Tremulous Forum
Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Brax*[Thesloth] on February 15, 2009, 02:48:01 am
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1. Attempt to find the Armoury at you work.
2. You are afraid to go out on the pretense "I might get pounced" .
3. (This I did) Build an overmind :overmind: out of pool supplies at a public pool. (eg, Pool noodles, balls, and mats)
4. Start making ice sculptures on your lawn of a Tyrant attacking a couple of turrets.
5. Start looking for a pet Dragoon at pet shops (Until you get kicked out)
6. Make a Tyrant action figure.
Does anyone have any more of these ideas? ???
~Brax
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1. Get struck with terror when ever you have to reload anything (ie a stapler or glue gun).
2. Recognize every single relateable item outside of trem such as street names being the same as your friend's ingame name.
3. Make the reinforcements have arrived sound when you put a helmet on for a bike ride.
4. Own a tremulous t-shirt.
5. Use gamer terminology that you use in trem outside of trem (such as noob/lagger/camper)
6. Everytime you hear the term "camping" or "camper" on the sports channel you want to punch the T.V. and scream "GTFO and rush!"
There, this thread seems pointless but might as well input.
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There was such a thread before, and if my memory and arrogance serves correctly, I rocked that shit.
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Are we supposed to add to the list where the last guy left off or are we supposed to start our own individual list?.. Meh, you figure it out.
1. Try to use a medikit in a fist fight.
2. Try to use a clothes bind in front of your dresser in the morning.
3. Blame you losing the aforementioned fist fight on "lag."
4. Starship Troopers is your favorite movie of all time.
5. Call your Mom/Roommate a "noob builder" for putting an air freshener/vase/candle on the floor.
6. Say "lol" out loud.
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pass out on the floor and die from a massive hart attack from playing 77 hours strait.
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look above the door whenever you go into or out of a room
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when you make a thread entitled: You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you..........
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whenever someone yawns or a cow is nearby you shout to the nearest person: "why u feed them goon noob >:("
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..everytime I see The Osbournes on MTV it reminds me of KamikOzzy.. :-\
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..but are people reminded of the Osbournes when they see KamikOzzy?
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Change the thread title to "You know you have been playing Tremulous too much when you.........."
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Change the thread title to "You know you have been playing Tremulous too much when you.........."
You know you have been playing Tremulous too much when you nitpick over the title of a thread "You know you have been playing Tremulous too long when you ........"
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"You know you have been playing Tremulous too long when you ........"
1. Get a new PC just to play Tremulous (Ditched my old P2 and bought a P3 for $1000)
2. Play 18 hours straight while drinking beer
3. Let down an opportunity to 1UP your wife/girlfriend/whomever just to play Tremulous
4. Beat up your roommate for camping too much
5. Corner camped in the hall waiting for the last human to come for about 2 hours
6. When tired and missed something you make an excuse saying that you lagged
7. Throw your mouse out the window when you lose
8. Compare it to every game you have/play
9. Start yelling out "Campers!!!!1111!" when playing football
10. Nitpick on a guy who was nitpicking on the nitpicker who nitpicked the thread starter.
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whenever someone achieves something that you dont u call him a hakr :#
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You bought a P3 for $1000 to play Tremulous. You know, most P3 boxen are closer to the $100 mark at the time Tremulous was released. You must have been pretty damn desperate for a trem fix...
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You know you've been playing Trem too much when you preface lines in IRC with "t". ;)
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You know you've been playing Trem too much when you have over 2000 posts on this forum (http://tremulous.net/forum/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0).
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You know you've been playing Trem too much when your actually part of the dev team that made it.
Its not rude because its true.
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You know you've been playing Trem too much when you have over 2000 posts on this forum (http://tremulous.net/forum/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0).
Woohoo, I'm in the top 50 \0/
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You know you've been playing Trem too much when your actually part of the dev team that made it.
Its not rude because its true.
Hey that's me!
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You know you've been playing Trem too much when you have over 2000 posts on this forum (http://tremulous.net/forum/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0).
Woohoo, I'm in the top 50 \0/
<-- Ninth highest spammer :D
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when you start speaking in l33t...
thats the general internet... but trems the only place i shout HAXORZ, and tell everyone that im in with luff their mums..
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You know you've played too much Tremulous when:
You try and alt-enter out of all other games.
You're trained to always type the word "percent" instead of %.
You try and /quit out of Trillian.
You get suspended from school and show up the next day with a new GUID.
You have a now intrinsic fear of pushing 'e' around any vital structure in any game.
You think that bike helmets that only cover part of your head are completely sufficient in stopping direct impact to the skull.
It's late enough you don't know if you're speccing or dretching, and don't really care.
You've tried to execute commands beginning with ! in other consoles.
You know the only reason everyone in the real world isn't flying around with jetpacks right now is because we haven't gotten enough kills for stage 2.
