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What do you do when you're not tremming?

Started by Patriotpie, April 19, 2008, 02:14:01 AM

Patriotpie

I like to get drunk. Really, really drunk. And do dumb shit.
In fact, I'd like to share a story.
WARNING: Contains adult content.


    I drank 1/2 of a jug of some shitty but powerful (easily 15% alcohol) wine my mom drinks. Not a bottle, mind you, a giant JUG of wine. Words cannot describe how low the quality of that wine is. Also, keep in mind I weighed about a 100 pounds.

    I ended up puking red vomit all over the carpet in various places throughout the house. Then, I went downstairs and proceeded to make out with my mirror image, sitting on the sink, until I realized I broke an ornamental teacup. I grabbed it, thought "Oh shit, I'm screwed now" (as if they wouldn't notice the red vomit.) I then started crushing the teacup in my hand, which made me bleed like crazy. I realized that I needed to get rid of it, so I ran outside, completely naked, into the woods, where I tried to bury it. Got back into the house, and stuck my fingers down my throat until I vomited again. For some reason, I always do that when I drink too much. It sat down on the toilet, took a watery shit, then blacked out.

    Couple hours later, my parents found me on the bathroom floor with a shitty ass. I had even forgotten to lock the bathroom door. I convinced my parents, while still drunk, that I wanted to sleep and took an Ambien, then took a Benadryl for my allergies. For some reason, this seemed to be a better idea than telling them I was drunk. For some reason, I never got in trouble. I honestly don't know why. It did take a while to regain their trust, though (which after regaining it I promptly destroyed.)

    Moral of the story? Alcohol is bad, kids. Smoke pot instead.

sSopris

Whether thats true or not I laughed real hard

When not tremming I like to draw, play other games, map
"Oh gosh....oh gosh! TEXTURE ERROOOOOOOR!!!"
"Shoot it! Shoot it!"
"Its got me!!"
"Take it down!"
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Kohrylite

Quote from: Patriotpie on April 19, 2008, 02:14:01 AM
    Moral of the story? Alcohol is bad, kids. Smoke pot instead.

A story with a moral.  My favorite.  :-)
Quote from: Ryanw4390 on January 22, 2010, 06:37:00 PM
Top 10 People of Tremulous.
6. Kaine - Good person to have a nice chat with

I think I might cry

ODDity



Kaleo

When I'm not Tremming, I'm CoD4ing.
When I'm not CoD4ing, I'm Homeworld 2ing.
When I'm not Homeworld 2ing, I'm WoWing.
When I'm not WoWing, I'm probably looking at pr0n.
Quote from: Stannum
Thou canst not kill that which doth not live,
but you can blow it into chunky kibbles!
I has a cookie, and u can has a cookie, but i no givs u mai cookie...

Shadowgandor

When I'm not tremming, I'm going to friends, school.
When I'm not tremming, I'm playing some other game, usually Soulstorm or Lunia atm.
When I'm not tremming, I'm using MSN.

There, you got my life :P

kozak6

When I'm not tremming, I'm failing at life.

Sure is taking a while, I'll tell you that much.

Taiyo.uk

When I'm not tremming I'm building my base. I don't get much time to play games with all these dretches running around.

err...

Revan

Quote from: Kaleo on April 19, 2008, 06:39:29 AM
When I'm not CoD4ing, I'm Homeworld 2ing.
When I'm not Homeworld 2ing, I'm WoWing.

+1 for Homeworld 2 (though I do not have it installed right now)

[N7]Revan
One Marauder to rule them all!

ODDity

That new MMORPG "outside" as seen from "IRL". Old stuff.. all of 26 years now but keeps up to date.

True anguish comes free, there are no spawns remaining.

Patriotpie

Quote from: ODDity on April 19, 2008, 01:38:42 PM
That new MMORPG "outside" as seen from "IRL". Old stuff.. all of 26 years now but keeps up to date.

True anguish comes free, there are no spawns remaining.

the gfx suck

Lava Croft

Quote from: Patriotpie on April 20, 2008, 02:27:15 AM
Quote from: ODDity on April 19, 2008, 01:38:42 PM
That new MMORPG "outside" as seen from "IRL". Old stuff.. all of 26 years now but keeps up to date.

True anguish comes free, there are no spawns remaining.

the gfx suck
The graphics are nothing compared to chatter of the NPCs.

Atom Eve

}MG{Mercenaries Guild
Quote<Atom_Eve> Haha. From the FAQ on the forums:
<Atom_Eve> "While Tremulous releases can take months to prepare, TJW can update his mod as soon as new changes are ready."
* Atom_Eve giggles relentlessly at "months".

mooseberry

too long a learning curve, so I gave up.
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

Lava Croft

Quote from: Atom Eve on April 20, 2008, 04:37:28 AM
The grind is too hard, as well.
But you are female, you can just 'cheat' your way to a higher level.

mooseberry

Quote from: Lava Croft on April 20, 2008, 06:56:23 AM
Quote from: Atom Eve on April 20, 2008, 04:37:28 AM
The grind is too hard, as well.
But you are female, you can just 'cheat' your way to a higher level.

Why are you talking to yourself?
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

Lava Croft

Quote from: mooseberry on April 20, 2008, 08:13:23 AM
Quote from: Lava Croft on April 20, 2008, 06:56:23 AM
Quote from: Atom Eve on April 20, 2008, 04:37:28 AM
The grind is too hard, as well.
But you are female, you can just 'cheat' your way to a higher level.

Why are you talking to yourself?
Why do you fail to see that I'm quoting Atom Eve and in the process directing a cheap joke at her?

PIE

Quote from: Lava Croft on April 20, 2008, 09:01:38 AM
Quote from: mooseberry on April 20, 2008, 08:13:23 AM
Quote from: Lava Croft on April 20, 2008, 06:56:23 AM
Quote from: Atom Eve on April 20, 2008, 04:37:28 AM
The grind is too hard, as well.
But you are female, you can just 'cheat' your way to a higher level.

Why are you talking to yourself?
Why do you fail to see that I'm quoting Atom Eve and in the process directing a cheap joke at her?

Yes.. but you ARE her.... ::)

When i'm not tremming i'm out killing aliens IRL..

Kaleo

Quote from: PIE on April 20, 2008, 10:40:26 AM
Quote from: Lava Croft on April 20, 2008, 09:01:38 AM
Quote from: mooseberry on April 20, 2008, 08:13:23 AM
Quote from: Lava Croft on April 20, 2008, 06:56:23 AM
Quote from: Atom Eve on April 20, 2008, 04:37:28 AM
The grind is too hard, as well.
But you are female, you can just 'cheat' your way to a higher level.

Why are you talking to yourself?
Why do you fail to see that I'm quoting Atom Eve and in the process directing a cheap joke at her?

Yes.. but you ARE her.... ::)

Duh...
Quote from: Stannum
Thou canst not kill that which doth not live,
but you can blow it into chunky kibbles!
I has a cookie, and u can has a cookie, but i no givs u mai cookie...