Chuck Norris Jokes

[Death On Ice]

My personal favorite is the "Chuck Norris went to the 'Virgin Islands'. When he came back, they were just the 'Islands'"

[Superpie]

Chuck Norris jokes got old really fast in my opinion, but according to trademarked search engine this is the website where they all go eventually: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/.

[Death On Ice]

Chuck Norris? Old? Burn, Blasphemy spreader (blasphemist isn't a word, is it?).

[thirdstreettito]

I think it is a word but I am too lazy like you to look it up.

[Bullislander05]

Sorry.  Ain't a word.

[Knowitall66]

It would be if Chuck Norris said it was.

(Soz bored)

[thirdstreettito]

Lmao @ Knowitall66

[_Equilibrium_]

please no. i think we have heard them all before.

[Death On Ice]

Phine

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

the only one I ever heard was:

"Chuck Norris doesnt sleep; he waits"

I looked at my hand and saw I had gained a few liverworts and crinkly skin.
I dont hear any others.

[kevlarman]

if chuck norris is scary, i can't even imagine what his lawyers will be like.

[sSopris]

Chuck Norris' tears can heal anything but he never cries.

Chuck Norris' urine can melt metal.

[Shadowgandor]

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

[_Equilibrium_]

Chuck Norris' tears can heal anything but he never cries.

Chuck Norris' urine can melt metal.

out of all the chuck norris jokes, you choose possibly the 2 most unfunny ones.

[hitchen1]

 v

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

thats probably what Equi was implying, well done, you have reached level 2 of Human Communications.

[AKAnotu]

Chuck Norris smells like lemons.....and death.

[hitchen1]

thats probably what Equi was implying, well done, you have reached level 2 of Human Communications.

i meant ALL chuck norris jokes you fool.
you have reached level -5.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

[sSopris]

Chuck Norris' tears can heal anything but he never cries.

Chuck Norris' urine can melt metal.

out of all the chuck norris jokes, you choose possibly the 2 most unfunny ones.

Probably...that is a talent of mine

[Shadowgandor]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Chuck Norris is the fourth third of God.

[Shadowgandor]

Chuck Norris is the fourth third of God.

I don't get that one..

[_Equilibrium_]

Chuck Norris is the fourth third of God.

I don't get that one..

God has 3 parts: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit

[Shadowgandor]

ahh, I misread it

[Kaleo]

WTF is this jokes crap!

These are FACTS!

[your face]

whos chuck norris?  xD jk

[sSopris]

whos chuck norris?  xD jk

Just the most awesumest martial arts sheriff around!

[snb]

lol you ppl have apple comps you just took the chuck norris things of of the chuck norris widget

[Shadowgandor]

No, from the chuck norris facts site.
I read through all of em, most of em were really lame
sSopris named 2 of em

[snb]

lol no im still right that IS the widget (exept you dont have apple comps)