{501} JANG0Z F1STWelcome to JANG0Z F1ST! I'm
{501}Pazuzu, and I'm being paid,
by the decibel! You have,
no idea, how psyched I am to lead this
awesome group of
gamers, to new levels, in
the best human-versus-alien multiplayer FPS, ever!WHAT IS {501} JANG0Z F1ST?{501} JANG0Z F1ST is made of
Jango Fett, from
Star Wars, because he's
badass, and the number 501 because it's
the best number EVER! It's like 500,
but one more! We're also made of
loyalty, trust, and
teamwork! Due to our low player count, we're
gratuitously well-organized and
highly influential! Don't just take my word for it, just ask asdfg123786, who
told me so!
Our
top-secret forums are at
http://www.jangosfist.tk/.
HOW DO I JOIN {501} JANG0Z F1ST?We have a few requirements, for you to join:
-Be a
team player! We
fight as a team,
talk trash as a team,
take revenge on people who trash-talk us as a team, and
reap the beautiful spoils of WAR as a team!
-
Don't hack! These days, it seems like every clan, is
full of hackers! Not {501} JANG0Z F1ST!
-
Don't camp! Most clans camp the whole round, and that's
terrible! We're an
honorable clan, and we game with
honor!
-You must have a
secret alias, like "DesertFoxNight", or "DeaD$hadow". This makes us more fearsome, during scrims!
Rawr!-"Once a member, always a member": Not that you'd want to, but you can
never quit! This is a
gaming clan, and our members are bonded,
for life!
MEMBERS OF {501} JANG0Z F1ST (TREMULOUS)Leader: Pazuzu
-asdfg123786
-imacube
JOIN {501} JANG0Z F1ST TODAY!Join today, and you'll get:
-Access to our
top-secret forums!-Access to our
top-secret forums' really top-secret subforum!-A
free {501} clan-tag! Wear it proudly, and remember, at least it's not {GT}!
-A
ginsu knife and a
smokeless ashtray!
JOIN OR DIE! F1ST WILL PENETRATE AND PUNCH THROUGH TO THE TOP!! UNITED WE OWN, DIVIDED WE PWN!!!
