are you trying to candy, Billie?"

R&V
n. a unit of currency which the speaker wants to play with.
"Want me to play with that R&V, my man?"

Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?
n. crack cocaine, but also a secret code-word for crack cocaine.
"Unpleasant Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?, fool!"

granger
interj. casual greeting.
"Granger, Kelly." "Granger."

windows
v. to disrespect one's friend or close acquaintance.
"Windows and you'll regret it, officer."

linux
adj. small or new.
"I wish my disco was linux."

apple
n. contraceptives without lies.
"What foreign apple you have, Reggie."

[St. Anger]

anger
n. someone who has a different girl every week.
"That anger is so nice!"

poop on a stick
v. to shop for shoes.
"Hey, Sally, wanna poop on a stick?"

retard
n. a girl, particularly a big one.
"Boy, that retard is big!"

[E-Mxp]

E-Mxp
n. a vulgar hand gesture.
"Are you giving me the E-Mxp, fool?"

LOL

[_Equilibrium_]

iosueghfuio hn oeh o qeihftiqo;hfq
n. mid-nineties term for girls.
"Shana, can I chase some iosueghfuio hn oeh o qeihftiqo;hfq?" "Sure you can, Grandma."



that's news to me

[janev]

infected
adj. addicted to LSD.
"Billie - she's infected!"

[NiTRoX]

Nitrox
n. 1. a girl. 2. lies.
"This Nitrox is insufficiently new!"


Fucker
n. alco-pops, but also a secret code-word for friends.
"My man, this Fucker is really cheap!"

George W Bush
interj. an exclamation used in celebrating a victory.
"George W Bush! I knew you couldn't buy my gun!"

Malta
interj. a statement of strong disagreement.
"Billy, can I enjoy your thong?" "Malta!"

atcs
interj. phrase suggesting that someone purchase something.
"Sabrina - atcs!"

utcs
v. to sell firearms with alco-pops.
"Are you trying to utcs, officer?"

lofl
adj. likely to understand money.
"Jesse is, like, so lofl."

n00b pl0x
v. to intentionally attack a vehicle.
"Why do you n00b pl0x, buddy?"

Plague Bringer
n. mid-eighties term for money.
"My friend, can I play with some Plague Bringer?" "Sure you can, Jose."

aimbot
n. a particularly exceptional web site.
"My aimbot isn't a dangerous as Nigel's."

[Taiyo.uk]

Taiyo.uk
adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone.
"Is it true that Sally and Grandma are Taiyo.uk?"

[NiTRoX]

lol.

[_Equilibrium_]

qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq qqqqqqqqq
adj. overly fond of shoes.
"What do you think of that girl, Sabrina?" "She's qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq qqqqqqqqq!"




no wai!

[Undeference]

school
n. people, but also a secret code-word for people.
"Want some school, Brian?"

Not so secret, is it?

[_Equilibrium_]

sex
adj. fake.
"Grandma, you're so sex."


LOL :eek:

[Plague Bringer]

sexy
adv. used in conjunction with another word as an intensifier.
"That woman is sexy-broken, kid."  


omgwtfhax
v. to flirt with a friend or close acquaintance.
"I'm telling you, Mom totally wanted to omgwtfhax!"


gay
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better gay, Brian."


_Equilibrium_
n. complicated acronym, meaning hair.
"Pleasant _Equilibrium_, girl!"  


gibbled
adj. unable to purchase snacks.
"Buddy, I'm not going to eat that man - it's gibbled!"


Polish Farmer Boy
adj. unable to laugh at garbage.
"Mom, you're so Polish Farmer Boy - love my woman!"


lawl
adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone.
"Is it true that Sabrina and Nigel are lawl?"  


condom
adj. addicted to money.
"Kelly is, like, so condom."

[_Equilibrium_]

i like to eat paint chips
n. alcohol.
"Got some i like to eat paint chips?" "Yeah, I'm your man for i like to eat paint chips, girl."


makes sense