You begin to associate the word "reinforcement" with a technology upgrade.
You say "C'mon!" in any context, and expect everyone to understand your meaning.
You've pressed a key for a /say bind or /name bind while in another application, briefly expecting it to work.
You notice players' names appearing elsewhere, irl. (my town has a King Street, a Green Street, an Ann Street, and I kept typing "Am|nE" instead of "amine" in my science paper.)
You're always asking WoW players if they're Orc.
You've researched at least 3 products or places bearing the name "granger," for no apparent reason.
A bug crawls across your screen, and you attempt to aim at it with the cursor.
The first thing that pops into your mind when you hear the word "Risk" isn't the board game, it's a basilisk.
when you now type two apostrophes instead of quotes.
You use "never" and "1.2" interchangeably.
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You're always asking WoW players if they're Orc.
I don't quite get that one.
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so much of that is absolute truth. <3
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i swear i have seen this before or i could have dreamed it and thought it was reality.
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I do a 90 percent of the ozzy's list
My littl addition:
when you start with ''t'' all the lines of a text and figure out when you finish of type it, or in a chat when you read the log :P
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i swear i have seen this before or i could have dreamed it and thought it was reality.
There was such a thread before, and if my memory and arrogance serves correctly, I rocked that shit.
All mine were posted in the last thread: here's some new shit:
When you have to jump a long distance, you turn sideways as you do it.
When you set things down with just the tip of the object on your desk, and expect it to stay there.
When you get hurt, you go stand next to the biggest guy you can find in order to heal faster.
You laugh in your physics teacher's face when he tells you how powerful tesla coils are.
When your city announces the upcoming construction of several roads and bridges, you worry about how much BP is left.
A swarm of bees chases you, and you crouch to avoid getting killed by them.
You ask a returning marine how many kills he got at war, and then laugh at him for not getting 100 for every 20 minutes he was deployed.
You notice the birth rate is decreasing in some country, and wonder who's standing on their spawns.
Your favorite part about Mario Kart is that Lakitu is always there to save you from lava.
You consider people in the restaurant to be traitors if they use a fork.
You're mad that the Student Governing Association at your college has the nerve to call themselves SGA.
http://www.cporyobi.com/products/zrry10532.html?ref=nextagzrry10532 < Instead of seeing a deal, you see a 9.95 ripoff.
maybe more later, gtg to class.
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You try and alt-enter out of all other games.
works sometimes :p
You try and /quit out of Trillian.
works in pidgin :D
A bug crawls across your screen, and you attempt to aim at it with the cursor.
did that with a spider once
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Whenever someone mentions something even slightly sounding like trem or someone on trem, you do this.
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k320/amz181/dog.gif)
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You know you've played too much Tremulous when:
You get suspended from school and show up the next day with a new GUID.
You know the only reason everyone in the real world isn't flying around with jetpacks right now is because we haven't gotten enough kills for stage 2.
You say "C'mon!" in any context, and expect everyone to understand your meaning.
You use "never" and "1.2" interchangeably.
When your city announces the upcoming construction of several roads and bridges, you worry about how much BP is left.
You notice the birth rate is decreasing in some country, and wonder who's standing on their spawns.
You consider people in the restaurant to be traitors if they use a fork.
You ask a returning marine how many kills he got at war, and then laugh at him for not getting 100 for every 20 minutes he was deployed.
IMO the best ones so far ;D ;D ;D
Golden Lulz. (sounds like a breakfast cereal.)
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1. You read the offtopic section
2. You have more posts than some of the devs.
Damn that is depressing me. :-[
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When you keep returning to the Tremulous forum while you have stopped playing a long time ago :P
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Why is this even in the off-topic section? IT'S PERFECTLY RELATED!
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When you keep returning to the Tremulous forum while you have stopped playing a long time ago :P
+1
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when they talk about a 3rd world countries leader bieng a tyrant, you hide in the closet with a pump action shotgun
when you try to respawn after getting the crap beaten out of you
when 1337 is your second language
when you mix baking soda and vinegar, and think you built an acid tube
when you put on a helmet, you try to find the HUD radar
scream lag when the power goes out
when you try to mod your microwave
when you pick up a toaster, go to your neighbor and tell him to give you all his money or youll blast him with your lucifer cannon
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when 1337 is your second language
1/\/|)33|)! :D
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lol
when you MADE the game and still play it
when you see a spider, pull out a broom and say "suck my pulse rifle" and try to shoot it.
when you play LAN alone
when you play wow and this in side by side panels
when you bought a top of the line dell XPS to play trem
when someone talks about earthquakes, you tell them to stop complaining or get off the thermal map
you tell your mom to stop camping so you can get by
you still live with your mom, and your 40, and whenever shes gone you check the door for lisks
you live in your own basement, and have a fully functional luci
you locked the mailman in the closet thinking he was an adv granger trying to spawn an egg in your mailbox
you have trem on a laptop
you talk in chat (teamspeak, whisper, all etc.)
