The Combine Interview

[Steely Ann]

Enjoy.  It's pretty well-done and I figure you guys might like it.
Note that it's a spoof of that rather creepy Tom Cruise interview.

Also, hello again.  It's been a while. 

[Plague Bringer]

Steely!

[Steely Ann]

Herrow, Plague!  Still don't plan to play Trem again kthx!  Having too much fun with Flashpoint coop. 

OT, seems the video's gone viral like I half-expected.  OH SHI--:
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Sweet.

[Plague Bringer]

I'm not much of a Tremmer, either. I just frequent the forums and use past knowledge. I'm an S4 League/Exteel player, now. That's infrequent, to tell the truth, with school, poetry, and illustration.

It's great to see you around, you going to be fequent around these parts?

Har. Wow. Many copies.

[Geni3]

player1 disappears, Steely Ann pops up again. Why can't we get all the awesome people on the forums all in the same time frame so we can be happy in the reaction of all these delightful personalities.

[Steely Ann]

Why can't we get all the awesome people on the forums all in the same time frame so we can be happy in the reaction of all these delightful personalities.

Because the world isn't your friend or anybody else's, and I wouldn't have it any other way.  Also not sure I number in that group of yours.

I'm not much of a Tremmer, either. I just frequent the forums and use past knowledge. I'm an S4 League/Exteel player, now. That's infrequent, to tell the truth, with school, poetry, and illustration.

It's great to see you around, you going to be fequent around these parts?

Har. Wow. Many copies.

• Random Korean games = bleh.  Sorry to hear that.  Get on XFire and we can arrange something fun. 
• Mebbe.  Depends on if a certain moderator wants to be a douc lamer again.  They seem to still be decked out in their hawt janitor gear.
• Indeed.  Just found that Planet Half-Life picked it up as well not long ago. 

[Hendrich]

Hmm, I love Half-life and I love Half-life spoofs, nice for telling us.

[mooseberry]

player1 disappears, Steely Ann pops up again. Why can't we get all the awesome people on the forums all in the same time frame so we can be happy in the reaction of all these delightful personalities.

I smell a conspiracy....

[Hendrich]

player1 disappears, Steely Ann pops up again. Why can't we get all the awesome people on the forums all in the same time frame so we can be happy in the reaction of all these delightful personalities.


I smell a conspiracy....

I'm filing a topic on this.