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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #30 on: January 03, 2008, 03:45:57 pm »
Quote from: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 am
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #31 on: January 03, 2008, 04:15:18 pm »
Quote from: Shadowgandor on December 31, 2007, 07:47:46 pm
No, from the chuck norris facts site.
 I read through all of em, most of em were really lame :P
sSopris named 2 of em ;)
Hoo yeah!
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #32 on: January 03, 2008, 07:49:08 pm »
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 03, 2008, 03:45:57 pm
Quote from: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 am
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #33 on: January 04, 2008, 02:53:20 am »
Quote from: hitchen1 on January 03, 2008, 07:49:08 pm
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 03, 2008, 03:45:57 pm
Quote from: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 am
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?

search the sentence nomen est omen at google ^^

otherwise it means that i AM your father  :-D
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #34 on: January 04, 2008, 02:01:05 pm »
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 04, 2008, 02:53:20 am
Quote from: hitchen1 on January 03, 2008, 07:49:08 pm
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 03, 2008, 03:45:57 pm
Quote from: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 am
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?

search the sentence nomen est omen at google ^^

otherwise it means that i AM your father  :-D
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2008, 02:11:02 pm »
Chuck Noris doesnt give out christmas presents.  If you live to see Christmas, that is his Christmas present!
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2008, 01:35:40 am »
X:Don't worry, I'm not accusing you of anything. And I believe the tyrant has 350 hp in 1.2? It wasn't reduced that much.

Y:well, turn every Chuck Norris jokes into Steven Seagal jokes. The mainframe is the same and it's just as funny, but... man, be serious, Chuk has +50 HP!
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2008, 01:48:25 am »
Chuck Norris is a poster child for closet fags.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2008, 02:30:02 am »
Quote from: Lava Croft on January 21, 2008, 01:48:25 am
Chuck Norris is a poster child for closet fags.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #39 on: January 22, 2008, 11:39:13 pm »
rofl. That's pretty good.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #40 on: January 26, 2008, 12:31:35 pm »
Quote from: hitchen1 on January 04, 2008, 02:01:05 pm
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 04, 2008, 02:53:20 am
Quote from: hitchen1 on January 03, 2008, 07:49:08 pm
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 03, 2008, 03:45:57 pm
Quote from: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 am
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?

search the sentence nomen est omen at google ^^

otherwise it means that i AM your father  :-D
Quote from: SOMERANDOMWEBSITEKTHXBAI
Nomen Est Omen. That's Latin for "one's name is one's fate." When I lived in New Jersey, there was a local dentist named Dr. Mark Doktor. ...
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