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You know you've played too much Tremulous when:
- you are late at school/work and you blame the lag
- you only walk straight because you are scared to turn around the corner
- your schoolmate/colleague takes good marks/gets promotion and you call a vote to kick him because of "h4x!"
- you throw a gren in your room thinking there is no sudden death..
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twhat are you guys talking about?
tI dont play too much tremulous!
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twhat are you guys talking about?
tI dont play too much tremulous!
God. I do that a lot on MSN when I'm multitasking.
Bloody annoying, I'll tell you.
You know you've played too much Trem when you go to the grocery store and try to sell something to them before buying your food.
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when you play wow and this in side by side panels
Been there, done that.
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when you see and reply to this thread once more;:// :police:
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You know you've played too much Trem when you go to the grocery store and try to sell something to them before buying your food.
Hahaha!
You were scared to vote in 2008 because the clocks might get fucked up.
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LOL.
You tried to denybuild a wasp because it was building hives in your house.
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LOL.
You tried to denybuild a wasp because it was building hives in your house.
lol
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You know you've played Tremulous too much when..
You think you failed a test because you forgot to turn on cl_allowdownload when you were in class.
You had sex with your overmind plushie.
You have an overmind plushie.
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when you make tremulous related toys
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when you own a tin-foil "battlesuit"
when you locked your baby in the basement cause he looked like a dretch going for a headbite
when you go in the bathroom, tell everyone to leave, stand in the middle, strip naked, and try to evolve
when you kill spiders with a rocket launcher at point blank because friendly fire is turned off
when you blame your friends death on a code error
when you space and people look at you see "error: server disconnected" (i did this one)
when you build a fully functional repeater, but forget a reactor, and shoot the dog
when the dog kicks the cord while you are playing, and you think of suicide.
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This thread is quickly going downhill. ::)
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yep. i agree kinda but one more
You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you (http://www.untoldentertainment.com/blog/img/2008_08_24/headexplode.jpg)
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LMAO yours suck so bad that they're fucking hilarious.
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You know you've been frequenting the Tremulous.net forums too much when you started work on the Third Race.
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This thread is now down the hill, across the street, and in the store. end it :dragoon:
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You know you've been playing Tremulous too much when you start to hate threads like these.
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When you make the forums pink because someone on the forums wanted it.
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hahaha damn you! I'm now too embarrassed to check the forums in class >.>
It made me laugh at least :D
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they changed the forums cos of my granger story , and you all know it!!!!
you know youve played trem to much when you make comics using smileys
:advmarauder: :turret: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant:
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you know you've played tremulous too long when you look in the mirror and see :human:
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You know you've played tremulous too long when you can recall your GUID easier than your SSN.
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You know you've been playing Tremulous for too long when, while passing the puck to your teammate, you shoot ahead of him trying to compensate for the lag.
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(http://fc14.deviantart.com/fs25/f/2008/169/a/b/Dretch_Stormed_Episode_3_by_djsonik.png)
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rofl! that is awesome!
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wow... i think i just... oh god- (http://home.comcast.net/~zombiephilia/images/dawn%20exploding%20head.jpg)
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you know you have been on the trem forums to long when you type forum instead of of from.
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You know you have been playing Tremulous too long when you go to your T.V. and the news is on with reports of a girl being raped, but you laugh.
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hey wow, didn't expect it to grow that fast,
ummmmm, Please number you additions to the thread.
Brax*[TheSloth] :advmarauder:
What ws that? somethings itching me,
What was that? are You glitching me
what is that are those users I see
I think my servers running,
Oh my word
This is wonderful
second third W00T my servers full
What a nerd I'm beginning to BEEEEEEEE :D :D :D
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You know you have been playing Tremulous too long when you go to your T.V. and the news is on with reports of a girl being raped, but you laugh.
that could also mean youre the sick bastard who did it
youve been playing tremulous too long if you haven't started playing AVP2 again
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you know you have been playing tremulous to long when you shoot your ak47 at a wall and wonder why the built holes don't disappear
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you know you have been playing tremulous to long when you shoot your ak47 at a wall
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You know you've been playing Tremulous too long when you use a laptop to play Tremulous before actually getting out of bed.
I've played Tremulous in bed before, but it's too hard to use the computer successfully and my mouse kept getting caught, so I had to get up. :-[
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you know you have been playing tremulous to long when you shoot your ak47 at a wall
you know you have been playing tremulous to long when you have an ak47
;D
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poly ticks
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poly ticks
Yes, quite.
...you know you've been playing Tremulous too long when you refer to the politicians you like as "gwangers," and the ones you don't as "jettards."
Now go away, you dang jettardies.
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You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you get sick and tired of it, quit for 3 weeks then come back after you realized all the other free FPS games in the Internetz aren't as good as Tremulous.
Repeat.
???
