A girl is a mythical creature that has caused much debate. Some say they have shiny, coloured claws and bright blue eyes while others say they have jet black hair and a dark, piercing glare. To "date" one of said creatures is to be bent to its will. This results in an act called "
sucking face" which a man (or "boyfriend") must do to appease the female. Female is a word often meaning girl. Other frequently used words include "woman", "bitch" and "whore" (though great care must be taken to avoid using the last two in front of females to avoid losing genitals).
A little girl (recently spawned female) likes new shoes, party dresses, small animals, first grade, noisemakers, being jealous of the girl next door, dolls, make-believe, dancing lessons, ice cream, kitchens, making sandwiches, coloring books, make-up, cans of water, going visiting, tea parties, and one boy.
However, despite the debate, it is generally agreed upon that there are no girls on the internet (See
rule 30). This has not deterred many from pretending to be one of them.
To quote one of the great philosophers of our age, "She can muss up your home, your hair, and your dignity—spend your money, your time, and your patience." -- Anon
I would like to credit Aerolis and deadmeat for their contributions to this article. Especially Aerolis, whose long-running experience pretending to have no penis was of great value.
Hope that clears things up,
Teapot
