You know you're obsessed with this thread when you return to look for something good even though it's degraded to crap.
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You know you're obsessed with these forums when:
You see Lava's face more times each day than you see any of your family members'.
You can almost guess which lolcat will be used to lock a thread. (<3 roci

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You never want to see another spoon in your life.
You click "Show unread posts since last visit" and nothing pops up.
You won't use checks because they don't allow big enough graphics for a signature.
You skip over any posts by Nitrox, Mooseberry, or Player1 without knowing you do it.
You know about more bans for a server than the admin there do.
Your favorite radio station is TremRadio.
The only number more unlucky for you than 13 is 1.2
You don't know where thirdstreet is, but you sure as hell wouldn't ever buy a house there.