PROFIT!
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You look for the medi and armoury in all other games.
You see red and blue dots in front of your eyes after playing aliens too long (Few times :D )
Try to luci jump in all other games. (Sometimes this works, often not.)
You find yourself constantly being slaughtered in fps because when covering your angles, you don't aim at any humans, because "obviously" their on your team.
You dream about improving your pounce.
When you are about to die, you hope the spawn queue isn't filled up.
You expect people in other games to be cool, nice, talkative players. (Try going into a random CSS server and starting up a conversation with someone.)
I think we all know those we can't think of right now. We've all played wayyy to much, and will keep playing.
<3 Tremulous
<3 All you fools who keep on truckin
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..when you get into an argument with your wife, you crouch to minimize the damage.
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..when you get into an argument with your wife, you crouch to minimize the damage.
but makes it easier for her to do a head bite :P
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..when you get into an argument with your wife, you crouch to minimize the damage.
Or you can pounce the reactor after the ambush to minimize the after effect of the attack.
Works for me, every time. ;)
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..when you get into an argument with your wife, you crouch to minimize the damage.
but makes it easier for her to do a head bite :P
You know you've been playing Tremulous too long when you marry a dretch.
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..when you get into an argument with your wife, you crouch to minimize the damage.
but makes it easier for her to do a head bite :P
You know you've been playing Tremulous too long when you marry a dretch.
You know you've been playing Tremulous too long when you marry a dretch that you created using evil scientific means in your basement laboratory.
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you know you have been playing tremulous to long when something scares you and you try to use your medkit
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"You know you have been playing Tremulous too long when you ........"
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3. Let down an opportunity to 1UP your wife/girlfriend/whomever just to play Tremulous
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People who do this deserve to die.
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all i can say is you played trem to long if you think avp2 is based of trem. srsly... i love avp2. wallwalking, headbite, pounce hmmmm. i wont say anything copywrite infringement.
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all i can say is you played trem to long if you think avp2 is based of trem. srsly... i love avp2. wallwalking, headbite, pounce hmmmm. i wont say anything copywrite infringement.
No, that happens when you play avp2 too much(just like you).
YOu know you have been playing Tremulous too long when you use the Trem Source code to learn C (off course, with a guide and help)
I did that, and it feels so good to have done it.
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...and every program you write thereafter has grangers and headbites.
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you expect cute green colored aliens that goes grwwwwwwwwwwwwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh at every alien related movie you see xD
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all i can say is you played trem to long if you think avp2 is based of trem. srsly... i love avp2. wallwalking, headbite, pounce hmmmm. i wont say anything copywrite infringement.
AvP2, fuck yeah! The single player was great, but it shines on multiplayer (Survivor ftw). But as far as anyone is concerned, Trem's inspiration came off Gloom, and Gloom was inspired by AvP. You can't really copyright pounce, headbite, etc, and all those games play totally differently from each other.
Its like saying "Fable is a fork off the Elder Scrolls series, copyright infringement ZOMG lulz". Yeah, it borrows elements from Elder Scrolls, but it doesn't mean it ripped off Elder Scrolls, both games are totally different from each other.
you expect cute green colored aliens that goes grwwwwwwwwwwwwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh at every alien related movie you see xD
I was disappointed with the Yoshi. :(
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does yoshi go grrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh hhhhh :o ?
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does yoshi go grrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh hhhhh :o ?
Yes.
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but he cant climb walls and spit blobs ok :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:
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Hell, even I can climb walls and spit blobs.
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You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you write admin instead of atom on a chemistry test.
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4. Own a tremulous t-shirt.
ozzy falls into this category
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4. Own a tremulous t-shirt.
ozzy falls into this category
So does Odin.
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i do too yo
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You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you are convinced that somewhere, somehow, there's a Basilisk who's going to get you.
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You know when youve been playing tremulous too long when you ask for a khalsa cola :-\
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...the fuck? xD
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You know you have been playing tremulous too long when you:
in a movie, when the helicopter pilot keeps shooting a couple of centimetres behind the hero to 'AIM AHEAD, HE IS LAGGING!' (I did this one at the new wolverine movie and thought I would add it)
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i still think youve been playing too long if you watch an aliens movie, and is pissed cos somebody hacked the drone for headbite
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i still think youve been playing too long if you watch an aliens movie, and is pissed cos somebody hacked the drone for headbite
I ROFLED SO HARD!! I get really passionate about my television/movies so I would be like: 'FUCKING HAXOR!!!' And punch the screen.
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...feel like switching from unlagged to lagged when you stand up from your computer chair, yes. Feeling... like you completely miss the point of happening, chasing spaghetti on the plate as if it was a dretch in the tunnel with a fork instead of your trusty MD, and, for sure, never hitting it, making you roar "Darn m*f*r! I'll gotcha you next time!"
