
-- Ooh, a fish finger!
I wonder what it's relative permeability is? --


-- Probably very close to unity, unless the fish had an exceptional amount of iron their diet.
Hmm, well, there are allot of exposed haematite seams in the oceans around here. --


-- What are you doing now?
I'm winding a solenoid around the fish finger, I can measure it's inductance to find the permeability. --


-- You're weird. Most people just eat the fish finger.
ZOMGWTFBBQHAX! It's relative permeability is liek 5000 d00d! --


-- This can only mean one thing!
...

-- Bugger! They found the iron girder I hid in the giant fish finger! It was meant to break all their teeth off and make them unable to eat so they'd starve.
...

-- See! Told you the electromagnetic theory would come in handy!
You could have just opened the fish finger to check it for iron bars. --


-- Smart-arse. I can design l33t transformers and efficient power transmission systems and build clever polyphase induction machines and correct your power factor!
But you don't care about that, and you have absolutely no application for it. --


-- Why?
Because you're an alien. --


-- Shit.
So stop using "higher education" as an excuse for camping and go pwn some humans! --

...

-- Where's

gone? I haven't seen him for ages.
I told him to stop camping and pwn humans --


-- Well, he's not attacking or defending, I'll go and look for..
BZZZZZZEEEERRT!
-- WTF was that?!

-- There, all done.





--
WTF?!?!?111!1?! --


-- I've used my masterful knowledge of EM theory to construct these tesla coils, they'll electrocute any human that approaches our base!

-- !

-- !
So then...