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Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings

Started by Tremulant, April 10, 2008, 12:26:14 AM

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Kaleo

#1
April 10, 2008, 07:08:34 AM
Roflol wut???
Quote from: Stannum
Thou canst not kill that which doth not live,
but you can blow it into chunky kibbles!
I has a cookie, and u can has a cookie, but i no givs u mai cookie...

NiTRoX

#2
April 10, 2008, 07:47:50 AM
I knew Lava was up to something

Tucker!

#3
April 10, 2008, 08:19:05 AM
  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh: good for him
Quote from: Lava Croft on February 15, 2008, 04:34:36 AM
I give up.
Current in game name: Tucker'sWang

Kaleo

#4
April 10, 2008, 09:19:03 AM
Looks more like Peter Garrett...
Quote from: Stannum
Thou canst not kill that which doth not live,
but you can blow it into chunky kibbles!
I has a cookie, and u can has a cookie, but i no givs u mai cookie...

NiTRoX

#5
April 10, 2008, 02:41:53 PM
I wonder why Lava hasn't posted yet, he's usually sensitive about himself

Amtie

#6
April 10, 2008, 03:39:06 PM
I didn't know Lava was 41. I always thought he was 27... Hmm...
Meow.

Can an admin set my name to Amtie please?

sSopris

#7
April 10, 2008, 04:09:29 PM
Quote from: NiTRoX on April 10, 2008, 02:41:53 PM
I wonder why Lava hasn't posted yet, he's usually sensitive about himself

He's in jail.
"Oh gosh....oh gosh! TEXTURE ERROOOOOOOR!!!"
"Shoot it! Shoot it!"
"Its got me!!"
"Take it down!"
-

cumesoft

#8
April 10, 2008, 04:19:58 PM
That was sooo bad. Made me laugh, though.

NiTRoX

#9
April 10, 2008, 04:46:01 PM
Quote from: sSopris on April 10, 2008, 04:09:29 PM
Quote from: NiTRoX on April 10, 2008, 02:41:53 PM
I wonder why Lava hasn't posted yet, he's usually sensitive about himself

He's in jail.

They still have internet there

your face

#10
April 10, 2008, 04:57:09 PM Last Edit: April 11, 2008, 01:16:15 AM by your face
What if it's one of those jails that doesn't have internet?  Like the ones in the Civil War! xD


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Tremulant

#11
April 10, 2008, 07:13:57 PM
In his absence RoboCroft will handle forum squabbles
Quote from: Firstinaction on April 07, 2011, 03:36:46 AM
my knees by my face and my ass is being hammered

Amtie

#12
April 10, 2008, 07:27:26 PM
Omg that robot guy looks so... umm... trying not to use words that may offend others... umm... that guy looks so WRONG.
Meow.

Can an admin set my name to Amtie please?

sSopris

#13
April 10, 2008, 09:08:38 PM
Quote from: NiTRoX on April 10, 2008, 04:46:01 PM
Quote from: sSopris on April 10, 2008, 04:09:29 PM
Quote from: NiTRoX on April 10, 2008, 02:41:53 PM
I wonder why Lava hasn't posted yet, he's usually sensitive about himself

He's in jail.

They still have internet there
High security jails. Keeping the criminals where they should be...and supplying them with the fastest internet for free.
"Oh gosh....oh gosh! TEXTURE ERROOOOOOOR!!!"
"Shoot it! Shoot it!"
"Its got me!!"
"Take it down!"
-

Amtie

#14
April 10, 2008, 09:12:57 PM
Quote from: sSopris on April 10, 2008, 09:08:38 PM
Quote from: NiTRoX on April 10, 2008, 04:46:01 PM
Quote from: sSopris on April 10, 2008, 04:09:29 PM
Quote from: NiTRoX on April 10, 2008, 02:41:53 PM
I wonder why Lava hasn't posted yet, he's usually sensitive about himself

He's in jail.

They still have internet there
High security jails. Keeping the criminals where they should be...and supplying them with the fastest internet for free.

So they could hack from home? Sweet. I wonder if that guy who hacked the pentagon has fast net access in his jail cell.
Meow.

Can an admin set my name to Amtie please?

Tucker!

#15
April 10, 2008, 09:52:10 PM
I always knew Lava was evil...
Quote from: Lava Croft on February 15, 2008, 04:34:36 AM
I give up.
Current in game name: Tucker'sWang

Lava Croft

#16
April 10, 2008, 10:02:57 PM
My lawyer advises me to refrain from any comments.

Survivor

#17
April 10, 2008, 10:04:36 PM
Do note, his lawyer did not advise him to refrain from killing anyone who knows anything 'unsuitable' about him. Beware of lava.
I'm busy. I'll ignore you later.

Bajsefar

#18
April 10, 2008, 10:41:04 PM
I wonder if lava killing people sounds as mean as lava saying 'armageddon'..

PIE

#19
April 13, 2008, 09:42:27 AM
"The suspect was heard yelling 'STOP CAMPING NOOBS!' at the top of his lungs before shots were heard."
They should just ban him instead of throwing him in jail..

"He had killed his aunt, uncle and cousins after 'flipping out' at their home in Benwell Grove in July 2006."
...could it be he is also a ninja?

Kaleo

#20
April 14, 2008, 11:45:22 AM
Quote from: PIE on April 13, 2008, 09:42:27 AM
flipping out

That's Lava allright.
Quote from: Stannum
Thou canst not kill that which doth not live,
but you can blow it into chunky kibbles!
I has a cookie, and u can has a cookie, but i no givs u mai cookie...

Atom Eve

#21
April 14, 2008, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: PIE on April 13, 2008, 09:42:27 AM
...could it be he is also a ninja?
Lava = Atom Eve = Ninja. IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
}MG{Mercenaries Guild
Quote<Atom_Eve> Haha. From the FAQ on the forums:
<Atom_Eve> "While Tremulous releases can take months to prepare, TJW can update his mod as soon as new changes are ready."
* Atom_Eve giggles relentlessly at "months".

Lava Croft

#22
April 14, 2008, 05:40:34 PM
Quote from: Atom Eve on April 14, 2008, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: PIE on April 13, 2008, 09:42:27 AM
...could it be he is also a ninja?
Lava = Atom Eve = Ninja. IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
Time to start touching myself!

Tremulant

#23
April 15, 2008, 03:14:47 PM
Well i was thinking ninja but it turns out he's actually a pirate too!
Quote from: Firstinaction on April 07, 2011, 03:36:46 AM
my knees by my face and my ass is being hammered

Tycho

#24
April 15, 2008, 05:48:51 PM
Oi! Is that some Lava Sparrow or Jack Croft? ;D

Lava Croft

#25
April 15, 2008, 11:02:01 PM
Haha, I like that one! I would have sex with myself! Oh, wait...

Amtie

#26
April 15, 2008, 11:45:16 PM
Would that be called monosexuality?
Meow.

Can an admin set my name to Amtie please?

Tycho

#27
April 16, 2008, 07:38:02 AM
Quote from: Lava Croft on April 15, 2008, 11:02:01 PM
Haha, I like that one! I would have sex with myself! Oh, wait...
You just realized that you've been haveing sex with yourself since you've been a kid? :D
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