P.S. BTW who can sound like a granger purr? Maybe someone posts a .wav sample of his attempt :P
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lol'd so fucking hard and I don't even know what it was about.
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subconsciously trim your hedge into a shape of a granger.
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(By the way, the KhalsaCola thing was introduced in my map, spacetracks-beta1. Go play it.)
You know you've been playing Tremulous too much...
When you see a beautiful building and wonder how the polycount would affect gameplay.
When you cut yourself and expect to see fuzzy red blobs the size of dinner plates pop out of your finger. (OWWWY PAPERCUT)
When you bring turrets whenever you go out to the hammock
When you think your 'fridge is an armory and try to get a shotgun instead of a soda.
When you recoil in fear because the light-fixture on the ceiling looks like an egg
When you try to turn the gamma up in a darkened room.
When you avoid going near any rotating objects for fear that they will zap you.
When the fat pastor at church comes out wearing blue robes you scream, "THE OVERMIND IS WAAAAAAAAAITING!" and run out of the building.
When you run into a wall and think you forgot to press C.
When you expect to be able to jump onto a tiny guardrail and dance along it while maintaining your balance.
When you expect to be able to jump twenty feet and shrug off a little damage.
When you are terrified of passing the hallway main-air intake for the furnace.
When you hear a baby bear scream at the zoo, you think "ALIENS!" and run.
When someone organizes their house badly, you think, "They should denybuild this guy".
When your mother kicks you off the computer, you take the CPU tower and move it somewhere else and rebuild your 'base' elsewhere in the house.
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When your mother kicks you off the computer, you take the CPU tower and move it somewhere else and rebuild your 'base' elsewhere in the house.
I use a laptop, is this like having a mobile OM/RC?
Also, if you have more than one computer are you guilty of eggspam?
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I thought I was pretty good in this thread, but supertanker just proved himself champion. :)
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When you take a break and after some days you FEEL the obligation to come back, just like the crack
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I thought I was pretty good in this thread, but supertanker just proved himself champion. :)
Hes good at everything, the asshole.
But anyway,
youve been playing trem too long when you try to evolve on quake live :(
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You know you've been playing Tremulous too much when you call chickens eggcampers.
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you know when you 've been playing tremulous to long when....
you run into doors because you think they all open automatically
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tYou know you've been playing Tremulous too long...
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Hes good at everything, the asshole.
But there's one thing I'm not good at...staying away from Tremulous! D:
You know you've been playing Tremulous too long when...
You think it's fun to use an ASCII library to play Tremulous and render it in ASCII.
You get upset with your local supermarket because--alas--they have no Trembru, KhalsaCola, Grangarade, Goon Melts, or Granger Patties.
You open the alien .md3 files and add genitals and assign each species a particular sex.
You don't like going on picnics because every time you set up the tablecloth in the middle of the field you think "Damn, it's exposed to snipers"
You find it funny to troll the trolls.
You think it's great playing Tremulous at 15FPS on an older laptop.
You find absolutely nothing wrong with Transit's framerate.
You whine and cry when ATCS isn't in the map rotation every other map.
You hear a cat yowling while creating stuff in GTKRadiant and immediately turn on every light in the house while wondering "Damnit why can't I switch to my blaster?"
You try positioning trappers and tubes at the front porch to get rid of those door-to-door salesmen and Mormon preachers.
You won't go anywhere without a teammate.
You expect your teammate to shoot you in the back at all times.
You imagine yourself !admintest'ing at various random times during your day just to show off to your co-workers.
You wake up at midnight JUST to log onto the Tremulous forums
You wonder if someone can code an AJAX/DHTML Tremulous client.
You go to the hardware store and try to buy a ckit to fix that drafty window.
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...thought about refurbishing your house but you don't want to take the risk because you don't know when Sudden Death starts.
...peel a boiled egg from bottom because that's where its hitbox is.
...hear that there are cockroaches in you house so you check your wallet and go shopping if you had at least 450$.
...go mad when shopkeeper says that you won't get more airsoft bullets for free.
...launch you chainsaw and run towards a wasp nest... :o Do not try this at home!
...offer your service to a power plant about securing the reactor and also mention that you have 3 years of experience of different base layouts.
...walk around corners checking all walls just in case.
...don't want to eat the shrimps in you dish because it must be poisoned.
/me runs away
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Re: You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you..........
http://www.triplexalliance.org/entl/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?496
:D
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You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you..........
Are still a believer that Tremulous 1.2 will come out.
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No, people who have been playing Tremulous too long know that it will never come out. ;)
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See a troll whilst watching "Lord of the Rings" and automatically I come to mind.
Fucking pervert.
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hi ???
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You do a project on Poland and make claims that they have shitty builders.
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When you think that Marazion is some kind of marauder refuge.
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When you keep on pressing T to initiate chat when you dont need to :(
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You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you..........
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when you start seeing blue dots every where!
