My Favorite God Mod...

[player1]

... became a "guest"?

Did he leave entirely?

Does he have a new sock puppet?

Can Tremulous go on without him?

Was it something I said?

On a related note, Caveman is back!

Wow, that Obama guy really did bring about Change.

I think I will dance some more.

w00t



-snif-

[Syntac]

I'm sorta conflicted...

On one hand, I hated his guts because he was a total bastard. On the other hand, I loved him because he was so good at keeping idiots under control.

[player1]

One day, all of the parts of the body got together to decide who should be the Boss.

The Brain said, "I should be the Boss, because I am the smartest."

The Eyes said, "We should be Boss, because we tell the body where it is going, and where it has been."

The Heart said, "I pump the life-giving blood throughout the body; I should be Boss."

The Stomach said, "I digest the food for the body, and only when I am happy can the body be content. Therefore I should be the Boss."

The Legs said, " We carry the body around, and take it where it needs to go; we will rule together as Co-Bosses."

Then the Asshole spoke up and said, "I wanna be the Boss."

And they all laughed, and made fun of the Asshole. The very idea was ludicrous! They gave up their debate, and went off to have beers together, slapping each other on the back, still giggling and snickering at the silly Asshole.

This made the Asshole very upset, so he clenched up tight, shutting off the outside world completely.

The Brain couldn't think straight, and the Eyes became blurry and bloodshot. The Heart had palpitations and the Stomach just rumbled and grumbled, while the Legs went all wobbly and kept losing direction. The Asshole kept up this selfish behavior for several days, until the parts of the body could no longer laugh at him, but had to give in to his demands. So they made him the Boss.

Which just goes to show: Only an Asshole is truly qualified to be the Boss.

[+ OPTIMUS +]

probably that's why he said "you are full of shit" so many times.

[Tycho]

I kinda miss him... he was our forum's devilish bastard mod who really treated everyone equally... in his own way: telling everyone to fuck him/herself no matter where you came from or how generally accepted you were. I kinda liked his trolling and arguing. It was funny even when pointed against you.

[Taiyo.uk]

Can't you see he's the man, let me hear you applaud
he is more than a man he's a shiny golden mod.

If you think it's time to fucking spam, and fucking troll, out of control,
well then you know you got to rock the block,
and fucking suck my fucking cock,
'cause when you rule, you fucking school all of the fools, out of their jewels,
'cause if you think it's time,
if you think it's time,
if you think it's time to fucking spam.

He is going to lock your fucking thread,
and you know his name is Lava Croft,
banning and fucking locking,
and fucking banning,
and fucking locking,
and fucking [vocal solo]...

[your face]

tis a sad time

[Steely Ann]

Who?

[Taiyo.uk]

Lava! Come back! I've gone all emo now

[Hendrich]

Damn right, another song, now stfu and sing along....
Lava Croft has left us now, who are we would've tell where and how?
Lava held this forum up with pride, he had a mature and intelligent mind,
But now hes gone, wtf? Now this day is gonna suck...

Yea, some members said he was an ass, said his moderator privileges wouldn't last,
But deep inside, he helped us all along, so thats why I'm making this song,
He was there to stop the noobs who spammed, but now hes gone, and we're all damned.
Maybe he left, to change his name. Or maybe he left, 'cause Trem was getting lame.

But he was our favorite admin, sorry Kelvarman, don't be saddened. 
His trolling helped when we were sad, even though trollings' bad.
He had this this "Go fuck yourself" attitude, damn right, he didn't care if he was rude.
He contributed to the forum, like )MG( contribute to trem. But now our future is looking' dim.

Yea, some might say he was bad-ass. He would talk shit faster then a homeless kid.
He would make Obama cry in real life, he would even stab George Bush with a knife.
Some questioned him, but he would go up their ass like a Spartan.
He was our forums, funniest mod. He was kinda like, the trolling god.

He legacy, should be kept. We should make a song, check off thats the first step.
But the devs, what the hell? Did you decide to sell his soul to hell?
But today its time to be sad, later we could go mad.
So lets think about Lava Croft, who kicked as much as as Lara Croft.
So let us think about, the dead king, Lets continue to sing....


 

"Let us think about all the spam posts he made in this forum, and how we would laugh (or cry) because of them..."

[Annihilation]

Damn right, another song, now stfu and sing along....
Lava Croft has left us now, who are we would've tell where and how?
Lava held this forum up with pride, he had a mature and intelligent mind,
But now hes gone, wtf? Now this day is gonna suck...

Yea, some members said he was an ass, said his moderator privileges wouldn't last,
But deep inside, he helped us all along, so thats why I'm making this song,
He was there to stop the noobs who spammed, but now hes gone, and we're all damned.
Maybe he left, to change his name. Or maybe he left, 'cause Trem was getting lame.

But he was our favorite admin, sorry Kelvarman, don't be saddened. 
His trolling helped when we were sad, even though trollings' bad.
He had this this "Go fuck yourself" attitude, damn right, he didn't care if he was rude.
He contributed to the forum, like )MG( contribute to trem. But now our future is looking' dim.

