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CoD

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« on: June 25, 2006, 10:18:09 am »
I'm thinking about grangers....

Aliens born from eggs, don't them?
Who places eggs? The granger.

So Granger should be like... ehm... a she-alien, while combat classes should be he-aliens.

So.. here is the GRAT IDEA: sex!
What about making impossible for grangers to place eggs if they are not pregnant?
We would see grangers running around asking for some alien sex (imagine a granger-tyrant sex :roll: )
Humans could build a special structure named "condom distributor" or maybe a "contraceptive pill cannon" and make egss placing impossible.  

This is a great idea... isn't it?
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Henners

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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2006, 11:02:27 am »
HURR SEX IS FUNNY  :roll:
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2006, 02:13:55 pm »
Dear Sir,

We're aliens... sex thing are so terrestrial...
Most aliens know that we aliens are autosuficient.

Yours faithfully,
Granger Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.)
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2006, 02:53:39 pm »
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"contraceptive pill cannon"


LOL, that would pretty much eliminate egg hunting :P
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Quaoar

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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2006, 06:08:39 pm »
I smell a mod.

The human cop out is that new soldiers get teleported in via nodes. But aliens jumping fully grown out of reusable eggs? Forget it. I think they should gestate for a few days. And alien metamorphosis? A year and a half between dretch and adv goon for sure.
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2006, 06:33:38 pm »
Of Course!

We need a female granger model, and a male one with a big... [censored]

j/k.
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CoD

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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2006, 06:40:57 pm »
Uhm... I imagine a tyrant getting back to the overmind and having to deal with furious grangers saying "Where have you been? Everyday you go out with your friends, killing humans... and what aboute ME? I have to stay here, nursing the overmind, cleaning the den... I want to go shopping.. I want some time for myself.. tomorrow YOU will stay here watching acid tubes burping and I'll go out and look for a nice pair of granger shoes"

And the tyrant "Yes... yes.. I.. yes.. but.. yes.. you're righ.. yes yes.. ok I'll stay home" :D  :P
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Thorn

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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2006, 06:57:08 pm »
:roll:
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Thorn

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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2006, 06:57:32 pm »
LOCK it  :roll:  :roll: omg some1 lock this
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2006, 07:28:44 pm »
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LOCK it  :roll:  :roll: omg some1 lock this


yes plz, thats just plain dumb.
someone hand me a gun...
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rasz_pl

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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2006, 07:43:26 pm »
btw what to you think about hovel+granger sound ? :]
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2006, 02:50:27 am »
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contraceptive pill cannon


I read this, and the idea seemed just so much more stupider...
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CoD

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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2006, 10:01:41 am »
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I read this, and the idea seemed just so much more stupider...


Yes... it was inteded to be like this: just nonsense  :wink:
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Grenades

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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2006, 01:56:52 pm »
And I'd like to see aliens clone!
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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2006, 08:36:37 pm »
lol, could build beds for increased chances of becoming pregnant and have pink velvet sheets.. lmao
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« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2006, 01:14:51 am »
that shit isnt funny, i cant believe all u guys have such shit senses of humour, it may have been funny if u were about 5 years old but seeing as most the players on tremulous are 20+ (they are all sad bastards without jobs) no-one shud have really been humoured by this pathetic idea, ur all little fucks who want to kiss ass
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Smokey

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« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2006, 01:31:07 am »
way to suck. fyi, im 15. kthx. while your at it kill yourself.
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Gimp

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« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2006, 01:32:54 am »
smokey u can suck my dick i wont kill myself cus i have a good sense of humour unlike u anal bastards trying to fuck some guy u dont know ( he cant even speak properly fyi bitch)
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Gimp

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« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2006, 01:33:53 am »
Quote from: "Smokey"
way to suck i always suck nob. fyi, im gay. kthx. while your at it kill yourself.
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« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2006, 02:33:54 am »
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and a male one with a big... [censored]


then i can take my painsaw and umm well u know...*ouchies*  :eek:
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« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2006, 02:34:19 am »
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and a male one with a big... [censored]


then i can take my painsaw and umm well u know...*ouchies*  :eek:
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« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2006, 02:34:44 am »
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and a male one with a big... [censored]


then i can take my painsaw and umm well u know...*ouchies*  :eek:
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« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2006, 02:35:20 am »
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then i can take my painsaw and umm well u know...*ouchies*  :eek:
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rasz_pl

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« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2006, 06:51:12 am »
[EVIL]Unknown we get  your point, no need to repeat yourselfe :)

Gimp, loosen up!
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« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2006, 06:51:30 am »
[EVIL]Unknown we get  your point, no need to repeat yourselfe :)

Gimp, loosen up!
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rasz_pl

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« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2006, 07:00:36 am »
[EVIL]Unknown we get  your point, no need to repeat yourselfe :)

Gimp, loosen up!
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rasz_pl

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« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2006, 07:01:45 am »
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gareth

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« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2006, 10:51:08 am »
Relax u gimp, before we make fun of ur name :eek:
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Monomi[FIN]

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« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2006, 12:11:59 pm »
I think that akiens you see in tremulous dont need to have sex, because it goes like this: Those nasty little bugs you see in game are clones and have best genes for that purposes they need to do, like dreches are fast and agile making them killingmachines (in good hands of course) and grangers are the best builders. But if we travel many millions of lightyears away from game arenas we play, we find a civilised alien civilisation which produce their own culture: they play bridge and chess, go in church, have casual sex, read and go in movies to see latest version from "Granger and humie" made by William Drechspear. These aliens have sex and share dna:s by that way and once they find a good combination they send this dna to Over Mind which starts to produce new dreches which are more agile and stroner or Grangers which build even faster.

In a nuttshell: Trems aliens are mindles killing/buildingmachines and having sex is useless for them 'cause they all have same genes. Hope you understood ;).
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« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2006, 12:50:26 pm »
That reminds me. If your a Dragoon, do the pounce into the ground fast a few times then do a roar right after. Tell me what that sounds like  :P .
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