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I do a 90 percent of the ozzy's list
My littl addition:
when you start with ''t'' all the lines of a text and figure out when you finish of type it, or in a chat when you read the log :P
So true.. I do that all the time in MySpace..
..after playing Tremulous though.
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I only have that in about every single online game...
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You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you hear about a woman getting raped on the news, and actually chuckle and say to yourself, "Hehe, she should've had better defenses covering her spawnpoint."
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You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you hear about a woman getting raped on the news, and actually chuckle and say to yourself, "Hehe, she should've had better defenses covering her spawnpoint."
No that just means your kaine or mentally ill, wait.. is there even a difference?
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You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you hear about a woman getting raped on the news, and say to yourself, "Hehe, she should've had better defenses covering her spawnpoint."
SNDM Inc. does not condone rape in any way. So I edited it fer you :)
But t'was witty ;D
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You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you hear about a woman getting raped on the news, and actually chuckle and say to yourself, "Hehe, she should've had better defenses covering her spawnpoint."
i only just realised this one
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You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you hear about a woman getting raped on the news, and actually chuckle and say to yourself, "Hehe, she should've had better defenses covering her spawnpoint."
i only just realised this one
Someone taught you about that one? :police:
Also, this isn't directly related but, I think there is really only about 75-150 people who ever play tremulous. Everyone else you think you see is just one of those aforementioned people playing under various aliases. It's true! 8)
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You know you have been playing tremulous too long when you...
Stop getting annoyed at ArchAngel's posts.
think birds must use hacks to fly.
watch CSI and wonder why everyone is so concerned about someone dying.
light a match and walk very very slowly with it, as carerful not to toast yourself.
go into a new room and leave again, because you forgot to turn cl_allowdownload 1 on.
while playing soccer, you scream "C'mon!", and expect someone to pass you the ball.
Hear about a terrorist attack and laugh, because they couldn't escape their own grenade.
get sick and go to the doctors/hospital, and look everywhere for the medi.
go to eat something, and wonder why you don't bite it just because it is in range.
Hear about people in poverty and assume their base got destroyed during SD.
think farms are all modded to have so much BP for their plants.
stay alive so long your human model starves.
find your girlfriend sexier when she wears green.
walk into a garden and expect to hear running water, even though there is none.
go to the museum of natural history and scream 'RANT, RUN!' at the t-rex skeleton.
have no spawns left and teabag your teammates in hopes of reproducing a builder.
Think all cross-country runners are hackers because they don't run out of stamina.
go to a debate and try to /callvote poll the audience.
Go to the chemist and ask for a medkit.
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You know you have been playing tremulous too long when you...
Stop getting annoyed at ArchAngel's posts.
That one is more of a forum issue. You know if you have been on the forums too long.
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only the true forum warrior excludes the trolls and the semi-trolls :angel:
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good work frazzler.
I laughed almost uncontrollably at the first half and the others were funny too!
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You know you have been tremulous too long when...
You tell construction workers they could have that skyscraper finished in minutes if they would trade in their tools for adv_ckits.
The power goes out and you try to find your RC so you can repair it.
You play 'Spore' and search for tremulous maps in the galaxy.
You are confronted with a bully and try to /callvote kick -r 'OMGWTFBBQ HAXOR AIMBOT NEWB!'
You think Niveus is a balanced map.
You kill your teammates even though Friendly Fire is off ??? :o
You fail your maths exam and blame it on lag.
You don't care what university you go to, as long as they have wireless ADSL2+.
You find hovels effective.
You tell people their thread has been posted before and get angry when people post in old threads.
You find hovels effective.
You can't wait for 2.0.
You think hovels are effective.
Need I say more?
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No.
You have my approval to be quiet.
Niveus is an awesome map.
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No.
You have my approval to be quiet.
Niveus is an awesome map.
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Awesome, yes, balanced?...
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I think it's balanced. I've had some of the most fun games ever on it. <3 Karith too.
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I think it's balanced. I've had some of the most fun games ever on it. <3 Karith too.
S3, BSuit with Chaingun
Niveus is the place to be.
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You know you have been playing tremulous WAAAAAAAAAY to long when you finally decide to listen to the shit frazzler (http://www.britishfooddirect.com/images/27-89-walk-frazzler.jpg) spouts, and actually care enough to take the time to flame his sorry ass.
PS: Get fucked, Niveus owns.
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You tell construction workers they could have that skyscraper finished in minutes if they would trade in their tools for adv_ckits.
The power goes out and you try to find your RC so you can repair it.
You play 'Spore' and search for tremulous maps in the galaxy.
You are confronted with a bully and try to /callvote kick -r 'OMGWTFBBQ HAXOR AIMBOT NEWB!'
You think Niveus is a balanced map.
You kill your teammates even though Friendly Fire is off ??? :o
You fail your maths exam and blame it on lag.
You don't care what university you go to, as long as they have wireless ADSL2+.
You find hovels effective.
