Do you guys know that server (gpp) where you have low gravity? This server sux, it really does, and I intended to actually not play there any longer, an intention that is now well in place because: I got a perma-ban.
This happened in that awful Nintendoland-map, where humans (the team I was in) had annihilated the alien team, no overmind, no eggs, only one tyrant left in the basement of Mariohouse, with a trapdoor that was blocked for some reason. This tyrant now, well, he refused to let the game end. He just camped there, and to whatever suggestions that he might admit defeat or go spec or kill himself or whatever, just to end this pointlessness, he replied with things like "NEEEVORR!" or something.
So we sat here, with lucis and grenades ready above the trapdoor, and considered what to do about it.
First, we waited until he came to his senses, but he never did, so I suggested a few people switched teams and admitted defeat, just to end that nonsense. I switched and tried to kick him for blocking the whole game, but he was an admin, thus immune to it, however, some other people also had switched, and my following admit-vote … passed.
He was obviously too stupid to cancel that teamvote, however, he was not too stupid to look who had called the vote, and, what shall I say, when he found out, I got an immediate perma-ban.
Some people are just a weird combination of idiot and bad loser, and he didn't like it very much that I outwitted him

I don't waste much thought on it, however, it's a shitty server, and if admins are also useless, well, that just fits the picture, and that I now cannot play here even by accident is not a bad thing after all.