Work ?
Wahahahahahahahahahaha.
Sir, I dont know about you, but I dont work, and I never will 'work'.
I shall not spend my life serving someone else.
What I do however do is spend my life playing games.
Seriously, there is no better lifestyle option.
The best occupancy is either...
1.A game developer
2.A musician
3.A position in the military
4.A programmer
A general alert to all personnel unaware:
The ONLY job options you should ever consider are those you dont consider to be jobs.
If you consider your job to be anything less than something you will happily do for no money, then get the hell out of there.
All personnel should have no significant monetry priorities past their own interests.
Basically, if your wife wants to have a 100th pair of shoes, do NOT fund her interests. If you see a 'nice suit' while walking home, unless you need it, do not purchase it.
You will then find, that instead of your money being wasted, you will have a TON of money to fund your interests. (Food ? Gaming ? Walking sticks ?)
Those who have drawn attention to No.3, let me tell you, when the great war happens, there will be a position for all of you.
The great war will not be a war between nations. Oh no - itll be something else. Something far grander.(*hint 1* something which you dont want to come across at sea. *hint 2* Where the main battle occurs.
Essentially, it looks like *hint1**hint2*.org )
WWIII is not too far away.
I say again, it will not between the Russians, the Chinese, or British. The main enemy is all around us.
Do not be too worried about issues you may come across from day-to-day, for they are trivial. This includes things such as getting a 'D' in Mathematics, or having 'that' female fail to like you.
All that matters is you know how to fire a firearm during the upcoming genocide.
*salutes*
All non-essential personnel return to their stations until called upon.