On this lovely night of August 7th, V and Balls had a delightful little scrimmage. V won aliens quickly, and happily took the human side to finish the match. At this time, however, small mishaps arose. Balls managed to obtain Stage 3 against our Stage 1 by 20 minutes. We were not perplexed, as they are known to lose regardless of any advantage they might hold. We waited for their s3 rush, but alas, it did not come. We waited 5 more minutes, yet no action whatsoever occurred. We waited even longer. We then taunted them, calling them campers. We were just in doing so, for they camped the past 4 times we defeated them, and we were rather annoyed. It was obvious to us that they were noobishly waiting for sudden death, which would only occur at 35 minutes - 15 minutes into the future. I did not particularly enjoy the prospect of spending such a lovely evening sitting in front of my computer doing absolutely nothing. Luckily, their dragoons peeked for a few seconds to snipe the ground for some odd reason, so we jumped two of them and netted the necessary kills for Stage 2. Marijuana (a.k.a. -WreckingBall, a.k.a. Giant Faggot) called us fags and other such vulgar terms (he also threatened to steal our GUIDs and use them on other servers, even after repeatedly being reminded of 'cl_guidserveruniq 1'), and after a few minutes, muted the entire V team. This effectively (I guess, lol) greatly crippled our offense and defense, as it is somewhat difficult to coordinate anything without speaking. No, we were not on teamspeak or ventrillo. Regardless, Marijuana refused to unmute us, even when FireBall justly tried to do so. Yarou reconnected to ask for a general unmute, which Marijuana once again refused. He then banned Yarou, thus further crippling us by removing a player from the game. They then proceeded to attack. If I remember correctly, we killed two tyrants, after which they retreated. Since we were feeling bored, one of us decided to nade our base, killing all our turrets (save one) and one of our two nodes. The armoury was smoking, and the medistation was destroyed. After a period of still being muted, we attacked, and, though I was banned before I could see it, won. The following demo will better illustrate what I have tried to narrate:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=A1X4V1PKWe beat them twice as far as I remember, 2-0 each time. So when exactly were we ever losing, Marijuana?
Regardless, the verdict on Balls is out. They're fucking noobs. Please die.
