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[GLAMEOW]

This one comes from NexusForever.

seems like people here run off of 3 brain cells, that's 3 more than what NexusForever apparently has.

Don't be an idiot. You just insulted the ENTIRE Tremulous community with that and in particular some respected members of the Tremulous community. If you were TRYING to insult me and the rest of the community, you're an idiot.
If you did it by accident, you're still an idiot. If it was your little brother or you were drunk or something, I apologize for flaming back and I take this entire PM back. But still, PLEASE don't insult people you KNOW are smarter than you. In my opinion, if I was a moderator I'd ban you unless you had a REALLY good explanation.
Don't Be a Troll,
Sincerely,
NexusForever

A Troll? on the trem forums?!!? NO WAY!!!!

I'd have to take out 99% of my brain in order to come close to the retardation that this kid has.

He better prepare himself for more rape



Before trying to talk his way out of a quick troll.

As for everyone else, post more fail pm's here so that others may enjoy the stupidity that ebbs and flows from the minds of our fellow tremulous players.

[Anonymoose]

This one comes from NexusForever.

seems like people here run off of 3 brain cells, that's 3 more than what NexusForever apparently has.

Don't be an idiot. You just insulted the ENTIRE Tremulous community with that and in particular some respected members of the Tremulous community. If you were TRYING to insult me and the rest of the community, you're an idiot.
If you did it by accident, you're still an idiot. If it was your little brother or you were drunk or something, I apologize for flaming back and I take this entire PM back. But still, PLEASE don't insult people you KNOW are smarter than you. In my opinion, if I was a moderator I'd ban you unless you had a REALLY good explanation.
Don't Be a Troll,
Sincerely,
NexusForever

A Troll? on the trem forums?!!? NO WAY!!!!

I'd have to take out 99% of my brain in order to come close to the retardation that this kid has.

He better prepare himself for more rape



Before trying to talk his way out of a quick troll.

As for everyone else, post more fail pm's here so that others may enjoy the stupidity that ebbs and flows from the minds of our fellow tremulous players.

[RAKninja-Decepticon]

I'd have to take out 99% of my brain in order to come close to the retardation that this kid has.

from the "three brain cells" to this gem, it seems you learn your insults on the schoolyard.

if this is what passes for trolling here, i am very disappointed.  i was hoping for something actually funny.

[zybork]

glameov: you misunderstand something, this forum is called "Off Topic", and not "Spam"

[Tremulant]

PLEASE don't insult people you KNOW are smarter than you. In my opinion, if I was a moderator I'd ban you unless you had a REALLY good explanation.
Don't Be a Troll,
Sincerely,
NexusForever

Now, that is pretty priceless, he really knows how to calm a guy down.

[janev]

janev: I'M A TROLLING IDIOT WITH NOTHING GOOD TO CONTRIBUTE!!!11!1111ONETHOUSANDONEHUNDREDELEVEN!!11!1

Fuck off and die.

...That was rather delayed

Must have taken you months to think of that 1

^This one was rather amusing. Note the dates.

[Qrntz]

Eh, private messages are sooooo private.

[Pazuzu]

Eh, private messages are sooooo private.

I wondered about that.

[your face]

Can't we have a Great PM wins thread instead?

well here goes:

hi

[DraZiLoX]

fuck!

are they going to revamp on 1.2?

[Qrntz]

Nah, whatever. Though let me know if I win a prize.

Hi favourite homosap,

<3

[Dracone]

Everything Ingarlg ever sent me in a pm.

[Pazuzu]

Wins, you say?

Hello, I am Lonly (at least in Tremulous) and my real nickname is Dimensions. I own Digital Units (www.dixiunits.info) and we are starting a project under |FuN| Development and I would like to know if you would like to join our project. We will be transforming Tremulous and stepping it up to the modern style high quality games. Plus we dont have a Vertices LIMIT so your models can have all the edges, curves, and swishes you want. If you join you will get a part of the income and donations. You will also be working with Firstinaction (Frist16) to make new gun models etc. You will also be working with me to get the Codes working for the model.

Thanks for reading,
Isaiah Sanchez.

Ah, from the days when FirstInaction was still "F1rst16"... How times have changed! Now he's F1rst19.
(By the way, "Dimensions" gave up on that project after less than a month. Now he's doing some obscure thing called "xzuel".)
But he's got nothing on this one.

You can be the new leader the F1st's Tremulous Division if you decide to join. Of course, I'll have to put it through the board, but they'll agree. Turret

We all know how that turned out, right?

[Demolution]

you weird to?

wat.

[Nux]

You can be the new leader the F1st's Tremulous Division if you decide to join. Of course, I'll have to put it through the board, but they'll agree. Turret

We all know how that turned out, right?

I enjoyed that. I like how you overtrolled and ended up making the clan worth joining. It was also nice how asdfg123786 was so blissfully unaware, he enjoyed it too.