Author Topic: funniest quote thread (Read 16863 times)

snb · « **on:** November 26, 2008, 03:59:30 am »

This thread will be dedicated to those every day quotes you find on this forum and any other. they can be new or old long or short. You can submit any number of them as well.

This is how the quote ranking system will work every few days I will up date a list of quotes that will be numbered 1-10. These quotes will be the quotes you will be voting for in the poll above. Once you have voted the top 2 will be featured. The other quotes will either not be featured at all or put aside in a "third world quote" spot (below the featured quotes).

FAQ:

Q:What will happen when we all vote for the first time? Wont the originally votes still be there for the next voting sessions?

A: I have enabled changing your vote and though this too is flawed I have also enabled a second vote in case some one is not here to take their vote away. ( by the way i suggest you vote for two differant things, you don't have to but it will make things easier.

Q: I have submitted quotes but they are not in the top ten queue!

A: they are right below the list and will be added the next voting round.

1:

Quote from: Annihilation on November 26, 2008, 03:21:48 am

Whereas before you sounded like an 11 year old on speed.

2:

Quote from: snb on November 26, 2008, 03:59:30 am

u m isn't that kind of self explanatory? ill go through it any way though, you can use your hardrive as the graphics card (well kind of i guess just a really crappy one, it will skip lag half life 2 for example that's why i had to buy a new graphics card since running things off of the hardrive doesn't work that well)so that's what i meant i only was saying one of my past experiences with having no graphics card

3:

Quote from: Kaleo on September 08, 2008, 11:07:55 pm

Damn, that's one hell of a reactor core.

OdinTanker you smexpots.

4:

Quote from: zeld on November 25, 2008, 08:09:22 pm

I suppose I was totally wrong, unless you're vcxzet and trying to confuse me.

Edit: Doh, you Are vcxzet.

5:

Quote from: player1

My tag is \m/3741. My other clanmates are \m/0r0n, \m/4r00n & \m/ini\m/3. If you see anyone else using our tag, TK them & decon their base, and curse at them loudly. I will provide our ips and GUIDs later. My dog's name is Joey. Ask me. I know.

6:

Quote from: FoXx

Maybe.. what I do know is that he's hornies with yarou.[endquote][newquote]

Then he is evil, and must be destroyed.

7:

Quote from: amine

Take a super-high voltage taser with you and shock the french people and then point and laugh and yell 'FRENCH FRIES!!'

8:

Quote from: Paradox on June 02, 2008, 11:35:47 pm

The best way to apologise is to not be a raging dickwad.

9:

Quote from: Death On Ice on November 26, 2008, 05:23:04 am

Congratulations on the improvement in your spelling. It's as if you went from fingerchomping retarded to fingerlicking good.
Then I saw the latest post in this thread, and bumped you back to toenailnomming bad.

10:

Quote from: KamikOzzy on November 26, 2008, 06:26:48 am

These dick suk quotez

QUEUE

Quote from: Kaine on November 26, 2008, 07:31:17 am

Quote from: Dante on November 04, 2008, 01:03:45 am
Yeah sorry, I'm not a fan. Your signature looks diseased.

Top Quotes:

Quotes That Didn't Make the Top 2.

Hendrich · « **Reply #1 on:** November 26, 2008, 04:06:32 am »

Ummm, interesting idea?

snb · « **Reply #2 on:** November 26, 2008, 04:47:46 am »

just two more till people can vote keep em coming

Death On Ice · « **Reply #3 on:** November 26, 2008, 05:23:04 am »

Congratulations on the improvement in your spelling. It's as if you went from fingerchomping retarded to fingerlicking good.
Then I saw the latest post in this thread, and bumped you back to toenailnomming bad.

KamikOzzy · « **Reply #4 on:** November 26, 2008, 06:26:48 am »

These dick suk quotez

snb · « **Reply #5 on:** November 26, 2008, 06:39:04 am »

That will do! Thanks!

Kaine · « **Reply #6 on:** November 26, 2008, 07:31:17 am »

Quote from: Dante on November 04, 2008, 01:03:45 am

Yeah sorry, I'm not a fan. Your signature looks diseased.

mooseberry · « **Reply #7 on:** November 26, 2008, 07:43:03 am »

It's really too bad n00b pl0x's account was deleted, so I can't just link you to his posts, or I'd have the top 100 best quotes.

snb · « **Reply #8 on:** November 26, 2008, 05:56:10 pm »

I will wait one more day before moving on to the next round of quotes

khalsa · « **Reply #9 on:** November 26, 2008, 10:09:27 pm »

http://qdb.mercenariesguild.net/1

Most of the quotes on the qdb are pretty funny though

Hendrich · « **Reply #10 on:** November 26, 2008, 10:15:33 pm »

Thanks Khalsa, those quotes just scarred me. I'll keep in mind to return the favor. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to barf over there about something else.

snb · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2008, 01:49:58 am »

I'm sorry I'm going to discontinue this thread, I am going away on congressional business and wont be able to maintain this thread, you are free to take my idea however. Im sorry I let you down, this project was too big for me.