Yea, some might say he was bad-ass. He would talk shit faster then a homeless kid.
He would make Obama cry in real life, he would even stab George Bush with a knife.
Some questioned him, but he would go up their ass like a Spartan.
He was our forums, funniest mod. He was kinda like, the trolling god.

He legacy, should be kept. We should make a song, check off thats the first step.
But the devs, what the hell? Did you decide to sell his soul to hell?
But today its time to be sad, later we could go mad.
So lets think about Lava Croft, who kicked as much as as Lara Croft.
So let us think about, the dead king, Lets continue to sing....


 

"Let us think about all the spam posts he made in this forum, and how we would laugh (or cry) because of them..."

You seriously have way to much free time.


About lava, meh, glad his modship is obviously gone, think it was a tad bit far for him to leave though.  He can do as he pleases though(don't know if he got deleted/banned or if it was a self reason.)  Eitherway I thinks its to much but I don't really give a damn either.

[Seffylight]

I can't remember if I voted for Lava or kevlarman back during the mod-vote days. I want to say it was the latter, though. So I guess my vote was for the right guy?

[player1]

Were we voting on longevity?

I'm pretty sure I voted for Stof, although it might have been Overflow.

I miss the Flaming Dutchman already...

What, no Good-Bye?

He must be somewhere right now, telling someone how wrong they are.



So, who's left, on active "official" mod duty?

kev, khalsa & roc?

I said duty.

[kevlarman]

So, who's left, on active "official" mod duty?

kev, khalsa & roc?

me, paradox, and rocinante are around the most, khalsa tries to avoid any actual work (in other words he makes me do it if i have access), and the newest moderator: Taiyo.uk

[mooseberry]

So, who's left, on active "official" mod duty?

kev, khalsa & roc?

me, paradox, and rocinante are around the most, khalsa tries to avoid any actual work (in other words he makes me do it if i have access), and the newest moderator: Taiyo.uk

nowai... I remember him sorta being in the competition a long time ago, but being a sort of Ron Paul, no real chance of making it.

Well good luck taiyo.

[St. Anger]

So, who's left, on active "official" mod duty?

kev, khalsa & roc?

me, paradox, and rocinante are around the most, khalsa tries to avoid any actual work (in other words he makes me do it if i have access), and the newest moderator: Taiyo.uk

Oboy, I'd rather have Lava than Taiyo.

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so now we have a mod who is shitting into his pants, instead of the old one who was shitting into others pants.

[Tycho]

so now we have a mod who is shitting into his pants, instead of the old one who was shitting into others pants.

I can't help but imagine Lava sneaking up on you and shitting in your pants now...

[Thorn]

Good riddance.

[Steely Ann]

Good riddance.

Meh, I'd rather it have been Kevlar.  One's a humorless dick while the other is a humorous dick.

[Hendrich]

Wow, everybody is making the nicest insults to a moderator I've ever heard.

[khalsa]

Hi


Any further insults and slurs directed towards current or previous moderators will not be tolerated, and will be dealt with without any reservations.


Thanks,


Khalsa

[your face]

Can you tell us what exactly happened to Lava, then?

And good luck, Taiyo.

[kevlarman]

he deleted his account

[Steely Ann]

words

If you can't take a jab or twenty, you shouldn't be a modmin.

[Taiyo.uk]

If you cannot adhere to the forum rules then you should not be posting here at all.

This applies to everyone.

[Steely Ann]

If you cannot adhere to the forum rules then you should not be posting here at all.

This applies to everyone.

The rules that say "moderate insults" are allowed?
Do you mean to say that modmins are considered above insult?
Is that what the vague "respect the modmins" rule is about?

[Hendrich]

Comon Steely Ann, if Khalsa says its best not to insult Lava's leave, then we shouldn't. We should be posting what Lava did for the forums and what he will be remembered for.

And I'm pretty sure a good handful of people has a few nice things to say about Lava Croft, right?

[Taiyo.uk]

The rules that say "moderate insults" are allowed?
Do you mean to say that modmins are considered above insult?
Is that what the vague "respect the modmins" rule is about?

No, no and no.

Common sense dictates that a direct insult is seldom the best way to voice your opinion. Intended or not, your post insulting both Lava and Kevlarman comes across as a troll, since you could easily have posted your comments on the subject without the deliberate insults.

[mooseberry]

If you cannot adhere to the forum rules then you should not be posting here at all.

This applies to everyone.

Uh oh.. Taiyo now feels like he must prove himself worthy of Tremulous modship..

And Ann is actually right in this case, Timbo's rules are there for a reason, and disallowing insults goes directly against that. Not that I want to insult Lava or any other moderators at this time, but I feel that I need to point out our "rights", because if the moderators don't like Timbo's rule, make an official amendment to the constitution, don't try to bend it behind other law's backs.