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twigstik97

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Nuisance Aliens
« on: September 05, 2009, 10:12:46 am »
Tremulous  Aliens Hangin' Out
Inspired by this story:

http://tremulous.net/forum/index.php?topic=11703.msg174583#msg174583
^^FUNNY^^

Now on to the story...

Granger :granger:: HOOMANZ :human: IN BASE!!!!

Dretch :dretch:: OMG...i rape dem

Marauder :marauder:: Haha, lolz....funny..

Dretch: What?

Marauder: you may give birth to human..lolz.....imagine hoomandretch :human: :dretch:...

Dretch: I meant as in kill dem....noob...

Marauder: *swipes at dretch*

Dretch: HAHAHA, friendly fire is off noob.....omg..so funny..you crack me up....

Granger: GUYS!!! HOOMANZ IN BASE!!!

Dretch, Marauder: STFU!!!!

Granger *skittles away*

Dragoon :dragoon:: *pounces from ceiling* ____ing humans are raping the overmind!!!! literally!!!!

Dretch: >_>

Marauder: :o

Dragoon: oh, F___ you guys, i'll go save da overmind.....and then my mommy be proud of meh!!!

Dretch, Marauder: *whispers* noob.....

Dragoon: WHO THE F___ SAID THAT

Dretch: uh...

Marauder: The tyrant did!

Tyrant  :tyrant: : huh?

Dragoon: You wanna go me tyrant? huh!? YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!!!!!

Tyrant: hehe....

DRAGOON WAS MAULED BY TEAMMATE: TYRANT

Tyrant: owned...noob.....

Dretch: hehe...yeh....lets go rape dem humans....

Marauder: HAHA--

Tyrant: *pushes marauder into gap*

MARAUDER WAS IN THE WRONG PLACE

PM: Marauder>Tyrant: your gonna get owned...noobish ___hole!

Tyrant: lol...

Dretch: what?

Tyrant: never mind

THE OVERMIND IS DYING

Granger: actually...noes...we not loses....i make new overmind!!!!

Tyrant: OMG, YOUR NOT USELESS!!!!!

Dretch: i'll go find another place to put overmind...you two wait here....

DRETCH FELT THE FALLOUT OF HUMAN#2's LUCIFIER CANNON

Dretch: omg, no spawns!! they killed da eggs!!! damn.....

Dretch: !specme

Marauder: !specme

Granger: ah stuffz it, I’ll just build overmind here, under stairs.

Tyrant: hm…

40mins later….

Human#1: where the f__k is the overmind!!!

Human#2: I don’t know!!!!

Human#3: hm…lets just end this…

Human#3: /callvote draw

Console: ‘callvote draw by Human#3’ [Y:1  N:0]

Granger: *f2*

Tyrant: *f2*

Dragoon: *f2*

Dretch: ah well….am dead…i might as well….*f2*

Marauder: lol, noobs, I wanna see the humans own tyrant… *f1*

Human#1 all the way to Human#666: *f1*

Tyrant: Aw f__k…

GAME ENDED IN DRAW
« Last Edit: September 05, 2009, 10:15:04 am by twigstik97 »
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twigstik97

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Re: Nuisance Aliens
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2009, 10:16:42 am »
Thanks cosmonaut!
You gave me the inspiration and basilisk gas that i needed to make this!
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Baconizer

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Re: Nuisance Aliens
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2009, 01:56:55 am »
@Cosmonaut: Please delete your story before any more demon spawn emerges from it.
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Re: Nuisance Aliens
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2009, 02:51:59 am »
Quote from: condor on September 06, 2009, 01:16:48 am
100% sure those would be on an x sever
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twigstik97

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Re: Nuisance Aliens
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2009, 12:39:18 pm »
>.>
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Pazuzu

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Re: Nuisance Aliens
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2009, 07:58:07 pm »
Quote from: twigstik97 on September 05, 2009, 10:16:42 am
Thanks cosmonaut!
You gave me the inspiration and basilisk gas that i needed to make this!

You realize basilisk gas isn't supposed to be used as a hallucinogen, right?
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Quote from: Tremhelper on September 05, 2011, 09:14:46 pm
ok, can you give me the tool thingy app that can code?

twigstik97

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Re: Nuisance Aliens
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2009, 12:42:15 am »
aw....
Well that ruins the whole point of hunting lisks and selling thier gas on the black market....heh...
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Chomps123

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Re: Nuisance Aliens
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 01:44:44 am »
The end match as draw vote accually faild with y=3 n=4
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Find some time every day to have some fun. ;)

Baconizer

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Re: Nuisance Aliens
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2009, 08:16:19 am »
Quote from: Chomps123 on September 08, 2009, 01:44:44 am
The end match as draw vote accually faild with y=3 n=4

lolwut
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Sea Of Eternity

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Re: Nuisance Aliens
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2009, 11:59:48 am »
Quote from: Chomps123 on September 08, 2009, 01:44:44 am
The end match as draw vote accually faild with y=3 n=4
Quote from: twigstik97 on September 05, 2009, 10:12:46 am

Human#1 all the way to Human#666: *f1*

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lol

Minimum

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Re: Nuisance Aliens
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2009, 03:39:18 am »
1: Lrn2Spell
2: Lrn2funny
3: Lrn2original.
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twigstik97

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Re: Nuisance Aliens
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2009, 11:04:26 am »
lol
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Darian

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Re: Nuisance Aliens
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2010, 02:58:50 am »
OMFG this is hilarious!
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GLAMEOW

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Re: Nuisance Aliens
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2010, 02:14:48 pm »
i had some good lulz with this story GJ!
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Cosmonaut

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Re: Nuisance Aliens
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2010, 01:18:59 am »
I didn't see this before. I gotta admit, it did make me giggle a bit because of the leetspeak and them whispering noob. It reminds me of a similar scenario.

There are a few minor flaws such as friendly fire off and tyrant able to teamkill him, and some of it was a little too heavy into leetspeak and not enough clever dialogue. try taking scenarios that you have experienced in the game, and use that as your story.
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