I will answer all your Questions

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Glunnator-

RL name?
Or my preffered name DarkShadowNinjaDude?
Or my formal name, God?
Which one?

To wander aimlessly and have a good time!

Fuschia, tis a royal colour.

45.7385 strokes per minute

What kind of moose?

C = pi x d

Call that hard? Geez.

[E-Mxp]

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favourite colour?

What is the average wingspeed of a swallow carrying a coconut?

We all love monty python and the holy grail

your on a train station, just waiting for your train and you see a guy in a hurry
he talks one to one to the lady who said he should take the next train.
but in the end he was in a hurry for nothing because the train arrived 5 minutes later.

now is the question...
whats the time the train arrived?

[Evlesoa]

Not enough Information, you need to state a time, and all you give is 5 minutes, ok so if its 1:00 PM its 12:55:00 PM, and therefore there is not enuf info... or it would be 10 minutes, if the interval is 5...

I got a question...

What is the max speed of acceleration for a human falling off a plane thats @ 20,000 feet?

How long does it take for him to fall and hit the ground?

[Plague Bringer]

120 MPH.

.63 Seconds.

Nah. That can't be right.

[David]

What is the max speed of acceleration for a human falling off a plane thats @ 20,000 feet?

How long does it take for him to fall and hit the ground?

20000 feet approx = 6.0km.

Gravity is 9.81ms^-2

v^2=u^2+2as
so v=sqrt(2*9.81*6000) = 117720 speed at the floor.
Which is wrong due to terminal velocity.

but to answer your question, 9.81ms^-2

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Terminal velocity = 120MPH

Plague got it right.

[Plague Bringer]

I <3 Google

[sleekslacker]

In this forum, "how dyu put the persons name in the quote? "

that's my question. don't leak the info to him everyone !

[.n00b pl0x]

We are coming.

[n00b.pl0x]

We are here.

[n00b pl0x.]

We are many.

[David]

new question:
how many noob plox accounts will there be this time tomorow?
(answer as a real integer please)

[.n00b pl0x]

There will be enough.

[n00b.pl0x]

I agree.

[n00b pl0x]

lmao i love this shit. *new siggie*

[n00b pl0x.]

We are as one.

Well said, Brother.

[mooseberry]

LOL!!!

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Make that 6 n00b pl0x the first.
So, who are you then?
n00b pl0x the first?
PFB?
Plague?
Mooseberry?
Anyone?

[Menace13]

I have some questions:

1: What is the answer to the greatest question?
2: What is the greatest question?
3: How many cubic millimeters is God?
4: What is the symbol for infinity? Show it.
5: How many atoms are in the universe?
6: What is the best free computer game?
7: Is it a free source/open source game?
8: If 7=Yes then how many lines are in [the answer to 6]?
9: What website do you get the answers from?
10: Why did I almost poop in my pants?


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

EDIT:

[NiTRoX]

I have some too:

1. Who is God?
2. Where does he live? (address)
3. What is the extact number of pi?
4. Whats your sister's mobile number?
5. What is my real identity?
6. Are you Polish?
7. How are bananas created?
8. Can I ban you?
9. If no, why not?
10. Give me a question and I'll answer it.

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Nitrox:

1. Who is God?

Me, I think Ive mentioned that before.

2. Where does he live? (address)

In a cloud, you'll have to guess which one though.
 
3. What is the extact number of pi?

 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937 5105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117 0679  
  8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812 8481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381 96  
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  7245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643 6789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160 9

But it goes on...

4. Whats your sister's mobile number?

God doesnt have a sister.

5. What is my real identity?

You are Batman.

6. Are you Polish?

No.

7. How are bananas created?

 A banana seed grows into a banana tree. This flowers, and wee bananas grow larger and larger. Then some guy comes along with a monkey and they work together to gather them up.

8. Can I ban you?

No.

9. If no, why not?

You are not a mod.

10. Give me a question and I'll answer it.

Can you lick your own elbow, cos I can.

