I will answer all your Questions

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Hello all,

If anyone has any questions about absolutely anything, please ask me.
I know everything.
Im a ninja.

ShadowNinjaDudeMan is actually a ninja, and thus knows everything worth knowing, and some things that are not.

If you disagree, I can refer you to a wonderful foundation which will help you a lot.

http://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/

[E-Mxp]

Finally there is a ORACLE here!!
Well, ready or not:

Why is there no water on the moon?
Why is the sky blue?
Is there a God?
Did aliens put anal probes in all of us?
When is Judgment Day?

and last but not least....

If God really made the earth in 7 days, how did he know it was the 7th day??
Did he had a holy watch or something?
humans say that each day lasts 24 hours but how did he know??

(Try ansering that Ninja! Whahahahahaa!!!(evil laughter))

[Confess]

Why are my pants wet?

[Shadowgandor]

they say god can do everything, but can he make a stone so big that it's impossible for him to lift it up. But god can do everything right? So he should be able to lift that stone as well, but he can't make a stone unliftable for him. Think about that

[sharrakor]

ninja, why were u promoted to piece of shit?

answer that if u can[/quote]

[David]

Why do you spam?

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

E-Mxp-

1. Why should there be? There isnt because if there were then there would be life there. Aggressive life that would probably nail you humans.
2.The sky is blue because of the atmosphere and Ozone.
3.Yes. Me.
4. All but me. And they like to refer to them as Dark Side Probers.
5. Yesterday.
6. He had a calendar. Simple.

Confess-

1. You saw me.

ShadowGandor-

1. UNBELIEVER! BURN THE HERETIC!
Well, God actually has a brother, called Manwell, they are twins. Manwell can lift anything, but God cant, so simply God creates the rock, which he cant lift, Manwell lifts it, and God steals the credit. Think about that.

Sharrakor-

1. You forgot to click the open quote button, so I hereby downgrade you to sub-volcanic-shit-gloop. I was promoted by King Ninja, my alter ego.

David-

1. Someones gotta do it so other people like yourself can moan about people who like a laugh. But then again, you read the Financial Times for a laugh, so you wouldnt understand humour.

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

I know all this because I AM GOD.
I realised this a few nights ago when I was praying, I suddenly realised I was talking to myself.

[Superpie]

/callvote kick shadowninjadudeman being retarded

[_Equilibrium_]

why do bran muffins taste so bad?

[janev]

Which came first... the chicken or the egg?

[Belier13]

Why do Brazilian people make sex with monkey?

[_Equilibrium_]

Why do Brazilian people make sex with monkey?

i dunno. your brazilian. why dont you answer that question.

[E-Mxp]

E-Mxp-

1. Why should there be? There isnt because if there were then there would be life there. Aggressive life that would probably nail you humans.
2.The sky is blue because of the atmosphere and Ozone.
3.Yes. Me.
4. All but me. And they like to refer to them as Dark Side Probers.
5. Yesterday.
6. He had a calendar. Simple.

OMG, you really know everything!!!!
More questions:

when is Tremulous 1.2 coming out?
Why don't you have a Dark Side Probe?
If God really had a calendar, did he had the usual calender or the Chinese calender?
Why do the Chinese/Japanese have such a strange writing?
If Judgment day was yesterday, shouldend we be... like... dead? Like... the end of the world like... death?
Or did you with your godlike ninjapowers saved us all?
Was Maria Jesus's wife, instead of his mother?

Last but not least:
What is the meaning of live??

[n00b pl0x]

how do you find the identity of batman using calculus? (show all work)

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

E-Mxp-

1. http://www.planettremulous.com/
2. I do, and if anyone crosses my path, God help you. (Oh whoops, thats me, you ARE screwed nomatter what)
3. The Chinese refer to their calender as the usual calender as well. He used a calender that, using the formulae l(c-u) x n, found which day it actually was. Length of your faveourite golf club times (your manboob cup subtract the guy who sits opposite you on the underground's underpants girth) multiplied by the length of the weathermans nose.
Now, wouldnt the world be interesting if we used Gods calender.
4. They dont. Check this weird writing, I call it English, no sense to it at all, unlike the wonderful sensible Chinese language.
5. Damn straight we all should be. But...
6. ...Yes I did.
7. No actually she/he was a transvestite conjoined to Jesus.

8. Good grammer and spelling.

Belier13-

1. I'll tell you when you are older.

Janev-

1. The Dinosaurs, it was an egg, then from which came a weird Dinosaur that was so successful Natural Selection meant its numbers grew and soon they were the dominant species. The humble Chicken. It was actually a mutant Raptor.

_Equilibrium_-

1. The Bran Muffins excite certain parts of your tongue, which sends electrical signals to your brain, which then decides wether it is good or not. This decision varies from human to human. To make them taste nice, get a brain transplant, or try licking the muffin with different parts of your tongue.

Superpie-

1. Maybe its you being retarded, to me I seem perfectly normal, but to you I seem retarded. However, you are retarded. This brings up the question, is your retardedness obvious or suggested to other humans, or is it merely a saturated solution within this topic. Or perhaps your retardedness is seen by me because Im God.

[n00b pl0x]

you forgot me.

[AKAnotu]

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

how many boards would the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Ah Noob Plox, it was only a matter of time before you graced my topic.
Anyway, to work out that

Batman == Bruce Wayne (and vice-versa)

we must first find the clues within the word and name Batman that suggest or indicate the word or name Bruce Wayne.

