I will answer all your Questions

[Nagato]

How do you decode the matrix. :wink:

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Watch it and patterns start to appear. Cross-reference these with real going ons in the matrix and you gradually build up a database of patterns and what they mean.

[Taiyo.uk]

How do you decode the matrix. :wink:

With libdvdcss.

[black adder9]

why cant i see my backhead?

[Plague Bringer]

How do you decode the matrix. :wink:

With libdvdcss.

You stupid.

You join the n00b pl0x.

We are one.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

[Taiyo.uk]

why cant i see my backhead?

This is what we call residual self image...

[whitebear]

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "The fact that you are not banned from this by now means that you are god and that is a dead giveaway isn't it? It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and white is black and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. While most leading theologians believe this argument to be a load of dingo's kidneys, that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up For God."

Thanks to Douglas Adams

[techhead]

How does one cause 1.2.0 to be released sooner?

[Taiyo.uk]

By falling into a deep coma.

[mooseberry]

Necro!

I like reading this! lol

[Glunnator]

lol... taiyo's last response here is genius.

I have a question!
Why is the human race so stupid?!

[Menace13]

Necro!

I like reading this! lol

NECRO!!!

BURN HIM

EDIT: Glunnator, they are so stupid cuz they have no 1e3tne5s...Wh04! My 5p34ch 15 7urn1ng 13373r!  Sweet! Damn. I lost it...Anyways, Glunnator they are so tupid cuz they have no 1337n355 and they only have level 4 inteligence. We, aliens, have level 13 inteligence at the minimum. Then the OM has level 573491658732652785347864587123458 because it has two faces in it (literally look below the bulge there are two faces.). Also, humans aren't from the same low-tech planet the aliens are from. And, since the aliens are low-tech, their "brians" are high-knowledge "brians."

Hey, I could be the next Oracle! 5W337!

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Necro!

I like reading this! lol

NECRO!!!

BURN HIM

EDIT: Glunnator, they are so stupid cuz they have no 1e3tne5s...Wh04! My 5p34ch 15 7urn1ng 13373r!  Sweet! Damn. I lost it...Anyways, Glunnator they are so tupid cuz they have no 1337n355 and they only have level 4 inteligence. We, aliens, have level 13 inteligence at the minimum. Then the OM has level 573491658732652785347864587123458 because it has two faces in it (literally look below the bulge there are two faces.). Also, humans aren't from the same low-tech planet the aliens are from. And, since the aliens are low-tech, their "brians" are high-knowledge "brians."

Hey, I could be the next Oracle! 5W337!

My god, uve managed to raise the dead! (topic)

The human race is so stupid only because it choose to be, we could all be *ahem* level 10 intelligence, but we'd rather fight and watch porn.
*sighs* oh well, better than watching brown paint dry...
But once everyone is geniuses, no one will be...

[Taiyo.uk]

Hmm, we're all stupid because we're addicted to sex, violence and death. Reminds me of a cat I once had. He was stupid. Most days he'd get up when he felt like it, go out, kill a load of mice and birds, shag the neighbor's cat and piss all over my other neighbor's car. Then when he came home dinner was waiting for him. He spent his entire self-indulgent life rolling around in a pit of murder, rape, laziness and gluttony, and nobody ever complained because he was cute.

Sometimes I wish I was a cat.

[Steely Ann]

Then you can lick your own ass in public AND have a good reason.

[Taiyo.uk]

Then you can lick your own ass in public AND have a good reason.

HELL YEAH! Life is unfair. When my cat did that nobody cared. If I did that I'd get arrested.

[Glunnator]

*marvin the depressde robot voice*
Don't get me started about life...
:roll:  

[Nux]

I can do that! Try me. Ask me something and I will answer is it. Not only that but I will give you an informative and easily understood answer.

[E-Mxp]

OMG a new oracle!!!! First question is MINE!!!

How can you train your brain so you can bend a spoon........ with your mind!!!
Want to KNOW!!!

[techhead]

By concentration, you can divert insane amounts of blood into your hand.
The heat given off will soften the metal and make it flop over.
Works better with some metals & alloys than others.

[Dracone]

Is it a true fact that on a level of how complex languages are, humpback whales have a more complex language than us? As in, language as a whole. All languages are related by certain bases, things that we have to make possible, otherwise there would be languages we could never use fully.

[Nux]

How can you train your brain so you can bend a spoon........ with your mind!!!

Easy. The mind has this remarkable ability to cause things to happen. Whether it be making a finger press a button or making a foot kick a vending machine when pressing the button didn't work.

Simply focus your mind on making your body move into the kitchen. Tell one hand to take a spoon and another hand to light the stove. Now, by sheer force of will, have your hands bring the spoon to the flame and wait.

After peeling the spoon off the burned hand with your non-burned hand, you should then be able to check with both hands (still using those mind powers) whether it will bend yet. If not, repeat until so.

By concentration, you can divert insane amounts of blood into your hand.
The heat given off will soften the metal and make it flop over.
Works better with some metals & alloys than others.

That's completely right! (apart from everything you just said)

Is it a true fact that on a level of how complex languages are, humpback whales have a more complex language than us? As in, language as a whole. All languages are related by certain bases, things that we have to make possible, otherwise there would be languages we could never use fully.

It doesn't seem so. Though whales do have the larget brain in the animal kingdom, this doesn't mean they're also the cleverest. Large brain size could just be the result of having alot of muscle to control. The structure of their brains are also more primitive (though not necessarily less effective).

Dolphins have shown some of the best communication skillz of the sea-mammals. They've been able to understand the importance of order in a sentence (e.g. knowing when to do what task in the order "swim through hoop then take box then eat fish). You wouldn't call this 'more complex' than our language, (though they had to learn sign language before communication was possible which perhaps limited their capability). If dolphins aren't more clever talkers than us, I doubt whales are.

[techhead]

Ravens are better at Tremulous than your average dolphin, thus proving their superior intelligence. (Sorry dolphins)

[PIE]

Ravens are better at Tremulous than your average dolphin, thus proving their superior intelligence. (Sorry dolphins)

Is this based on kill count or building or helping out their team? I know for a fact ravens rarely ever play as aliens.. do you think that has something to do with the results?

[Glunnator]

How can you train your brain so you can bend a spoon........ with your mind!!!

Easy. The mind has this remarkable ability to cause things to happen. Whether it be making a finger press a button or making a foot kick a vending machine when pressing the button didn't work.

Simply focus your mind on making your body move into the kitchen. Tell one hand to take a spoon and another hand to light the stove. Now, by sheer force of will, have your hands bring the spoon to the flame and wait.

After peeling the spoon off the burned hand with your non-burned hand, you should then be able to check with both hands (still using those mind powers) whether it will bend yet. If not, repeat until so.

Dude, are you nuts?! What happened to the almighty "there is no spoon!"?! xD

[E-Mxp]

Dude, are you nuts?! What happened to the almighty "there is no spoon!"?! xD

OMG, I did it!!! I only realized that is isn't the spoon that bends... it's only myself

PS: I love the Matrix!!!

[Taiyo.uk]

OMG, I did it!!! I only realized that is isn't the spoon that bends... it's only myself

Viva la relativity!

[techhead]

Based on the fact that Ravens have the dexterity to move off of the telenode.

[Glunnator]

Pteh! give a dolphin the limbs for it and he'll pwn us all!
Dolphins are far superior to all other races!
especially us humans!
:eek:

[E-Mxp]

You got slapped in the face by a walking dolphin