Author Topic: Why dretches feed so much. (Read 22606 times)

kevlarman · « **Reply #30 on:** August 29, 2007, 10:09:54 pm »

Quote from: "snb"

wtf! who cares how u freaken spell on the internet!

if you want people to actually pay attention to what you write, then you should care.

snb · « **Reply #31 on:** August 29, 2007, 10:13:46 pm »

good job! put'er there

Vector_Matt · « **Reply #32 on:** August 30, 2007, 12:50:01 am »

Quote from: "snb"

wtf! who cares how u freaken spell on the internet!

Everyone who matters, and some who don't.
Get Firefox, now with built-in spellcheck.

Quote from: "snb"

good job! put'er there
<random crappy image>

I've addblocked all your pictures. Seriously, that sig PROVES you're a 12 year old.

-IX- · « **Reply #33 on:** August 30, 2007, 01:35:31 pm »

I still don't understand what degree of rudeness it takes to derail my scientific topic about the psychology of a dretch with your 12-year-old-girl animated attention-span stimulants.

And your spelling hurts my brain and those of fellow dretch-scientists.

snb · « **Reply #34 on:** August 30, 2007, 08:41:04 pm »

um oookkkk what? that didn't even make sense and i don't have crapple computers so addblocked didn't work LOL and you are REAlly bad at tellin age if u saw a 50 year old u'd probably think he was 20

Caveman · « **Reply #35 on:** August 30, 2007, 09:07:34 pm »

Sheesh, snb you are so dumb, that even a chicken has a higher IQ.

+ OPTIMUS + · « **Reply #36 on:** August 30, 2007, 09:07:39 pm »

already discussed part of the ONTOPIC dretchfeed stuff at The Way of the Feeder topic.
one that belongs here is:
a lucispammer has to kill 6 dretches to equip himself again will full helmet+larm+luci+battpack+nade.
first dretch poisons, second bites, medkit should be used, then another poison, another bite, +1 bite, irradiation --> dead. he is killed halfway to alien base.
hummie gets 999frags, but doesnt see any acid tubes till timelimit hit.

thats why dretches feed them, and thats why they really SHOULD feed them :-P

otherwise they'd march to base and rape eggs and om.

Vector_Matt · « **Reply #37 on:** August 31, 2007, 12:37:59 am »

Quote from: "snb"

i don't have crapple computers so addblocked didn't work LOL

Adblock is an extension for Firefox. It blocks any images you want to block, and it works on any computer. You are dumb.

/g_onTopic 1
Dretches don't mean to feed, they just want to hug the humans. Humans are wimps though and so when the dretches hug the humans the humans get hurt. This causes the humans to think that the dretches are attacking, and so the humans start killing the friendly dretches. After the humans start firing, the dretches rush to remove the weapons, because guns aren't toys, and thus, shouldn't be played with.

techhead · « **Reply #38 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:08:35 am »

Lucifer goes out
But thanks to helpful dretches
Dies before the tubes

+ OPTIMUS + · « **Reply #39 on:** August 31, 2007, 10:57:20 am »

Stars flying towards OM
Bugs gather around its light
Timelimit hits

Caveman · « **Reply #40 on:** August 31, 2007, 11:15:02 am »

nice try Optimus, but count again, you phailed :O

[Kcorp]Noobius · « **Reply #41 on:** August 31, 2007, 11:17:26 am »

Quote from: "Vector_Matt"

, that sig PROVES your a 12 year old.[/size]

you may have firefox with built-in spellcheck but you still phial.

+ OPTIMUS + · « **Reply #42 on:** August 31, 2007, 11:19:29 am »

well, I've seen many luci vielder who could NOT come to half court even on atcs corridor. not to mention OM touchdown...:-P
the point is, that dretchspam, even if it is feeding in a way, CAN prevent base destruction. with a bunch of luck ofc...

techhead · « **Reply #43 on:** August 31, 2007, 11:20:26 am »

Haiku are quite hard
Sometimes you screw it up bad
So count it again

+ OPTIMUS + · « **Reply #44 on:** August 31, 2007, 11:50:04 am »

techhead is the l33t haikz00r ofc, sorry for the humble try :-D

peopleperson · « **Reply #45 on:** August 31, 2007, 01:30:30 pm »

soo did this post from like the main subject go to haikus or is whoever making a haiku just spamming.....