Menace13:

1: What is the answer to the greatest question?

Depends on your point of view.

2: What is the greatest question?

(see above)

3: How many cubic millimeters is God?

Infinity

4: What is the symbol for infinity? Show it.

No that'd be giving the game away.

5: How many atoms are in the universe?

A lot.

6: What is the best free computer game?

TREM-U-LOUS! Endorsed by god.

7: Is it a free source/open source game?

That it is.

8: If 7=Yes then how many lines are in [the answer to 6]?

WTF. Im God, not a grammer checker. Lines in Q6?
 
9: What website do you get the answers from?

 http://www.realultimatepower.net/

10: Why did I almost poop in my pants?

Because you are somewhat incontinent in your bowels.

[Menace13]

3. What is the extact number of pi?

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937 5105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117 0679  
  8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812 8481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381 96  
  4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909 1456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412 73  
  7245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643 6789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160 9

But it goes on...

LOL! here:

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[David]

http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
Now stop showing off your extreme quoting skillz.
But that is quite cool.

[Lord Baxter]

shadow ninja:

1. calculate the total number of neurons in the average (assuming perfect functionality) human brain.

2. you are in space without a spacesuit because you are god. if you look at our sun (or the orbiting star closest to the planet known as earth) without being blinded (because you are god) what colour would it be?

3. is it possible for a radioactive element to have an exponential rate of decay?

4. if being human is possesing the qualities that animals dont then what qualities must someone posses to be human?

5. is murphy's law a paradox?

6. explain the circumstances required for stable cold fusion.

7. explain the neuroscience phenonemon known as the "dark network"

8. what is dark matter?

do not post links to websites which contain the answers within, show all the answers with all the working out and in your own words.

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Lord Baxter:

1. 10 trillion.
2. yellow with orange "rivers" and black spots.
3. Theoretically, perhaps, Im not good with huge equations, so Im stopped halfway through, but it looked promising.
4. We dont show any qualities that are totally different from other animals. We are still animals.
5. It is indeed. It contradicts itself in a few situations.
6, 7, 8: I just cant be bothered.

Sorry. As for my workings, I dont reveal them.

[Lord Baxter]

shadow ninja;

all radioactive elements have exponential decay, the half life of an element is the amount of time it takes for half of the element to decompose, it will always decrease by half, and never dissapear.

the sun would be pure white with black spots, if you dont have a space suit you are not in an atmosphere therefore all light would be white.

these two i suppose i apologise for, they are trick questions in a way.

huamn qualities: you ever seen blade runner? who is more human the cruel and violent humans or the passionate and empathetic simulants, or even a.i., the robot can feel love but the mother and most of the other humans are only capable of selfishness. it wasn't a question with an answer persay, it was a question to think about: what do we define as human. some animals have qualities that we say are human, yet no animal is cruel, greedy, or malicious.

murphy's law: that is far too ambiguous to be considered an answer, try again.


the last three i give you permission to ignore, i dont expect anyone on this forum to know the answer.

[dada]

when you will be bored of answering these all  stupid questions?

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Animals are greedy, cruel and malicious. Definately greedy, copeting for the same resource. Cruel, well, some animals kill others for dominance. Although I suppose animals arent really cruel or malicious, they are still within primal instincts, food water etc. They get what they need, they do things to survive, they still think like that. Humans have somewwhat broken out of that way of thinking, and now malice and cruelty are feelings and emotions that didnt exist before we went out of the box.

That is hard.

[Lord Baxter]

greed is defined as wanting something in excess, animals have to compete for the same resource to LIVE, and there is no definate boundary on what a living creature will do to continue living. cruelty is causing pain or misfortune conciously, animals dont conciously cause pain. the methods they use may cause pain (wolves eating animals before they are dead) but they do not mean to. ditto malicious like you said but humans have not quite broken out of it yet, i'll quote the movie aliens here because its most appropriate "im not sure which species is worse but you dont see them f---ing each other over for a percentage". this is a quote from a sci-fi movie but it is still relevant.