Author Topic: Haiku Game! (Read 22777 times)

techhead · « **on:** November 15, 2007, 03:02:24 am »

Yes, another silly post-count game.
Every post must contain exactly one haiku, and nothing more.
(This post is granted an exception by OP.)
If you need a reminder on what a Haiku is, its 5-7-5 sylables.
For more info, click here.

Lets get this started.
I post my Haiku right here.
Next one does the same.

mooseberry · « **Reply #1 on:** November 15, 2007, 03:12:56 am »

This game sounds pretty fun
I get to be second post
Whee go post count go!

PIE · « **Reply #2 on:** November 15, 2007, 03:31:35 am »

This is a neat thread.
Spam will come in haiku form.
Most will post badly.

The MC Horton Crankfire · « **Reply #3 on:** November 15, 2007, 03:53:29 am »

Speaking in haiku
Is quite fun to do online
Please don't close this thread. :)

Overdose · « **Reply #4 on:** November 15, 2007, 04:06:29 am »

What are you meaning?
I don't know what Haiku is,
Can you explain more?

player1 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 15, 2007, 05:23:53 am »

five syllables first
then seven syllables next
then five more to end

The MC Horton Crankfire · « **Reply #6 on:** November 15, 2007, 05:44:27 am »

Half this thread's content
Will be dedicated to
Explaining haikus

player1 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:35:59 am »

Since he asked so nice,
I just couldn't help myself.
I had to explain.

firebladez212 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 16, 2007, 04:11:15 am »

i read the whole damn thing
i still dont understand
I CANT TAKE LIFE ANYMORE!

The MC Horton Crankfire · « **Reply #9 on:** November 16, 2007, 04:42:30 pm »

Quote from: firebladez212 on November 16, 2007, 04:11:15 am

i read the whole damn thing
i still dont understand
I CANT TAKE LIFE ANYMORE!

Wow. I mean, just wow.
I mean really freaking wow.
Hope that was a joke.

_Equilibrium_ · « **Reply #10 on:** November 16, 2007, 05:06:43 pm »

at least this thread has
more structure than the 5 word
per post thead contains

Rocinante · « **Reply #11 on:** November 16, 2007, 05:09:11 pm »

I'd post something fun
However I hate Haiku
Structure makes brain hurt

firebladez212 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 16, 2007, 06:39:19 pm »

no that wasnt a joke
i dont know how to play
im just typing 5 words
for every line i use

Make · « **Reply #13 on:** November 16, 2007, 06:43:25 pm »

Leaving human base
Stop, rifle ready, I listen
tyrant roars. sigh, respawn.

Fukacz · « **Reply #14 on:** November 16, 2007, 07:50:48 pm »

I do need more posts,
I really do need more posts,
So I need more posts.

player1 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 16, 2007, 11:34:02 pm »

Devs changed the forum.
From phpBB2
to SMF, dude.

To celebrate this,
Techhead proposed a haiku
contest. Who will win?

Here is my entry.
It is, I hope, the winner.
Internet cookie, please.

Dretch poised above door.
Humans are camping inside.
I wait for evos.

sSopris · « **Reply #16 on:** November 16, 2007, 11:37:56 pm »

Two fold I feel contempt
You guys make make no rhyme attempt
Or is that irrelevant?

player1 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 16, 2007, 11:41:55 pm »

Before you critique,
One would think that you might have,
Mastered the basics.

Count the syllables.
First five, then seven, then five.
Rhyming may come next.

Overdose · « **Reply #18 on:** November 16, 2007, 11:55:40 pm »

I still don't know how,
I think this is kind of weird,
Let's try something else.

n00b pl0x · « **Reply #19 on:** November 17, 2007, 12:27:04 am »

I HATE YOU ALL
NONE OF THESE RYHME
I WILL KILL YOU WITH FIRE

sSopris · « **Reply #20 on:** November 17, 2007, 12:38:41 am »

Oh pl0x, you funny n00b
We're following the 5-7-5 rule
Read the topic silly fool

n00b pl0x · « **Reply #21 on:** November 17, 2007, 01:37:12 am »

that was a
5 11 5
wheres your god now?

The MC Horton Crankfire · « **Reply #22 on:** November 17, 2007, 03:20:43 am »

"It's like we're looking
Down on our basement, only
That's not our basement"

PIE · « **Reply #23 on:** November 17, 2007, 03:30:27 am »

Knowledge is power,
How do I sorted my sig.
Mercenaries Guild.

thirdstreettito · « **Reply #24 on:** November 17, 2007, 04:14:51 am »

Knowledge is not power
Unless you know it,
About the right person.

Overdose · « **Reply #25 on:** November 17, 2007, 04:33:51 am »

Please learn how to play,
Its not fun with you noobs here,
I want you to leave.

n00b pl0x · « **Reply #26 on:** November 17, 2007, 04:51:57 am »

how do i made good haiku
it is not fun for me
wit you means here

Overdose · « **Reply #27 on:** November 17, 2007, 05:01:17 am »

I think n00b pl0x is,
going for the smite record,
he is mad fun yo.

Make · « **Reply #28 on:** November 17, 2007, 05:05:02 pm »

The cake a lie!? No!
Cake is delicious and moist
Or so I have heard.

hitchen1 · « **Reply #29 on:** November 18, 2007, 12:32:15 am »

i r not teh smell
but you are teh smelly newb
i pown your rifle

my tyrant go rawr
i will slice your head in half
i rape your bum-bum

i love you long time
i r make you big hawt love
sex is orgasmic

i am off topic
time to get back on to it
i are stop posting

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