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floodbud

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« on: May 10, 2007, 06:43:15 pm »
Requirements for the new AoH clan (Armies of Helaman):

1.  You must act like a Mormon (technically known as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints) and be able to answer a simple "Mormon test" to make sure you're a good person.
2.  You must be pretty cool
3.  You must be fairly good with trem.  I.E. you can have the most kills on 0000 EVIL 0000 server within fifteen minutes.
4.  You must not be a deconner, flamer, hater, n00b, feeder, or idiot.
5.  You must not be offended when I am blunt with you.
6.  You must add the tag  ".:AoH:." to the beginning of your name.
7.  You must be at least twelve years of age.
8.  We are a pretty loose clan, I think...I won't make you be in a certain time zone or anything.

Current members are Floodbud, Fragged, The Neutral, Penguino
More pending I think.

See you guys in Trem!

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EDIT:  Not fascist any more, requirement #1 fixed
EDIT:  More members added regularly as they request
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rdizzle

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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2007, 06:54:04 pm »
Well this is almost as good of an idea as the idea of my ancestors being the decedents of the Lost Tribes of Israel.

I flame a lot of religions, but I really flame the religions that take my heritage and use it their wacky supernatural dogma books.

Fa realz.
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Fragged

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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2007, 06:55:06 pm »
oooh and one more thing.... even if you are NOT mormon but you act like one we will let you in.
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floodbud

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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2007, 07:02:51 pm »
Quote from: "Fragged"
oooh and one more thing.... even if you are NOT mormon but you act like one we will let you in.


Yeah, you can't swear and stuff.  Like I already said...I'll fix that.

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rdizzle

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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2007, 07:08:03 pm »
You forgot no caffeine, no R rated movies and other inappropriate media.

If this is clan is just a hilarious play on the hypocrisies of Members (e.g. no R rated movies!  But shoot em up video games = teh spiritual) I applaud you.  Good show ol' chap, good show!
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Dracone

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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2007, 07:29:23 pm »
I will say good luck, but I feel that clans based on things like this are a bit rough.
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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2007, 07:36:34 pm »
please dont be stupid. mostly @ rdizzle
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Fragged

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« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2007, 07:39:01 pm »
and i am currently trying to host a website and forums for this... i will post about them momentarilly
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rdizzle

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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2007, 07:52:52 pm »
I suggest you talk to your pastor about violent games such as Tremulous.  You apparently have no idea of your own church's view towards games such as this -- or the irony.

Or you could just continue to be ignorant.
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Smokey

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« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2007, 07:56:07 pm »
lol, lets not bring religion into tremulous, please.

Also, if any of you Mormons are going to Palmyra, NY for Hill Cumorah, hit me up, its my hometown.
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Steely Ann

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« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2007, 08:08:00 pm »
To be fair, Smokey, Landover Baptist has done some spiffy stuff before.

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Church members spent a good part of the afternoon testing out four maps on the church LAN. Timothy explained the rules of what he called, Christian Insta-Gibbing Death Matches. He also took each player on a complete tour of each map. "The first map is just kind of a fun map where you are back in Bible times in Jerusalem, only Jesus and his disciples are armed with modified shock rifles," he explained. "Those of you who are unfortunate enough to be randomly picked as an unarmed Pharisee or Sadducee probably will end up spattered in blood against the Wailing Wall of Jerusalem if any of the disciples or Jesus' mother, Mayhem Mary, get within firing range. I doubt whether you can even jump fast enough after you re-spawn without getting blown away again."


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"It took me over a week to get the noses on the Jewish characters long enough so that you can easily tell who the enemy is," said Timothy.
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KobraKaine

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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2007, 08:19:48 pm »
Hey Flood, good luck with your clan!

Might I suggest taking the religious ties out of it, tho?  There are only 5 or six Mormons on the site, and at least one (Power) if not more are already in other clans.  I think tying your clan to your religion will be a big turnoff for anyone who isn't Mormon, and limit your clan size considerably.

On a seperate note, I like your idea for having a clan based off of playing fair, nice, and no swearing/trash talking.  It's a good idea!
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jhaa

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« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2007, 08:37:46 pm »
Too bad I can't join your clan because I drink coffee...
Oh well, that just gives me another reason to hate religions like yours :/
And yes, please be offended.
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maci

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Re: Mormon clan
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2007, 08:39:35 pm »
Quote from: "floodbud"
Requirements for the new AoH clan (Armies of Helaman):

1.  You must be Mormon (technically known as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints) and be able to answer a simple "Mormon test" to make sure you're not pretending.
2.  You must be pretty cool


Doesn't that somewhat conflict?
I have never seen a cool Mormon.

