Hey everyone!!!

[Sex and War]

What's up?  Would just like to introduce myself to the Tremulous community *waves*  Anyways I guess you could consider me new /=  Though I have been with several servers, hopping to see which I like best.  Lol, you may not see this as new but I will consider myself not - new when I start playin' fo cereal xD

Yup, but recently I have been with Fragify (Virginia, not New York) and OMG it is THE BEST!!  Lol the people there are awesome, mostly Oblivian Lost People such as Heart Break, Oblivion 23, and many others.  I have my quarrels with few but I hope they understand I still wuv them =]  But yeah, OMG have you guys met Dust?!  He is the %#$@ing best!!  Wow is he fun or what, then there is Heart Break .. I don't think he likes me much but we get along, I think he is adorable =]  And then there is Gun who is also very much fun.  Wuggles was on my top three list .. but then he killed me when I said not to D=  Big no no. But yeah ANYWAYS enough off topic.  

Please don't report this as spam because well .. I am just getting to know people better.  So yeeeeah.  Just wanted to say Hi to the community .. come to Fragify if you want tah see ME  Remember, I am the ADV MARA OWNER !!! muhaha xD

Love you all,
         Kristy


---- *mwah* ----

[Steely Ann]

Let's see if I can predict all the responses to come (in no particular order).

1 ) "This should go in off-topic, dumbass."
2 ) "Pfft.  There aren't any real girls on the Internet, dumbass."
3 ) "Stop spamming shit, dumbass."
4 ) "Fragify is a shit-tacular server, dumbass."
5 ) "This topic is locked now, dumbasses. Bwahahaha!"
6 ) "tl;dr, dumbass."
7 ) "Learn to format, dumbass."
8 ) "All the people you know are dumbasses, dumbass."
9 ) "Indiana sucks, dumbass."
10) "I touched your mom in dirty places.  Giggity."

[Caveman]

11) with such an inventive name you'll be the hit on any server.

[Sex and War]

2 ) "Pfft. There aren't any real girls on the Internet, dumbass."

Actually I beg to differ, I'll send you pictures and I'll even call you up if you want just to prove you wrong dumbass xD ... Not to mention sexist.
--- Also, you gotta fucking curse so much you fucking cock sucking jackass?  ... Point being:  As you can see I can curse as well particularly when I am angry.  There is no point in my post which could have angered you therefore your cursing was COMPLETELY inappropriate and does NOT make you cool .. sorry to tell you hun, but your sounding quite around the age offf .. ten I want to say?  Get over yourself.

At caveman:  That hurt/=  I just picked my name for the hell of it, to be blunt Sex and War is often the life of a soldier.  Also I find both quite interesting, One of them more than the other (Pointing to nothing in particular).

[tuple]

Actually, Steely Ann is being funny.  Stick around the boards for a little while.  You'll see someone else with this comical reply to a newcomer and you'll chuckle.  It's kinda like anytime there is a Microsoft story on slashdot, someone comes in with a reply of:
These are the posts you will shortly see...

Don't take it so seriously

And no, there are no girls on the intertubes!

[Sex and War]

Eheh .. -.-"  Now I feel stupid  :oops:  Ooh well.  Btw I do have a sense of humor .. just when I dunno people , yeaaahhh ..  But shyea, anyways moving on  You guys can look back at my response for a laugh I guess, lol I'll leave it up.  Sorry for the hostility /=

[Caveman]

... I'll send you pictures and I'll even call you up ...

Besides that being sexual harassment, hasn't your pimp told you that there shall be no freebies?

If you are really interested in the life of a soldier, I can tell you from personal experience that you need to grow up. Being dropped in a hotzone is no fun and sex is the least thing on your mind.
Just go out there and have a look at the next vet-center and ask those how PTSD can fuck you up.

I don't care if you have tits or balls, but your statement is an insult to every soldier, especially for those that died so that you could make that fucked statement.

So take a real long hike and remember it's down the lane, not across the street.

[Rocinante]

And no, there are no girls on the intertubes!

Nope, both Steely Ann and now Sex and War are figments of our imaginations.

[Sex and War]

Steely is feh mail?  =o   *egaspth*  You learn something new everyday .. or in this case, several things lmao.  Yaay my thread is aliiivvve ...

[PIE]

2 ) "Pfft. There aren't any real girls on the Internet, dumbass."

Actually I beg to differ, I'll send you pictures and I'll even call you up if you want just to prove you wrong dumbass xD ... Not to mention sexist.

That cements it.. you are definitely a guy.
Any girl who isn't a guy or looking for handouts doesn't broadcast that as their defining factor... if you are looking for handouts it will basically equate people asking to touch your boobs through the internet.. welcome.

[Sex and War]

Actually, no pie.  I just get irritated when people don't believe that girls do not play video games.  It's purely sexist and it , quite frankly, pisses me off.  So I suggest before you go making suggestions you have a bit more than your opinion to back it up.  Despite that ..  Thank you for upping my post count.

