Author Topic: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!  (Read 17542 times)

Kaine

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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #30 on: September 25, 2008, 05:07:14 am »
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Annihilation

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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #31 on: September 25, 2008, 05:24:37 am »
Those numbers are totally fucking pointless since:
a) They don't show how effective you were (kills/mins, kills/death)
b) They only show that you failed OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER again to win the game, which means you either suck or you are too retarded to understand the game.

ps. http://schattenschreiber.org/satgnu/player_details.php?player_id=188 Mmmm p00ned you all with 69187 kills haha!

At the whopping average of 16 kills per game, if you're going to link something to do with kills, make sure that its actually decent.  My retarted nephew could get more than 20 kills a game on Satgnu.
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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #32 on: September 25, 2008, 06:42:19 am »
Well on satgnu we don't have 99999 bp or retarded players that just go for s3 and a 2h game. Did you know that you can rush a base with less than 16 kills?
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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #33 on: September 25, 2008, 06:57:11 am »
I'ma dumbass!

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Annihilation

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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #34 on: September 25, 2008, 08:12:21 am »
Well on satgnu we don't have 99999 bp or retarded players that just go for s3 and a 2h game. Did you know that you can rush a base with less than 16 kills?
Why would you use that to "p00n" a kill based discussion....

I never said there is anything wrong with getting that many kills a game, and I try to end games before 3 minutes generally.  You, however, completely used that as bragging rights on your kill ability, I was just simply pointing out how fucking bad you failed.
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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #35 on: September 25, 2008, 08:20:09 am »
eVe
Did you even read the whole thread?
I thought that discussion was the point of forum threads... Annihilation responded to my first replay and I responded to what he said. I might be wrong but i though that is how a discussion works.

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ps. http://schattenschreiber.org/satgnu/player_details.php?player_id=188 Mmmm p00ned you all with 69187 kills haha!


Since it was not obvious the link to Mmmm's stats was just to point out that nowhere does it say how _long _it took for members of OP's leader board to gather those kills (or for that matter that they needed to be in one game). Seems it was also not obvious that Mmmm is not one of my alter egos.
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Kaine

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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #36 on: September 25, 2008, 08:37:46 am »
You're right, I failed to notice he was quoting you, and not Tremvideos.

Apologies.

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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #37 on: September 25, 2008, 09:03:39 am »
Annihilation:
I was not trying to p00n anything, that was sarcasm. That ''bragging point'' was merely to point out that, since the time or amount of games it took to amass those kills was unspecified, those numbers were useless. You were the one that mixed up total kills and kills per round. Whatever... The game is about killing the opponents base which brings us back to my original post.
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b) They only show that you failed OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER again to win the game, which means you either suck or you are too retarded to understand the game.
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never said there is anything wrong with getting that many kills a game, and I try to end games before 3 minutes generally
What are we arguing about if we agree that killwhoring is not the objective?
Can we just agree this is a useless thread and that a game should be about killing the enemy base and not stroking your e-penis?

eVe:
It happens. Text based chat is easy to misinterpret
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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #38 on: September 25, 2008, 09:13:48 am »
If you really want to brag about killcounts you should play a round on [T]Arena, there you play against bots for a fixed timelimit. So the kill counts would be somehow comparable, but of course the game is completely boring.

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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #39 on: September 25, 2008, 10:43:10 am »
Best Player

My opinion:
I've seen ppl winning games by doing a quick rush with rifle and painsaw. Game over in less than 3 minutes on Tremor. THAT are the rly good players in my opinion. Killwhoring is sometimes fun - but doesn't win the game.

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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #40 on: September 25, 2008, 10:51:18 am »
I wanna huge janev some more!

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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #41 on: September 25, 2008, 10:56:11 am »
Best Player
Have everyone hack the server and play a game of corewars on it! Whoever wins is the best player.
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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #42 on: September 25, 2008, 06:18:30 pm »
eVe
Did you even read the whole thread?
I thought that discussion was the point of forum threads... Annihilation responded to my first replay and I responded to what he said. I might be wrong but i though that is how a discussion works.

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ps. http://schattenschreiber.org/satgnu/player_details.php?player_id=188 Mmmm p00ned you all with 69187 kills haha!


Since it was not obvious the link to Mmmm's stats was just to point out that nowhere does it say how _long _it took for members of OP's leader board to gather those kills (or for that matter that they needed to be in one game). Seems it was also not obvious that Mmmm is not one of my alter egos.

The fact that it is their highest score it is strongly implying that those are one game scores and the scores are from the X-Server only.  Which is that lame server where you can save up money and the game has no TL, or it is like 999 minutes.  I'm sorry I just figured most people replying with common sense posts like that would catch on to that implication.  I agree with your entire post except the end tidbit.  Imo you failed that sarcasm hard.

http://70.86.35.194/stats/player_details.php?player_id=7538

as you can see I only average 13 kills a game myself and my base destruction effeciency is higher than my kill.


I do agree this is a stupid thread and tremvideo has no idea how tremulous really works.  Half the people that replied in this thread could go to the x-server and get 4 digit scores in a game in a mass killwhore fest their first round.
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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #43 on: September 25, 2008, 06:39:49 pm »
Now I remember that server.
It's the one that breaks 1.1 gameplay and has silly little modifications to tremulous.h
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Mox

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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #44 on: September 25, 2008, 07:38:41 pm »
Its a fun server, gl winning a game there in less than 15mins and without getting more than 20-30 kills.

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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #45 on: September 25, 2008, 08:00:44 pm »
The Biggest Penis Leader Board!!! :police:

RULES:
-YOU MUST HAVE AT LEAST 5 people to CONFIRM your story
-You are all forgetting I can get the penis measure log for a server... so you CAN'T fake something like that
-Hacking is obviously not aloud...
-NO JERKING ON PURPOSE.

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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #46 on: September 25, 2008, 09:13:45 pm »
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The Biggest Penis Leader Board!!!

RULES:
-YOU MUST HAVE AT LEAST 5 people to CONFIRM your story
-You are all forgetting I can get the penis measure log for a server... so you CAN'T fake something like that
-Hacking is obviously not aloud...
-NO JERKING ON PURPOSE.

Oh the lols I got from that reply, +1  :D *ROFL*

BTW, is this shitty thread going to be locked or do we continue the halarious replies? :P

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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #47 on: September 25, 2008, 09:22:02 pm »
Its a fun server, gl winning a game there in less than 15mins and without getting more than 20-30 kills.
That explains your kill count.  :D
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Re: The Highest Kill Leader Board!!!
« Reply #48 on: September 25, 2008, 09:48:30 pm »
Considering this has become a cesspit of stupidity (was it ever not)


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