Whatever.

HAIL SATAN

EDIT:

By the way, wasn't it Jesus saying that every person is equal to the others.
So how comes you only allow Mormons.
I guess you think you are better than the rest of us.
YOU FASCISTS!!!
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f0rqu3

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Re: Mormon clan
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2007, 08:48:17 pm »
Quote from: "maci"
I have never seen a cool Mormon.

when they die ... ( yes you also need a cool room )
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Lava Croft

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« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2007, 09:26:11 pm »
floodbud, are you serious?
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BeerBastard

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« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2007, 09:41:23 pm »
Well Good luck with this.  I personally try and keep the sportsmanship up in OPP but its nice to see others include it in there code of conduct. I am mormon, but am inactive in the church. This is not why we have a no cussing policy in our server, that is for the kids who play there.

Having a religious clan is going to be hard, May we all suggest you just include the values you want from the religion as part of your code of conduct.

Rule 1. No smack talking unless they provoke you.
Rule 2 No cussing.
Rule 3 etc.



I feel some of the dogma is alittle over the top, but the general idea wouldnt hurt anyone. (the general idea of most religions, be nice to everyone)

Also...
I drink coffee
I watch R rated movies.
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jhaa

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« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2007, 09:42:27 pm »
This is an obvious person attack at a people NOT following the same religious beliefs. Just because you don't agree with the idea doesn't mean you have to harass and majorly flame. Especially not like this. Requesting a lock of this thread.
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Steely Ann

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« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2007, 09:46:53 pm »
Quote from: "BeerBastard"
(the general idea of most religions, be nice to everyone)


Unless they're "OMG GHEY", anywhere left of center on the political spectrum, or are "unsaved".

// Weak troll-age. :P
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Plague Bringer

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« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2007, 09:47:21 pm »
He's getting a group of friends together that he can relate to on a religious level. That's like saying a church is flaming other churches by following one religious belief.
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maci

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« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2007, 09:52:00 pm »
he only want mormons in his clans, therefore he thinks they are superior to other people, therefore he is a fscking fascist!
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Plague Bringer

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« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2007, 09:53:27 pm »
Jehova's Witnesses only want Jehova's Witnesses in their churches, therefore they think they are superior to other people, therefore they are fscking fascists!
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jhaa

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« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2007, 09:54:46 pm »
I'm not even going to bother with you retards anymore.  :roll:
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maci

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« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2007, 09:56:58 pm »
Quote from: "Plague Bringer"
Jehova's Witnesses only want Jehova's Witnesses in their churches, therefore they think they are superior to other people, therefore they are fscking fascists!


You are wrong.
Jehova's Witnesses want other people to join them.
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Plague Bringer

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« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2007, 09:58:04 pm »
Yes, but they don't want catholics in their church, now do they? They convert before they bring you into their church, therefore, you, and your entire personal, religonist attack has phailed.
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f0rqu3

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« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2007, 10:14:28 pm »
Quote from: "Plague Bringer"
Yes, but they don't want catholics in their church, now do they? They convert before they bring you into their church, therefore, you, and your entire personal, religonist attack has phailed.

what a bad example. catholics always go to their church because they pay for it. moreover they do accept the members of other religions because they think they are potential believers
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maci

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« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2007, 10:29:46 pm »
Quote from: "Plague Bringer"
Yes, but they don't want catholics in their church, now do they? They convert before they bring you into their church, therefore, you, and your entire personal, religonist attack has phailed.


You don't know shit.
I know serveral Jehova's Witnesses. They invited me to come to their church multiple times even tho i am atheist.
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Plague Bringer

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« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2007, 10:36:06 pm »
Athiesm is not a religion.

They want to assimilate you.
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f0rqu3

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« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2007, 10:39:23 pm »
Quote from: "Plague Bringer"
Athiesm is not a religion.

They want to assimilate you.

nah conversion is easier than assimilation that is why they accept ppl from other religions to their church mostly
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sleekslacker

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« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2007, 10:42:43 pm »
There is a fascist in every one of us.. don't deny it. You can try to hide it from other people, but not from yourself.
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