You tell people their thread has been posted before and get angry when people post in old threads.
You find hovels effective.
You can't wait for 2.0.
You think hovels are effective.
THat is the list of the ones that ain't true
But the ones that SERIOUSLY suck are:
You can't wait for 2.0.
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You think Niveus is a balanced map.
What about–
You've been playing Tremulous too long Niveus has become a balanced map.
It's true. It's balanced because the Aliens, which are pretty OP, start in a very undesirable position and must move at the very start of the game to have any chance of surviving. The map is a true test for pro Trem players.
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/callvote kick Ms. Pine -r fucking cunt -r not passing me in spanish
!passvote
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Well, if your on the alien team, and have more than 5 folk then usually 3 of them go off and harry the enemy and make them think coming after them is a bad, bad idea.
2 of the aliens move the base.
A team of good aliens (as opposed to a good team of humans) can get this done without feeding the humans.
Then things even out a bit, and if they arent retarded the humans run sorties and get a few kills.
Love that map. And its a pretty good size, egghunts are mercifully rare.
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Now Transit, there's a map to make me shudder.
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Its a nice map, but the lack of clearly defined bases is both a good and a bad thing to me.
But the egghunts... Oh God the egghunts...
I havent played it in yonks.
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I LOVE UNCREATION
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Its a nice map, but the lack of clearly defined bases is both a good and a bad thing to me.
But the egghunts... Oh God the egghunts...
I havent played it in yonks.
Egghunt + single digit fps + glitched so you can build outside the map in several locations = epic fail.
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Its a nice map, but the lack of clearly defined bases is both a good and a bad thing to me.
But the egghunts... Oh God the egghunts...
I havent played it in yonks.
I like Transit for its variety. And I have seen some amazing comebacks from both Human and Alien teams. And also some very wierd hidden OMs and eggs in those structures above the train. There are some spots at which you almost can't recognize an egg hidden there. Even with radar enabled you have to pin point it or you will mistake the blip on your screen for an alien hiding.
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transit r ghey remve it plz
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I'm not a big fan of uncreation or transit.
*topic subject morph*
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transit is my least favorite map! uncreation looks cool! but gameplay i hate and not easy too see things
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I somewhat enjoy egghunts. :-X
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You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when ....
something in my room smells like its burning
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By the wisps of smoke rolling out your ears, I would say its your brain.
/*end condorcam
Uncreation, well, I have to agree, thats a bit gnarly, looks good, but Ive never really enjoyed playing on it.
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You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you..........
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You know you have been playing tremulous WAAAAAAAAAY to long when you finally decide to listen to the shit frazzler (http://www.britishfooddirect.com/images/27-89-walk-frazzler.jpg) spouts, and actually care enough to take the time to flame his sorry ass.
PS: Get fucked, Niveus owns.
Coming from the forums most famous troll, I really couldn't give a shit what YOU say. See, I actually had the brain capability to think of some 'playing tremulou too long's', rather than flame and troll the thread. So how about, you go and think of something reasonable to say, come back to me, fail, then think again, then come back again, mmkay?
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(vcxzet, tehOen?)
Yeah, this topic got a minor de-rail :)
But seriously:
You know youve been playing tremulous too long when you can think of ANY more of these :)
("You think youre a man" Full Frontal - TUNE!!!!)
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You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you:
...can no longer tolerate sitting through all 100 minutes of Tomb Raider. Rather than the lucious lips and huge tits of our beloved Angelina Jolie, all you can see is that infamous skinheaded dutchie bastard.
...find yourself raging that the other FPS games you play won't let you customize your binds.
...ragequit out of half-life because "The fucking chaingun doesn't have knockback anymore. Screw that."
...get overly excited that Halo has scopes on more than one weapon.
...associate the word "Dragoon" with the word "Dragon." Seriously, what the fuck is up with that?
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@Frazzler: Flattering me won't get you anywhere.
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You know you have been playing Tremulous too long when you:
-Wonder wtf is happening when you can't zap anyone with your adv mara, only to realize that were actually a normal mara. :(
-Play a long game on alien team, join humans next round, and don't recognize the dragoon around the corner as a threat until it chomps your head off.
-Spec someone and try to use the medkit when they have low hp.
-Walk into a real life courtyard and look up for jetcampers
-Think you are a dretch when you are actually a goon, and look-bite at humans instead of chomping them. (this only happens when i'm REALLY tired)
there are more, but they all run along the same lines as the above
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@riderrocker:
Trey're not as funny as the other ones but they're soooo true ;).
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..when you make a topic about this..
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..when you make a topic about this..
QFT
I wonder how many there have been...
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You know you've played tremulous too long when your girlfriend asks if you want to role play and you ask "Sure,do You have a granger costume?"
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When you remember when Pulses were good.
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When you shoot spiders 5 times to make sure they are dead.
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You know you have been playing Tremulous too long when you.....
