If you want to increase your post-count without bothering other people or getting yelled at, here is how you do it in 3 easy steps.
00 START
10 Post something
20 Delete it
30 GOTO 10
The database deletes your post, but still remembers it used to exist. Thus, theoretically infinite posts without saying a word. Now you won't clutter the forums with your useless stuff. Mods, feel free to lock this topic. Hey, you can even delete it, if you do, I just increased my post-count by one.
EDIT: Oh, woe is me, for the demon I have unloosed upon the unsuspecting world. i suddenly regret this, but it would seem somewhat anti-climatic to delete this very topic.