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Why dretches feed so much.
« on: August 28, 2007, 09:42:25 am »
It occurred to me only today. Players who feed with dretches do the little dretch-brains justice. They should be awarded for realistic conduct.
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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2007, 09:48:32 am »
Dretches can't help but feed! They have 25 health FFS!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2007, 11:15:40 am »
thinks as  a dretch :
you want to bite humans badly
try try try but they have ranged weapons. you need to go near them to taste  their fresh meat. 25 17 10 you are DEAD
R.I.P.
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2007, 11:36:49 am »
Because they don't know how to wallwalk so good.  :(

Even when they do start wallwalking, it's in straight lines, which will be shot down almost just as fast. Gotta keep moving fast, turning and moving forward in random directions, not just strafing on the wall.

Also, they jump too much. I always laugh at the dretches that jump at you, hit a wall and lose all forward movement and keep jumping while they slowly slide along the wall.
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2007, 11:56:45 am »
Even accepting your supposition that brain size is relative to IQ, which has never been formally proved, walking on walls for a dretch (or spider or anything else that does that) requires no more thought than flexing a common muscle group is for most humans. Here I make no assumptions of how much thought you require to accomplish that.

In every species there will be idiots. Here Homo sapiens proves the rule, not the exception.
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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2007, 12:09:01 pm »
We shouldn't underestimate their instinct that sucks them towards the human like a mosquito. Their self-control, if any, is heavily lacking. That's my theory at least.
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2007, 01:51:16 pm »
Where the F* do you guys play?
Or do you only get newbs on the alien team?
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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2007, 07:39:34 pm »
This isn't a strategy or tactic.
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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2007, 12:23:10 am »
yes but trolling is both

and now this thread is made of epic stragetorical win!
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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2007, 01:43:51 am »
But, like, Dretches totally have a chance of getting a decent kill/deaths ratio with constantly attacking the Human base at Stage 3!
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« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2007, 02:00:06 am »
Two Haiku:

Hunting for some food
The dretch finds a lone human
Mass-driven quickly

Flamer leaves his base
Soon meets with swarms of dretches
Toasty food is best.
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« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2007, 02:44:15 am »
this is blatantly off topic  :evil: -kev
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« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2007, 03:16:36 am »
Quote from: "snb"
i think ur cellphone is ringing [image]

Random spam?
Inspires me to write another haiku.

Luci spam annoys
But look at the bright side
Kills tons of dretches
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« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2007, 03:17:53 am »
:D HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OMG THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY ROFL LOL!
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Quote from: Annihilation on November 26, 2008, 03:21:48 am
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« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2007, 03:21:01 am »
hey wait did u see the actullall img?
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Quote from: Annihilation on November 26, 2008, 03:21:48 am
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« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2007, 05:53:44 am »
Don't doublepost, jackass  :evil:
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« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2007, 12:10:27 pm »
Because it is so terribly exiting to join a game where a few big aliens are getting all the kills and the dretch can sit in a corner waiting for evo's. Combined with extreme humans camping this is about as boring as trem can get.
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snb

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« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2007, 12:14:01 pm »
shesh u dont have to be a fucktard about it illl just edit posts
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Quote from: Annihilation on November 26, 2008, 03:21:48 am
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My favorite type of metal has to be whatever type Demons and Wizards fall into.

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« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2007, 01:21:04 pm »
is "snb" short for Snotty Nosed Boy?
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« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2007, 08:31:46 pm »
Suck Nut Boy
Stupid Narcotic Bitch
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« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2007, 08:34:30 pm »
now now kids, we can discuss just what snb means in anotrher topic.
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« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2007, 08:41:46 pm »
sheesh im a noob to the fourms anmd this is how u treat me? omg i hate tremulous fourms ppl they dont have a sense of humor and i didnt no there was a rule about double postin
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Quote from: Annihilation on November 26, 2008, 03:21:48 am
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My favorite type of metal has to be whatever type Demons and Wizards fall into.

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« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2007, 08:43:39 pm »
Quote from: "snb"
sheesh im a noob to the fourms anmd this is how u treat me? omg i hate tremulous fourms ppl they dont have a sense of humor and i didnt no there was a rule about double postin


z0mg 40 year old virgin

z0mg Caveman threats every n3wb1e this wai!!

Zomg zomg me wants mummy


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« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2007, 08:44:46 pm »
I have a sense of humor, just ask noob plox.
Well, you are spamming quite a bit.

And generally speaking double posting is frowned upon.
But what does snb stand for?
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Quote from: Colynn' on August 13, 2009, 05:21:09 pm
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« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2007, 09:15:49 pm »
Quote from: "NiTRoX"

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Not true... s/n3wb1e/one/
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« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2007, 09:35:19 pm »
i wasnt talkin about u shadow ninja dude man and if u think wat ive posted is alot of spam ohhh ur in for a big suprise wen big time spammers come in sm cant even be kicked! PS:i liked that cell phone sig better than this one that one was funnny!
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Quote from: Annihilation on November 26, 2008, 03:21:48 am
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My favorite type of metal has to be whatever type Demons and Wizards fall into.

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« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2007, 09:38:10 pm »
Quote from: "snb"
i wasnt talkin about u shadow ninja dude man and if u think wat ive posted is alot of spam ohhh ur in for a big suprise wen big time spammers come in sm cant even be kicked! PS:i liked that cell phone avatar better than this one that one was funnny!

are you shadow ninja buddy?
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snb

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« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2007, 09:39:31 pm »
oh youre the one with the sense of humor! i like ur sense of humor any way no it doesnt stand for that
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Quote from: Annihilation on November 26, 2008, 03:21:48 am
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My favorite type of metal has to be whatever type Demons and Wizards fall into.

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« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2007, 09:50:19 pm »
I guess it just does not pay to "speak" 5 languages when you can't reall spell in either, ey snb?
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« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2007, 10:07:23 pm »
wtf! who cares how u freaken spell on the internet!
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Quote from: Annihilation on November 26, 2008, 03:21:48 am
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My favorite type of metal has to be whatever type Demons and Wizards fall into.
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