Introducing Revolt [vR]

[Harry Pothead]

We are Revolt.

Roster:
Anthony
Blood (a.k.a. Tay Zonday)
Denton
FreaK
Gear
Harry Pothead
Luigi
RipeFlesh
Ryanw4390
StevenM
Suvi
TheBrew
Vape

Website:
vrclan.net

We love to scrim.

Thank you [Z|R]Kory for Revolt Clan[vR] server.

[Blade]

We love to scrim.

Just wait till AoD kicks your ass.

[Superpie]

I see you have a nice lineup, hope it lasts- have fun! 

[Steely Ann]

Just wait till AoD kicks your ass.

Sssh, that's supposed to be a surprise!

[FreaK]

Just wait till AoD kicks your ass.

Sssh, that's supposed to be a surprise!

+  =   

[Dracone]

Well, Freak, you're getting on in years and I think it's time we had that talk...

Here's the thing kid: When a marauder and a boostershrimp love eachother very much, special things happen, and things get a little crazy. After the poison is given to the marauder (this is the foreplay), the marauder will mount the boostershrimp. Soon after, a telenode zygote is created. As it proceeds to form within the boostershrimp's womb, the boostershrimp goes through great pain.

Eventually, the boostershrimp bursts, sadly dying off, and the telenode is born. However, the telenode immediately has an unstoppable asexual sex drive, and begins to produce human creatures rapidly, one every 10 seconds! In a gruesome turn of the circle of life, these human creatures take up arms from their structures and begin to slay the same species that helped to create them. However,(LOL ALIENS ALWAYS WIN LOLJKYARITE) the species thrives on its children to help produce more boostershrimp and marauders.

I hope you're not disturbed Freak. I know you're only little and that this comes as a surprise, and it is a very terrible circle of life, but eventually we all must learn these things.

[Yarou]

THE KING OF BASLICK HAVE SPOKEN

[FreaK]

Well, Freak, you're getting on in years and I think it's time we had that talk...

Here's the thing kid: When a marauder and a boostershrimp love eachother very much, special things happen, and things get a little crazy. After the poison is given to the marauder (this is the foreplay), the marauder will mount the boostershrimp. Soon after, a telenode zygote is created. As it proceeds to form within the boostershrimp's womb, the boostershrimp goes through great pain.

Eventually, the boostershrimp bursts, sadly dying off, and the telenode is born. However, the telenode immediately has an unstoppable asexual sex drive, and begins to produce human creatures rapidly, one every 10 seconds! In a gruesome turn of the circle of life, these human creatures take up arms from their structures and begin to slay the same species that helped to create them. However,(LOL ALIENS ALWAYS WIN LOLJKYARITE) the species thrives on its children to help produce more boostershrimp and marauders.

I hope you're not disturbed Freak. I know you're only little and that this comes as a surprise, and it is a very terrible circle of life, but eventually we all must learn these things.

Lol wtf?

[Grape]

hi im in this clan its pro

[IronMafia]

good to know

[Hendrich]

They have Harry Pothead and a long list of experinced and well-known players. I suggest to the other clans they shouldn't under-estimate this new clan of players, each one has thier own logical and tactical way of winning Tremulous. I should know. 

[Vortexx]

Good luck, Harry!  You know we still <3 you over at DRU, but hey, we don't scrim that often.  Just for the heck of it though, we oughta scrim some of your guys...even if only for the sake of padding your win count, lol.

Cool, now I know what [vR] stands for, lol.

[Harry Pothead]

Thanks, Vortexx.

[_Equilibrium_]

This is a good clan with good people, but the tag still doesn't make sense.

[Harry Pothead]

Welcome, Shade.

[Harry Pothead]

Welcome, Arch|Pyro.

[Vortexx]

Sheesh, Harry!  You're jackin' all my guys! 

<3

[Harry Pothead]

Welcome, Suvi.

[StevenM]

Your forums got owned btw, lots of pop ups.

[FreaK]

Your forums got owned btw, lots of pop ups.

was something with the host, only canada got effected but its fixed now.

[_Equilibrium_]

It's not fixed for me, and I don't live in Canada.

[FreaK]

It's not fixed for me, and I don't live in Canada.

hmm, ill look into it

[_Equilibrium_]

it's fine now.

[Harry Pothead]

Welcome, StevenM.

[FreaK]

new short url, other one is down http://vrclan.zor.org

[Harry Pothead]

A bit more info:
vrclan.co.cc url is back up

Also, our app info on our forums says applicants need 100% yes votes to get in. However, we can't expect all members to vote due to inactivity, so we accept applicants who have an arbitrarily high number of "yes" votes and no "no votes" within an arbitrary number of days.

Until we've decided a leadership system, our leaders are j-cool and FreaK, but I'm vying for leaderlessness or having several leaders (3 or more)

[Harry Pothead]

Welcome, Nystagmus.

[KamikOzzy]

It takes 100% yes? You have a crapload of people for having that policy.

[Kaine]

Hey, King made it under that policy... maybe you're just too unloveable to get in?

If you pay me, I'll be your public-relations guy.  As you know, I am well known and loved throughout the entirety of the "Tremulous Society."  People worship the ground I walk on, and bask in my flatulence.  This too could be yours, dear Ozzyshka, for a paltry sum of 6 blowjobs a week.  (You may take Sundays off.  Please understand, you're welcome to give more than that if you wish, this is just the minimum.)

Think about it.  This offer won't be on the table for long, so don't take too long!

[KamikOzzy]

I'm not sure I can spare the 12 minutes every week

And hey, I made it into Zubs under that system