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techhead

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How to increase postcount in 3 steps
« on: October 08, 2007, 04:33:31 am »
If you want to increase your post-count without bothering other people or getting yelled at, here is how you do it in 3 easy steps.

00   START
10   Post something
20   Delete it
30   GOTO 10

The database deletes your post, but still remembers it used to exist. Thus, theoretically infinite posts without saying a word. Now you won't clutter the forums with your useless stuff. Mods, feel free to lock this topic. Hey, you can even delete it, if you do, I just increased my post-count by one.

EDIT: Oh, woe is me, for the demon I have unloosed upon the unsuspecting world. i suddenly regret this, but it would seem somewhat anti-climatic to delete this very topic.
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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2007, 04:45:51 am »
lol?
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Death On Ice

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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2007, 04:52:59 am »
Have you done this yourself, Sir?

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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2007, 04:59:23 am »
Does not work.
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2007, 05:00:26 pm »
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Does not work.


POONHAX!

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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2007, 05:11:49 pm »
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Quote from: "mooseberry"
Does not work.


POONHAX!

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postcount+=1;

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« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2007, 05:30:57 pm »
sexy

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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2007, 07:07:17 pm »
SPOOOOOOOOOOOON
postcount +1
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SPOOOOOOON !!!

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« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2007, 10:38:30 pm »
SP00NHAX WITH DOUBLE P00NHAX!
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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2007, 12:16:10 am »
DEAR GOD MY EYESHAX

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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2007, 01:08:25 am »
i know for a fact this doesnt work cuz my posts get deleted all the time
will sort out my sig, or I will get banned.

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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2007, 01:11:15 am »
Oh no.. the secret is out.. now everyone can have super high post counts and the amazing special abilities that come with it... :roll:
I for one wish we'd just remove the stupid post count all together.

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« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2007, 01:30:55 am »
Quote from: "PIE"
Oh no.. the secret is out.. now everyone can have super high post counts and the amazing special abilities that come with it... :roll:
I for one wish we'd just remove the stupid post count all together.


This is the one post on this forum I completely agree with.

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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2007, 02:25:36 am »
@ Pie:
Agreed. What's the point of postcounts anyway? In fact, I feel restricted by the postcounts. Sometimes, I don't post when I want to because it might look like spam and I don't want to look like those spammer idiots who say "+1 postcount" or post some obnoxious caps locked shit.

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« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2007, 02:25:58 am »
Quote from: "Death On Ice"
Quote from: "PIE"
Oh no.. the secret is out.. now everyone can have super high post counts and the amazing special abilities that come with it... :roll:
I for one wish we'd just remove the stupid post count all together.


This is the one post on this forum I completely agree with.


Indeed!

PIE, oh wise one, share with us your infinite kowledge and non-stupidity!

I still think postcount should stay though
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« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2007, 04:27:02 am »
NO way man post counts are epic representation of who we are.
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« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2007, 08:02:07 pm »
Sorry about that, they might of actually fixed that bug in the current version of phpBB.
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