> The Story Game <

[E-Mxp]

hippie-babes who like to eat them and get high

[Taiyo.uk]

so they sucked on the s tails instead hoping for some 'shroom magic, but this made the s very horny so they...

[Glunnator]

had to run like friggin' hell only to find a   round the next corner which seemed to be hornier than the .

...They were trapped!  :eek:

[Taiyo.uk]

-- I feel horny
I feel uberhorny --

-- I sense that something very wrong and messy is about to happen.

-- Yes, so do we --

about an hour later...

-- Ooh man that was *soooo* hot!
Mmmm yeah... I've never been so *satisfied*... --
--  :eek:

-- OMG! What happened to you?!
:eek: --
-- Did DASPRiD play a village people track on tremradio?
:eek: --
-- Did you watch a video of bush and blair together?
:eek: --
-- You didn't accidentally nadespam the bas... Ummm... Why are you covered in mayonnaise?
:eek: --
-- :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

So then the...

[Glunnator]

will to live severed horribly and everyone died instantly and the universe exploded. then, when there was nothing, molecules popped into existence to start the creation of a new universe! These molecules were a paperclip. (Terry Prattchet FTW!)

**NOT PART OF STORY**
Lol rofl w00p haha lollercoaster roflercopter lollerskates with pie!
Guys, just have a look at the whole story, I just skimmed through what I hadn't seen yet and laughed my head off!
Tremulous ftw!              
**END OF MESSAGE**

[Taiyo.uk]

the paperclip said "Hey! It looks like you're writing a story! Can I help you with that?" Then spammed your entire workspace with a huge speech bubble full of completely useless options then...

[Plague Bringer]

HUMANS GOT S4 AND USED TEH SUPER NUKE TO KILL ALL ALIENS ON TEH MAP AN DEN DE GAME END LOL

[Glunnator]

...and then my workbench remembered the entire universe just was destroyed and dissapeared.

Then suddenly, Thorn came along, said "I AM GOD! LET THERE BE LIGHT!"
And there was darkness.
Then, on the seventh day, he was supposed to grant the human race Infinite wisdom and immortality and the uber defence against griefers and deconners and HAX, but decided to go home and watch My Big Fat Greek Lava instead.

--hey 1337, the universe is back!
aha, so it is! how observant of you!--
--wtf are you talking like that for?
Dunno--
--...
...--
--can I eat you now?
errr...--

[Taiyo.uk]

-- BITE!!!11!1
EEEERRRRGGAAAHHH --
-- *evolve* -->
-- Yay, now I can GRAB human's testes

-- Grr! Crappy map! So huge! I'm lost already!

-- Ooh, a human!
So the basilisk went and...

[Glunnator]

-- BITE!!!11!1
EEEERRRRGGAAAHHH --
-- *evolve* -->
-- Yay, now I can GRAB human's testes

-- Grr! Crappy map! So huge! I'm lost already!

-- Ooh, a human!
So the basilisk went and...

Got really really annoyed because Glunnator and Taiyo.uk seemed to be spamming this whole place full of nonsense (about trem) so it gassed Glunnator who went to bed and fell asleep and then turned aroun to see that Taiyo had picked up his mighty crafty construction kit and had...

**Glunnator is sleeping**

[Taiyo.uk]

SPAMMED TESLAS!!11!!!!1111!11ONEONEONE!!112211ELEVENTYONE!!!



  <-- Taiyo.uk





-- Hey n00bz0rz! I'm gonna b0rk j00r defcomp!

so then crapped his pants and...

[Plague Bringer]

dretches began to eat the teslas, but luckily   crapped out the   he ate for lunch...

[Taiyo.uk]

Then completely forgot about the dretchen eating the telsas and spent the next three hours installing Z80-BSD on it then started browsing various porn sites using tor so that Haos Redro wouldn't notice. Meanwhile all the s had eaten the teslas and looked at the screen on the and were gobsmacked becauase was looking at www.

[Plague Bringer]

hawttremulousalienpron.com and    was also...

[Paradox]

putting a :psaw: down his pants as a vibrator

[Taiyo.uk]

and just like Edward Scissorhands trying to urinate, lost half an inch with every move he made. After loosing all twelve inches felt a little unmasculine and decided to have the operation. Leaving the hospital was now (technically) a woman, despite still having a deep voice and hands like shovels. He... err.... She bumped into

-- OMG! BOOBZORZ!
Yeah, see how they jiggle -- *jiggle* *jiggle*
-- AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGH! HAIRY BOOBZ! NOOOOOO! MEIN EYES!  
pwnt. --

So then...

[n00b pl0x]

- me so horny
- me love you long time

[Glunnator]

rofl--
--hey you promise you never show me those again, d'yahear?
OMG! Look!

*censored*
*censored*

-- :eek:
-- *whistle*

*censored mayonaise*
*censored screaming*

-- :eek:  :eek:  :eek:
--

But then suddenly   came along and ruined all the fun with his PWNZOR LUCI SKILL but then he didn't when he remembered he had nothing but a blaster so then   killed     and got eaten by    who then ate   . Then, the now remaining   went over to H base and ate some                               and then he exploded.
Aliens Win!

And the next map was...

[E-Mxp]

in Stargatecommand and there they played a scene from the series

[Glunnator]

Friends and...