+ OPTIMUS + · « **Reply #46 on:** August 31, 2007, 03:57:16 pm »

thats why it's in the Off-Topic section, dude.

player1 · « **Reply #47 on:** August 31, 2007, 05:22:14 pm »

Off-Topic is for
discussions of dretch-feeding
and making haikus

On-Topic I'd say
little bugs can learn the ways
to not feed too much

ell-oh-ell, mofo
u b da en-oh-oh-bee
dretch b da shock troop

from twisted riddles
pearls of elemental truth
are cast before swine

which is to say that
QFT both Optimus
and NT Dracone

non-respectingly
speaking of course I'd hate to
confuse the issue

:wink:
:eek: :-?

:O D: :x
:evil: :cry: :oops:

:roll:

blue into red hall
brown bug on ceiling counts coup
will he bite you too?

summer has scorched us
yet again and now recedes
a once-ridden wave

full the green corn moon
empties her basket of fruit
a tangle of vines

cat walking on desk
can't see to read my own words
where is the canned air?

cognoscenti know
aficionados see
haiku can be fun

post one-thousand one
dedicated to techhead
emoticon: :wub:

alternate ending
substitute for the last line
less-than symbol three

Quote from: "[Kcorp

Noobius"]you may have spellcheck but you still phial.

LOLling @ u, son
don't u know that's pretty vile
Matt can't be bottled

Quote from: "+ OPTIMUS +"

http://turbo.lovebox.hu/users/43/07/0008/pic-02304241-091a7f.jpg

grangerz r t3h green
dretches r t3h brown my friend
battle-grangerz go!

OM under stairs
eggspam too and hanging tubes
forward booster plz

[Kcorp]Noobius · « **Reply #48 on:** August 31, 2007, 08:45:53 pm »

Quote from: "player1"

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Quote from: "[Kcorp
Noobius"]you may have spellcheck but you still phial.

LOLling @ u, son
don't u know that's pretty vile
Matt can't be bottled

american or polish? enough said.

n00b pl0x · « **Reply #49 on:** August 31, 2007, 11:06:51 pm »

haikus that dont rhyme suck

player1 · « **Reply #50 on:** September 02, 2007, 07:21:10 am »

you're not out of luck
sir haikus-that-don't-rhyme-suck
i do give a fuck

that's one-oh-oh-two
i made a haiku for you
it even rhymes too

smarter than a fox
fakers can't be t3h n00b pl0x
"NO!" to flaming socks

why do dretches feed?
some would say there is a need
some have not agreed

poems just for you
i hope that u won't b blue
u know that it's true

now these have all rhymed
some might say they were ill-timed
cheese and wit combined

this is the last post
now i shall propose a toast
*raises glass to host*

snb · « **Reply #51 on:** September 02, 2007, 11:19:44 pm »

wEVER!!! lol im leev'in the crapopolis lucitards!LOL

The MC Horton Crankfire · « **Reply #52 on:** September 03, 2007, 06:54:59 pm »

snb should be the forum mascot. We could keep him locked up in the basement to show guests or something.

Quote from: "+ OPTIMUS +"

well, I've seen many luci vielder who could NOT come to half court even on atcs corridor. not to mention OM touchdown...:-P

Holy shit, I think you just inspired a great mod: Tremulous Football. The alt-fire on all guns could throw the ball (which would mean when you've got luci and the ball you can't use your charge shot), and if the aliens score a touchdown to the human reac, they get to try to dretch-punt a field goal! This thread just got a hell of a lot better again.

ShadowNinjaDudeMan · « **Reply #53 on:** September 03, 2007, 08:57:12 pm »

Quote from: "The MC Horton Crankfire"

snb should be the forum mascot. We could keep him locked up in the basement to show guests or something.

This is genius. Someone give this guy a cookie or summin.

peopleperson · « **Reply #54 on:** September 04, 2007, 02:54:29 pm »

whats with all the freaking haikus!?

tranz_kavka · « **Reply #55 on:** September 04, 2007, 03:22:41 pm »

Quote from: "Caveman"

I guess it just does not pay to "speak" 5 languages when you can't reall spell in either, ey snb?

theoretical situation

u are on your vacations abroad
hooker on drugs just cut off your dick

before u fade from blood lost
u can call 4 ambulance since u CAN
speak sum foreign language - good thing

good spelling want save your cawk ^^

p.s. i think its easier to "upgrade" your
spelling ability
than learn languages
good 4 him

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