Archangel · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2008, 02:10:43 am »

... Congressional?!

Death On Ice · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2008, 03:26:21 am »

Remember, he works for the SNB district...
They even gave him his own web browser! (if I remember correctly)

Kaleo · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2008, 08:23:50 am »

Quote from: Death On Ice on December 10, 2008, 03:26:21 am

Remember, he allegedly works for the SNB district...
They even allegedly gave him his own web browser! (if I remember correctly)

Fix'd.

Syntac · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2008, 09:36:05 pm »

Aw c'mon people, leave it. Even if he was lying about that stuff, who cares?

snb · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2008, 11:10:37 pm »

OK then how DO you say you are going to act as a jury in court with out actually saying "I'm going to act as a member of jury on the court" in English! For example if I'm really going to Port-au-Prince for business but I say "I'm going on a business trip." It looks like I said it wrong.

Quote from: Death On Ice on December 10, 2008, 03:26:21 am

Remember, he works for the SNB district...
They even gave him his own web browser! (if I remember correctly)

Also I don't work with cults.

Syntac · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2008, 11:22:21 pm »

You'd say something like "I have jury duty", if I interpreted your question correctly.

Death On Ice · « **Reply #18 on:** December 13, 2008, 05:30:49 pm »

Quote from: Death On Ice on December 10, 2008, 03:26:21 am

<sarcasm>Remember, he works for the SNB district...
They even gave him his own web browser! (if I remember correctly)</scarcasm>

Fix'd.

player1 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 13, 2008, 07:33:25 pm »

watch out for that "scarcasm"
it'll leave a mark

plasmagecko · « **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2009, 01:04:46 am »

Number 8 is awesome "The best way to apologise is to not be a raging dickwad."
definitely my favourite

lavacano201014 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 10, 2009, 04:18:56 am »

Apparently, this was good enough to be in a sig, so with egomania, I present:

Quote from: lavacano201014 on December 30, 2008, 11:35:45 pm

If you say one thing about torrents I will personally beat your crotch with a rusted rake.

Kaleo · « **Reply #22 on:** January 10, 2009, 05:55:06 am »

Raise the dead!

Or if you that simple, OMG FUKEN NEKROW!

lavacano201014 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 10, 2009, 05:50:54 pm »

Quote from: plasmagecko on January 10, 2009, 01:04:46 am

Number 8 is awesome "The best way to apologise is to not be a raging dickwad."
definitely my favourite

His fault.

marcuswargo · « **Reply #24 on:** January 17, 2009, 02:42:42 am »

i'm gonna say #'s 8 and 1.

player1 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 17, 2009, 05:17:09 am »

You, my friend, have an eye for the classics.

sleekslacker · « **Reply #26 on:** January 17, 2009, 08:58:33 am »

Quote from: snb on December 10, 2008, 01:49:58 am

I'm sorry I'm going to discontinue this thread, I am going away on congressional business and wont be able to maintain this thread, you are free to take my idea however. Im sorry I let you down, this project was too big for me.

You should put this entry in the next round

I'll be voting for it for sure oh yeah

cactusfrog · « **Reply #27 on:** January 17, 2009, 10:59:35 am »

i dont understand this quote whats funny about it

Quote

Quote from: snb on November 26, 2008, 03:59:30 AM
u m isn't that kind of self explanatory? ill go through it any way though, you can use your hardrive as the graphics card (well kind of i guess just a really crappy one, it will skip lag half life 2 for example that's why i had to buy a new graphics card since running things off of the hardrive doesn't work that well)so that's what i meant i only was saying one of my past experiences with having no graphics card

toastisgood · « **Reply #28 on:** January 17, 2009, 06:13:40 pm »

Quote from: lavacano201014 on January 10, 2009, 05:50:54 pm

Quote from: plasmagecko on January 10, 2009, 01:04:46 am
Number 8 is awesome "The best way to apologise is to not be a raging dickwad."
definitely my favourite

His fault.

I'm Sorry.

player1 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 18, 2009, 07:08:31 am »

toastisgood is back!

Where'd you go?

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