[Taiyo.uk]

-- onoz! Quick! Build some teslas!
Go away! -- *refresh*
-- They're sniping the base! Rebuild!
STFU and GTFO - I'm busy! --   *click* *refresh* *refresh*
-- WTF are you doing! The aliens are S3 and raping the base! Build defenses!
Whee £2.99 and only five minutes left! I'm gonna win it! -- *refresh* *refresh* *refresh*
-- AAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! DON'T DO THAT WHEN WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
REACTOR DOWN! --
...
Aliens win.

-- You did it again didn't you.
Did what again? --
-- You know what I'm talking about. It was you wasn't it. Confess or I'll do that thing with my pointy feets!
Ok, ok,  yes it was me - I put another no-cd crack for tremulous on ebay --

so then the...

[Evlesoa]

New Game Began!

said: OMG Build FAST U NUB!!
I ARE T3H 1337 NINJA!!

So when the and are arguing, meanwhile at the base (something)

[Taiyo.uk]

and were watching as built a in the middle of nowhere, put the in the most open and exposed area in the map then run into a load of s and die.

-- I said build a BASE!
i did stfu n00b! --
-- I don't call that a base!








-- omg! f*ckin n00bs! i said defend! omg! retard n00bs!
Well, there's only one thing I can do here. --

So went and...

[E-Mxp]

called :human:s mother who send him to bed because it was 21:00 already and he called a sUPER uLTRA hYPER mEGA pRO (hacker) to win the game for $20. ( was a man with lots of connections)

[Glunnator]

but then suddenly   's mom ( ) turned up and forced him to watch teletubbies (which killed him) before he was able to call   , and then once again the world exploded for no apparent reason at all and somewhere on a different planet   and   were arguing about who could eat the last .

--I told you not to eat the damn spawn!
Dude you totally ate it first!--
--Wtf are you talking about?! I was on the other side of the map!
We're on a planet, you ass, there is no map!--
--This area, fartface, it's called a map!
You don't have to friggin shout at me like that!--
--errr, guys?
--IF I DON'T SHOU AT YOU YOU WON'T LISTEN!
YES I FREGGIN WILL!--
--Guys would you listen for a moment?
--YOU N00B! I'M GETTING THE ADMIN! YOU'RE IN FOR A BAN!
YEAH?! WELL FU TOO!--
  --WOULD YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME!!
--WHAT?!--
--I know it dousn't happen often in these parts, but there's a meteorite coming this way...
--...so?
--'tis a big one.
--well I don't care i'm getting banned from here anyway >_>
--allright THAT'S IT! LET ME AT HIM...!

And so    didn't get eaten but got to watch the show as   TK'd and then got flattened by the meteorite. Of course himself didn't get to see this last bit because he was a victim of same.
Then, on an OTHER planet...

[Taiyo.uk]

-- Did you hear about that meteorite on that planet?
Yeah, good thing I've got my METEORITE PROOF SHEILD!!1! --
-- Ummm.... That's a repeater you stole from the human base.
Yeah, pretty good isn't it! --
-- No.
Prove it! --
*CHOMP!*
was killed by TEAMMATE
-- OMG I SAID METEORITE PROOF! THAT WAS A GOON CLAW!
Oh dear. --

Meanwhile...

-- Did you hear about that meteorite on that planet?
Yeah, good thing I've got my METEORITE PROOF SHEILD!!1! -- -- grr.
-- Ummm.... That's a granger you stole from the alien base.
Yeah, pretty good isn't it! --
-- No.
Prove it! --
BEEEEEEEEP BOOOOOM!
was killed by TEAMMATE
-- OMG! I SAID METEORITE PROOF! THAT WAS A LUCI BALL!
Oh dear. --

So then...

[n00b pl0x]

:wink: : me so horny
:wink: : me love you long time
: fell fowl to gravity.

[E-Mxp]

all players got meteors on there heads and died because the failure of the METEORITE PROOF SHEILDs!!1! which where the only things alive after the meteor rain witch destroyed whole planets.

-- WHaaaaaa! stupid aliens. NOOBS!!
-- Who, I can talk!!!!! Didn't know that!!11oNEoNE
WHaaaaaa! stupid humans. NOOBS!!  --
Who, I can talk!!!!! Didn't know that!!11oNEoNE --

And so, the aliens and the repeater could talk english for no logical reason.
So...

[Glunnator]

...the universal lawpolice came along and killed them.
Then a new game began on ATCS

--Ok, guys, here's the plan...

[Taiyo.uk]

-- We FIGHT, we WIN, and we PWNZ0R!
Sounds good, but how do we do that? --
-- Well we PWN the aliens with our l33t 5k1lz0Rz!
Could you be more specific? We need a *strategy* --
-- ROFL n00b! lol! I'm gonna PWNX0R t3h alien base! CAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

was bitten by

-- OMG! n00b! HAX! CAMMAAAAAAAN!

was swiped by

-- EVOHAXX! BAN! CAMMAAAAAAAAN!

was clawed by

-- OMFG! NOOBZ0RZ! CAMMAAAAAAAAAN!

was chomped by

-- Stobbit! They're gonna get S2 soon thanks to your feeding!
n00b! wut i do then? --
-- Well, spawn with a ckit.
l0l! n00b! u cant shoot w ckit! --
-- No, but you can build an armoury, a medistation, a load of turrets and repair this last spawn...
-- OMG WTF CRAP TEAM N00BZ LAME STFU!

was killed by TEAMMATE
-- Now spawn with the ckit and build!

So then...