[PIE]

So I suggest before you go making suggestions you have a bit more than your opinion to back it up.

I don't have to this is the internet... :roll:

Despite that ..  Thank you for upping my post count.

Np.. now you are +1 l33ter

[player1]

@ OP: welcome, take nothing seriously, nice troll
@ Steely: LOL'd
@ those who don't know: Steely's a dude, the handle is a reference to a jazz-rock band whose name is a reference to a sex toy in an Erica Jong novel (Fear of Flying, I believe), but Steely has swapped the gender to add an element of ironic metacommentary, dig?


now that you've got the hang of this place, n00blet:

On-Topic:

12) nice new sock-puppet, dumbass!
13) stfu + gtfo attention-whoring n00b dumbass!
14) don't mind them they say that to everybody, dumbass!

[Steely Ann]

player1

Have your fun assuming that I'm a male.  If there's anything I took away from playing Enemy Territory or browsing Fark, it's to not waste my time establishing otherwise.  
At least then I don't get solicitations for BIE as often.

// Can't tell for sure if you're joking or not, though.  Argh.
// Steely Dan rocks.

[player1]

almost forgot one:
#15)

player1

Have your fun assuming that I'm a male.  If there's anything I took away from playing Enemy Territory or browsing Fark, it's to not waste my time establishing otherwise.  
At least then I don't get solicitations for BIE's as often.

// Can't tell for sure if you're joking or not, though.  Argh.

I'm a leg man, myself. Did you check out the link? Kid Charlemagne, my favorite song from that cocktail music Bay Area psychofusion band you're almost named after. Interesting concept, the gender switch. If I haven't said it before, very Starstruck. Speaking of BIEs...

2 ) "Pfft.  There aren't any real girls on the Internet, dumbass."

[Steely Ann]

Damnit, P1, it keeps slipping my mind that YouTube has friggin' everything.  I'd almost forgotten that episode, too.

// One of my faves in that series was the "Helloooo" bit.  Yeah, I'm kind of immature.

Just for good measure:

[player1]

@ Steely: LOL'd

[Sex and War]

Sooo much off topicness .. Oooh well ... lol

[Taiyo.uk]

-- Welcome fellow grangersexual!

[Steely Ann]

I suck for not  noticing the finger 'til now.  Had figured I'd post that to follow with the 'DUMBASS' pic (a GIS of "dumbass sign" phailed like a phailus, by the way).
Doh.

[Undeference]

...I'll send you pictures...

http://tremulous.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1399

[player1]

...I'll send you pictures...

post them here

in that case, BIE stands for badass internet eradicatorz

Damnit, P1, it keeps slipping my mind that YouTube has friggin' everything.  I'd almost forgotten that episode, too.

PlayerOne doesn't just post the first thing he finds on Google, youtube or wikipedia (he subscribes to a certain aesthetic)

16) "Hello, n00b dumbass."

dedicated to the mysterious Ms. Steely Ann, if that is your actual gender (I refer you to Axiom #2)

Sooo much off topicness .. Oooh well ... lol

this topic is made of epic offtopicness

(#17^^^)

@OP: ok by now ur skin should be two inches thick and ur thusly immunized from all future flaming concerning "Hi there" threads (see Axiom #2) wilkummen



dumbass...

(j/k #18 ^^^)

btw, #7 (parts a, b & c) properly goes something like this:

lrn 2 4mat, dumb@$$

^^^klix meh sumwher^^^

[Lava Croft]

Now this belongs in Off-Topic!

[player1]

Now this belongs in Off-Topic!

this topic is made of offtopic

A Fugue for Four Voices in C min, a keening key if ever there were one

n.b., #7 (parts a, b, c & d) fully realized:

format, linky, decoy linky, img linky pixflame

lrn 2 4mat, dumb@$$

^^^klix meh sumwher^^^

[fmart]

hi

[Steely Ann]

From now on, if anybody asks you about the name, tell 'em it's some manner of reference to Sigmund Freud's ideas on the human drives of sexuality and aggression and you might not get called an idiot by folks (ala Caveman).  
M'kay?

[player1]

From now on, if anybody asks you about the name, tell 'em it's some manner of reference to Sigmund Freud's ideas on the human drives of sexuality and aggression and you might not get called an idiot by folks (ala Caveman).  
M'kay?

i thought you were talking to me about your handle til i read the end of the sentence (figure & ground, if you will)

hi

hi

[Shadowgandor]

well, welcome to the trem community.
Don't mind the flaming, you'll get used to it

[_Equilibrium_]

well, welcome to the trem community.
Don't mind the flaming, you'll get used to it

or it will drive you away, which is what will happen unless you enjoy a bunch of males comparing e-penises.

[Shadowgandor]

yea, or that ^^