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Death On Ice

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You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« on: April 13, 2008, 03:49:08 am »
Forum Game, you say something along the lines of:

You know you're obsessed with (blank) when you (blank).
or
You know you're a (blank) when you (blank)

This includes 'You know you're a redneck when' jokes :P

You know you're a redneck when you die and your wife can't inherit your possessions until she turns 13.

Divmax

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2008, 04:07:23 am »
You know you're obsessed with porn when you get a letter from your ISP stating that your connection has been terminated for downloading too many porno videos.
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Steely Ann

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2008, 04:30:45 am »
You know you're obsessed with stroking your e-peen when you get all butthurt and make up sorry excuses to b& somebody for Rickrolling you.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2008, 04:35:29 am by Steely Ann »

Kaleo

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2008, 04:56:42 am »
You know your bored when you start making threads like this.
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Tycho

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2008, 08:08:35 am »
You know you're obsessed with cats when you think Lava's Cat Fetish is too small.

NiTRoX

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2008, 08:26:01 am »
You know you're obsessed with moderation when you see NiTRoX's spam

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Re: Cheeeeeese!
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2008, 12:27:02 pm »
You know you're obsessed with cheese when you spend a whole afternoon looking up different cheese types on wikipedia!

Tycho

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2008, 01:18:57 pm »
You know you are obsessed with the internet when you spend all your day reading Wikipedia and you don't even mind it.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2008, 03:24:14 pm »
You know your desperate when you piss in a bottle.

You know your desperate when you drink your piss later on 'cos your thirsty.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2008, 05:23:42 pm »
You know you've played halo too much when you grab a shotgun because the news says there might be a flood coming.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2008, 05:27:44 pm »
you know you're spamming when you post with nothing to say
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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2008, 06:20:28 pm »
You know you're a dead man when you say "There is no Spoon" or "emotes > spoon".


(rly, pheer mah now)
« Last Edit: April 13, 2008, 06:23:10 pm by Fukacz »
May the Spoon be with ya  !!!

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2008, 06:57:49 pm »
You know you're an aimbotter when you have a kill rate of over 20 kills a minute, with all being tyrants

(Maybe not, could've been better)
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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2008, 07:21:08 pm »
You know you're Fukacz when you go around saying SPOOOOOON!!!

(SPOOOOOON!!!)
« Last Edit: April 14, 2008, 05:06:50 pm by CreatureofHell »
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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2008, 05:02:39 pm »
You know you're too old for this forum when threads like this fail, spectacularly, to amuse you.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2008, 08:05:03 pm »
You know you are addicted to emoticons when when they outnumber words.
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Luigi1

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2008, 11:08:53 pm »
you know your obsessed with online games when you start putting U and R instead of You and are while writting  ;D

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2008, 12:55:02 am »
You know you like pie when you uh.... umm eat it with you face.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2008, 09:11:19 pm »
You know you play too much Tremulous when you type 'T' in front of everything you say.

but a small twisty barrel will have small pew pew's, and small pew pew's can hurt mr.tyrant.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2008, 09:06:10 am »
You know you are bored when you add to this topic for amusement.
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Kaleo

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2008, 11:42:28 am »
You know you're on Vent/TS too much when you start pressing "shift" before talking while at the computer.

That one gets me all the time.
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Revan

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2008, 02:47:46 pm »
You know you are on a roll when you las gun a tyrant

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2008, 05:00:32 pm »
You know you are on a roll when there is bread and bacon stuck to your feet.
My favorite player is Jesus, because everything is forgiven when he respawns.

NOM!NOM!NOM!

Taiyo.uk

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2008, 05:53:42 pm »
You know you're in Soviet Russia when tyrant lasguns YOU!

KamikOzzy

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2008, 06:48:31 am »
You know you've played too much Tremulous when:

You try and alt-enter out of all other games.

You're trained to always type the word "percent" instead of %.

You try and /quit out of Trillian.

You get suspended from school and show up the next day with a new GUID.

You have a now intrinsic fear of pushing 'e' around any vital structure in any game.

You think that bike helmets that only cover part of your head are completely sufficient in stopping direct impact to the skull.

It's late enough you don't know if you're speccing or dretching, and don't really care.

You've tried to execute commands beginning with ! in other consoles.

You know the only reason everyone in the real world isn't flying around with jetpacks right now is because we haven't gotten enough kills for stage 2.

You begin to associate the word "reinforcement" with a technology upgrade.

You say "C'mon!" in any context, and expect everyone to understand your meaning.

You've pressed a key for a /say bind or /name bind while in another application, briefly expecting it to work.

You notice players' names appearing elsewhere, irl. (my town has a King Street, a Green Street, an Ann Street, and I kept typing "Am|nE" instead of "amine" in my science paper.)

You're always asking WoW players if they're Orc.

You've researched at least 3 products or places bearing the name "granger," for no apparent reason.

A bug crawls across your screen, and you attempt to aim at it with the cursor.

The first thing that pops into your mind when you hear the word "Risk" isn't the board game, it's a basilisk.

Sorry for long-post, most of these have happened to me, though :(
« Last Edit: April 25, 2008, 06:50:17 am by KamikOzzy »
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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2008, 07:19:21 am »
You know you've played too much Tremulous when:

*snip*

Sorry for long-post, most of these have happened to me, though
strange, you are one of the last people i would think plays too much trem.

KamikOzzy

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2008, 05:08:38 am »
Was just on MySpace and did one of my Tremulous moments again, thought I'd share.

You know you've played too much Tremulous when you now type two apostrophes instead of quotes. =/
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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2008, 02:25:11 pm »
You know you've played too much Tremulous when you now type two apostrophes instead of quotes. =/
ALWAYS!!! ;)

You know you are going to be fucked by your father when your mother is dead because she was so hot.

Highlight and read, my friends. :D
« Last Edit: May 12, 2008, 10:37:12 pm by Menace13 »

but a small twisty barrel will have small pew pew's, and small pew pew's can hurt mr.tyrant.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2008, 10:20:58 pm »
You know you're obsessed with grangers when you make up a granger-themed [insert word here]
Meow.

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Taiyo.uk

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Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2008, 10:41:34 pm »
You know you fail at posting when you use the wrong text colour.