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Death On Ice

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Chuck Norris Jokes
« on: December 19, 2007, 11:25:41 pm »
My personal favorite is the "Chuck Norris went to the 'Virgin Islands'. When he came back, they were just the 'Islands'"
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 11:30:47 pm »
Chuck Norris jokes got old really fast in my opinion, but according to trademarked search engine this is the website where they all go eventually: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/.
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Death On Ice

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2007, 01:05:52 am »
Chuck Norris? Old? Burn, Blasphemy spreader (blasphemist isn't a word, is it?).
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2007, 03:13:10 am »
I think it is a word but I am too lazy like you to look it up.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2007, 03:14:27 am »
Sorry.  Ain't a word.
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Knowitall66

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2007, 03:20:07 am »
It would be if Chuck Norris said it was.

(Soz bored)
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2007, 05:02:44 am »
Lmao @ Knowitall66
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_Equilibrium_

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2007, 05:32:41 am »
please no. i think we have heard them all before.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2007, 03:34:39 pm »
Phine :-\
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2007, 09:46:29 pm »
the only one I ever heard was:

"Chuck Norris doesnt sleep; he waits"

I looked at my hand and saw I had gained a few liverworts and crinkly skin.
I dont hear any others.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2007, 11:24:56 pm »
if chuck norris is scary, i can't even imagine what his lawyers will be like.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2007, 06:40:13 pm »
Chuck Norris' tears can heal anything but he never cries.

Chuck Norris' urine can melt metal.
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Shadowgandor

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2007, 07:29:32 pm »
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
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_Equilibrium_

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2007, 07:30:30 pm »
Quote from: sSopris on December 24, 2007, 06:40:13 pm
Chuck Norris' tears can heal anything but he never cries.

Chuck Norris' urine can melt metal.
out of all the chuck norris jokes, you choose possibly the 2 most unfunny ones.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2007, 06:02:50 pm »
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« Last Edit: July 07, 2016, 01:44:49 pm by hitchen1 »
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2007, 10:02:23 pm »
thats probably what Equi was implying, well done, you have reached level 2 of Human Communications.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2007, 09:00:59 pm »
Quote from: my history teacher
Chuck Norris smells like lemons.....and death.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 am »
Quote from: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on December 25, 2007, 10:02:23 pm
thats probably what Equi was implying, well done, you have reached level 2 of Human Communications.
i meant ALL chuck norris jokes you fool.
you have reached level -5.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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sSopris

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2007, 05:42:10 am »
Quote from: _Equilibrium_ on December 24, 2007, 07:30:30 pm
Quote from: sSopris on December 24, 2007, 06:40:13 pm
Chuck Norris' tears can heal anything but he never cries.

Chuck Norris' urine can melt metal.
out of all the chuck norris jokes, you choose possibly the 2 most unfunny ones.
Probably...that is a talent of mine
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Shadowgandor

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2007, 07:34:45 pm »
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2007, 08:56:18 pm »
Chuck Norris is the fourth third of God.
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Shadowgandor

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2007, 09:01:48 am »
Quote from: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on December 29, 2007, 08:56:18 pm
Chuck Norris is the fourth third of God.

I don't get that one..
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_Equilibrium_

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2007, 05:42:09 pm »
Quote from: Shadowgandor on December 30, 2007, 09:01:48 am
Quote from: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on December 29, 2007, 08:56:18 pm
Chuck Norris is the fourth third of God.

I don't get that one..
God has 3 parts: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
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Shadowgandor

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2007, 07:51:29 pm »
ahh, I misread it :-[
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2007, 11:30:13 pm »
WTF is this jokes crap!

These are FACTS!
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2007, 12:01:09 am »
whos chuck norris?  xD jk
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2007, 06:37:17 pm »
Quote from: your face on December 31, 2007, 12:01:09 am
whos chuck norris?  xD jk
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2007, 07:42:53 pm »
lol you ppl have apple comps you just took the chuck norris things of of the chuck norris widget
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2007, 07:47:46 pm »
No, from the chuck norris facts site.
 I read through all of em, most of em were really lame :P
sSopris named 2 of em ;)
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2007, 09:39:52 pm »
lol no im still right that IS the widget (exept you dont have apple comps)
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