The first, blindingly obvious clue is that both of them start with a B. This shows that Bruce Wayne or Batman (whichever of these alter egos is the root person from which the other personna was spawned or was seeded from) is fond, attached to or addicted to the letter B.

Next, the a in Batman corresponds to the a in the same numerical place in Wayne.

The t is a bit more tricky.
The alphabet asigns, through numerical order, the value of 20 to t.
The u in Bruce = 21.
The y in Wayne = 25
So using the formulae t= (y-u)x5.
And thus we now have Bat proved from Bruce Wayne.

The man part is simple, Bruce Wayne is a man's name, which would make it an obvious choice over woman to end the name, or any other organisms.

Problem solved.

[Plague Bringer]

Shit, nice.

[n00b pl0x]

Ah Noob Plox, it was only a matter of time before you graced my topic.
Anyway, to work out that

Batman == Bruce Wayne (and vice-versa)

we must first find the clues within the word and name Batman that suggest or indicate the word or name Bruce Wayne.

The first, blindingly obvious clue is that both of them start with a B. This shows that Bruce Wayne or Batman (whichever of these alter egos is the root person from which the other personna was spawned or was seeded from) is fond, attached to or addicted to the letter B.

Next, the a in Batman corresponds to the a in the same numerical place in Wayne.

The t is a bit more tricky.
The alphabet asigns, through numerical order, the value of 20 to t.
The u in Bruce = 21.
The y in Wayne = 25
So using the formulae t= (y-u)x5.
And thus we now have Bat proved from Bruce Wayne.

The man part is simple, Bruce Wayne is a man's name, which would make it an obvious choice over woman to end the name, or any other organisms.

Problem solved.

so far you have bat = b_u__ _ay__

and then the man part is just bs.

not quite, but it was closer than i thought you would get.

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

AKAnotu-

Well, to work out how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood we have to make a formulae.

w=(1/2xc)
Wood=half of the bodyweight of the woodchuck

However, variables such as the health and age of the woodchuck make it able to chuck more or less wood depending on its condition.

So, to navigate the age problem, we must assume that the trend of

<18w=(1/3xc)
Below 18 years old, the woodchuck chucks a 1/3rd of its own weight.

>18-<60w=(1/2xc)
Between 18 and 60 years old, the woodchuck chucks 1/2 of its weight.

>60w=(1/4xc)
Over 60 years old, the woodchuck chucks 1/4 of its weight.

Stays true with all woodchucks (aka, no superwoodchucker babies, and no musclechuck grandparents).

However, these formulae only work out the weight of the wood the woodchuck can chuck at one time.

To work out the actual weight of wood the woodchuck can chuck in one hour, here follows.

The woodchuck is 24 years old, weighs 16kg (fatty) and is healthy and normal. To work out the wood it chucks in an hour use this formulae. It takes the woodchuck 30 seconds to gather and chuck its wood.

At one time:
w=(1/2x16)
w= 8kg
The woodchuck chucks 8kg of wood at a time.

In one hour:
1/2 x 60
=30
The woodchuck spends 30 minutes of its hour chucking wood, and the other 30 mins gathering the wood.
So:
30 x 8
= 240kg
The woodchuck chucks 240kg of wood

Of course, each woodchuck must be timed to see how long it takes to gather the wood.

So, If you want to work out the weight of wood a woodchuck chucks, you need to know


Weight of the Woodchuck
Age of the Woodchuck
Physical condition of Woodchuck
Time allowed for Woodchucking
Time taken for Woodchuck to gather its wood

Happy?

As for the Mongels, well, they re completely random, so even I cannot be sure, and I would not tell you If I were not sure.

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Damn, I got the Batman, Bruce Wayne thing the wrong way round.
You get the gist noob plox.

And if you dont...

...Hes called Bruce Wayne because of his parents.
Or...
...He just is.

[sharrakor]

HOW WAS THE UNIVERSE CREATED?

[kozak6]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Sharrakor-

This site is the world authority on creation, better seen than explained.
The right version involves a Mommy Universe and a Pappy Universe, but ill tell you that version when you are older.

http://www.kids4truth.com/creation.htm

Kozak6-

The airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow is

11 metres per second
24 miles per hour

Using insanely complicated calculations you wouldnt possibly understand.
Quote that to friends and family for some serious respect.[/url]

[sharrakor]

which is the best trem clan?

[E-Mxp]

3. The Chinese refer to their calender as the usual calender as well. He used a calender that, using the formulae l(c-u) x n, found which day it actually was. Length of your faveourite golf club times (your manboob cup subtract the guy who sits opposite you on the underground's underpants girth) multiplied by the length of the weathermans nose.

What?? golf club??? Manboob cup??? Underground's underpants girth???
OMG, your right!! Japanese writing IS English!!! (cause I don't understand a word of it)

8. Good grammer and spelling.

OMG, I'm screwed!!!! But wait...!!

...your faveourite golf club...

...the formulae l(c-u) x n...

So.... ShadowNinjaDudeGod....
If good grammer and spelling is the meaning of live... shouldend you be dead now?

[SithLord]

Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out, who was left?  :roll:

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Sharrakor-

Judging from TremLeague results and member numbers, Id say (ZillaZ+) seems the stablest and best clan around, for now.

E-Mxp-

No, because
a) Im a ninja
b) Im God
c) I reserve the right to contradict myself at any time without harm to myself.
d) With all those spelling and grammer mistakes in your last sentence, I can say pretty well that you've made enough mistakes to use up your reincarnations for the next 100,000 years.

SithLord-

Me. I was hiding in the boat and pushed Repeat off as well.



Ay other questions for your all-knowing Ninja God?