
-- bow chicka wow wow? Highrise, this must be highrise...

-- Ooh look lots of buttons! How I press them?
They respond to damage. --


-- Oh, ok. li3k this? *throw* ........................

z0mg!!1! --


-- What just happened there? It's as if we existed but didn't then suddenly existed here with memories of events that didn't happen because they were before time in this existance and stuff.
The universe exploded because the density of buttonspam was so high that gravity turned inside out. --


-- So where are we? Who are we? What is the purpose of our existence?
We are in the Nexus Corporation infusion plant. We have no other identity than "The Gibbage Liberation Front". The purpose of our existence is to liberate gibbage. --


-- Look, here come some humans on a recon mission, let's go pwn!
ROOOOAAAAAAAR! --

Oh noes! This place is infested! --


-- Go save yourselves! I'll keep them busy!
Noooooo! Jenkins! I promised your ma that I'll take care of you! --


-- Don't be a fool Jones! Run while you can!
...

-- Ooh, what have we here? An unarmoured human all alone. Jenkins isn't it?
yes --


-- Oh, you have a shiny thing. Yoink!

-- What's this?
It's his digital camera. Humans use them to capture still images. --


-- I feel twisted. Wanna take some snaps of me and this human then leave the camera somewhere the humans will find it?
Ok --


-- Jenkins, BEND OVER BITCH!!1!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! --


[censored]


*snap* *snap*
ROOOOAAAAAAR! --

[censored]

-- YEEEEAAAAAAARRRG!!

Say cheese! *snap*
YOU LIKE THAT? AND THAT? AND THAT? --

[censored]

-- AAARRG! NO! PLZ STOP! NO MORE!

-- *click* *snap*
YEAH! SCREAM FOR ME BITCH! --

[censored]

-- NOOO!!! STOP THE PAIN! PLEEEAASSE! NO MOOOORE!

-- Only two shots left, give me one big finale!

*CHOMP* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
Perfect! --

*snap* *snap*

-- Now leave the camera close to the human base, they'll come looking for it.
kk --

...

-- Look! It's his camera, I wonder what's on it.
ZOMG!!1 I want you to promise me that you'll NEVER tell Jones that you found this, ok? --


-- Why?
Because it's full of pictures of the aliens raping Jenkins then eating him alive. --


--
Mmm kinky!WHAT?! --


-- I mean oh that's terrible! I'll hide it so Jones won't find it.
Later on...
Jones -->

-- omg! It's Jenkins' camera!
So then...