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[sharrakor]

HE FARTED...[/u][/i]

[Taiyo.uk]

-- Ooh l33t he fixx0r3d t3h page layout!

-- Hmm, there appears to be a high concentration of methane in the local atmosphere.
Yes. The air in here is highly explosive. --
-- IT'S PWNAG TIME!!!!1!!11 EAT MEIN LUCISPAM!
NO! YOU'LL BLOW US UP! --
-- THE AIR IS FULL OF TYRANTFARTS!
It's ok, I have a battlesuit. NOW EAT MY LUCISPAM! --

so then...

[E-Mxp]

the human base exploded, killing everyone in it.... except

LOL XD --
-- oWNAGE!!!
oMG oNE hUMAN sURVIVED!!! --
-- oMG, tYRANT!!!
eAT mY tYRANTfART sPAM!!!! --
-- oNOES!!!

then...

[SithLord]

The tyrant did it's super cool backflip + Full house kick combo, The battle suit pulled out a revolver and...

[Taiyo.uk]

shot his own balls off then

[Glunnator]

he died of pure agony of the fact a tyrant was squishing him to death(zorz)


Next map...

[SithLord]

the dretches were swarming...

[AKAnotu]

tjw

[Taiyo.uk]

's house

[AKAnotu]

because  of his tremulous "balancing" additions

[Paradox]

that made it smell like week old meat.

[Taiyo.uk]

after a had eaten it

[SithLord]

then the                                  killed the meat smelling          

[E-Mxp]

-- I smell bacon!!
That means there is a human here!!! --
-- I had unions this morning!
-- eAT mY uNIONbREATH!!!
-- oNOES!!! --

-- I smell rotten fish!!
That means there is a alien here!!! --
-- I had old salami this morning!
-- eAT mY sALAMIbREATH!!!
-- oNOES!!! --

and than...

[Taiyo.uk]

-- You had onions?
No. --
-- Nvm. I can smell rotten fish.
That means there's lesbians in there --
-- Eww. But it's voice sounds like a bloke
EWWWW! --
*swipe* *swipe* *swipe* *swipe* *swipe* *swipe* *swipe*  

-- My battlesuit!
See, it's a bloke! --
-- So how come he smells of rotten fish?
Well, because I got wet stuffing a up the 's pussy. --

...

-- ONOZ! QUICK BUILD OM!!!!1!!!11

[Paradox]

then the   farted and said "Uhh, that was a granger. It built something, over there."

[Glunnator]

"...Yes, yes, it was a hovel"
"Wtf I thought they couldn't build without an OM?!"
"errr..."

[Taiyo.uk]

-- lol ten second bug still exists on this server
zOMG! BUGSPLOITER BAN! --
-- you call that bugsploitation? This is bugsploitation!
DECONSTRUCTED by

so then...

[Glunnator]

's weapons stopped working and the entire alien team evolved to s and completely pwnt the humans
should leave 's buildings alone
should leave 's buildings alone
should leave 's buildings alone
should leave 's buildings alone
should leave 's buildings alone
should leave 's buildings alone
should leave 's buildings alone
should leave 's buildings alone
Aliens win

[Taiyo.uk]

*respawn*

-- ph34r mein l33t spawnhax!

-- OMG! A whole pile of cuteness!






*hug* *cuddle*
-- Who's a little cuteypie?
-- coochie-coo! You're my little cuddleball, yes you are!
*pet* *hug* *snuggles*
-- I'm gonna take you all home and we can play with my barbie dolls!

-- AAAAARRRRRGH! WE CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! --

suicided.
was in the wrong place.
fell foul to gravity.
suicided.
was squished.
did a back flip into the lava.
was in the wrong place.

-- They're all dead time for some buildhax!







-- There. Now I'm going to...

[Glunnator]

He didn't fnish his sentence, for a scary   had...

[Plague Bringer]

been in the wrong place and joined the grangers up in alien heaven

[E-Mxp]

but he couldn't get thought the heaven gate because he slapped a monkey in a other live, but he ate the gate and went into heaven anyway

[Glunnator]

then god got so mad he turned the tyrant into a...

[Taiyo.uk]

...dretch.

-- Where do dead people go?
To the scoreboard. --
-- What's that?
It's a table showing the name and killcount of each player. --  
-- Then what do they do?
They respawn, provided that their team still have spawn points. --
-- Oh. Then what's the meaning of life?
To ¶ШЛҖÖЯ the opposing team. --
-- Oh.

So then...

[n00b pl0x]

the scoreboard got hacked and no1 could leave the scoreboard when they died and trem as we knew it died

[Plague Bringer]

and then trem 1.2 came out.....

[Evlesoa]

and a new race of Advanced came out

[sharrakor]

  KILLED EVERYONE

[Glunnator]

exept for the 1337 new , which then killed     .