....can easily come up with multiple responses to this thread
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When you think cat purrs sound like grangers, instead of grangers sound like cat purrs.
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When you remember before your clanmates hit puberty.
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ouch bastard.... ouch. i see how it is.
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<3
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....when you are capable of ignoring the grammatical errors in the subject line. :o
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Get emo finding out n00b pl0x is unbanned.
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have had a longer relationship with your human army man (tremulous marine) than the boyfriend who introduced you to Tremulous ^^
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when you haven't seen someone online in a year and you still consider them an active player.
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When your clan forums are set as your homepage -Twofacedrat
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When you remember when Pulses were good.
When you remember when Marauders were untouchable. ;) (I know you know what I mean!)
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When your clan forums are set as your homepage -Twofacedrat
i lol'd
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When you remember when Pulses were good.
When you remember when Marauders were untouchable. ;) (I know you know what I mean!)
True so True, I remember when taking a bsuit was easy in the vicinity of the human base.
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When a teacher gives you a test and you hold up your arm yelling "COME ON!" over and over again.
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When you're on IM and it says 'so-and-so is typing' and you glance at at and think it says 'so-and-so has high ping'
When you try to loan some money to a friend and go /share
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when u shit on a girls chest and say to her "they r grangar eggs"
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when u shit on a girls chest and say to her "they r grangar eggs"
LOLWUT?
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...
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When you remortgage your house to pay for plastic surgery for your girlfriend, so that she looks more like a granger.
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when u shit on a girls chest and say to her "they r grangar eggs"
When you think shit like this is funny. Everyone knows granger eggs are ejaculated into the ears.
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When someone bumps into you at school and you yell: 'don't block, you idiot'
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When someone bumps into you at school and you yell: 'don't block, you idiot'
You do that? Usually I just yell "COME ON!"
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lol, yeah. Today I realized that I was flicking my head from side to side when I strafe jumped. It must have looked funny
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When you get hurt and ask where the Medi pad is cause you've already used your Medi pack.
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You attempt to drop a grenade when you walk into a messy room.
You scream 'Admin Abuse' when you get arrested.
You try and /callvote map atcs whenever you are somewhere boring.
When someone threatens to punch you, you try and jump on the walls then jump on top of their head.
When someone is trying to punch you, you just stand there, looking about half a meter above their head.
Whenever you break a table leg, you try and right click to fix it.
On the other hand, you have been playing urban terror too much when you try and slide in tremulous (I do this all the time, and constantly get killed).
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When you make fun of everyone in your classroom and when you're pissed off you remove the professor's desk.
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You know you have been playing tremulous too long when you entire dictionary of insults is reduced to faggot.
Luckily i have not entered this chasm of no return.
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You know you have been playing tremulous too long when you entire dictionary of insults is reduced to faggot.
Luckily i have not entered this chasm of no return.
Heroine got you first.
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Heroine
Wonder Woman?
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Heroine
Wonder Woman?
Is that your mom?
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when faggots quote themselves on the damn forums
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when faggots quote themselves on the damn forums
nice 1
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when faggots quote themselves on the damn forums
nice 1
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When you have become sufficiently proficient in using the Tremulous forums that you can quote yourself sixteen times within one second?
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When two brothers troll on the forum at the same time while jacking each others.
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..when you wake up to play Tremulous in the middle of the night :>
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When you use ":>" in every single one of your posts.
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When you post in this very Thread.
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When you remember the battlesuit bug.
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That's not *that* old is it. Is it? :-\ I remember many crawling bsuits eating me back in the day.
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... saw the day the clans section was created.
... are undefeated in a clan war for 3 years and you are still hanging around waiting for people to get skilled enough for you to make a comeback.
Sigh...
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That's not *that* old is it. Is it? :-\ I remember many crawling bsuits eating me back in the day.
I can truly say I was actually scared when that first happnened to me.
I have laughed and guffawed through most horrors and stupid stuff like that.
But when I saw a bsuit leap through the air towards me and crawl around on the floor like a rapid zombie. I knew phear.
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Resident Evil ???
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...fumble for your mass driver when you see a spider.
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When Helicks says I say smile to much
:>
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i was driving the other day and i saw a blue dot (from the suns rays or something) in the corner of my eye, i looked over really quick and almost turned off the road, haha.
-this was like aliens radar for humans being the blue dot
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bg you fail sir
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When I realized I was holding down my wallwalk hotkey while playing another FPS
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When I realized I was holding down my wallwalk hotkey while playing another FPS
Dammit, why am I crouching- OH YEAH!
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When I realized I was holding down my wallwalk hotkey while playing another FPS
Done that before, got annoying cause i kept trying to wallwalk and i wasn't going anywhere then i was like "Oh, Wait, This isn't Trem" -facepalm-. Lol.
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"Holding down" your wallwalk hotkey?
...when you notice other people making errors like that.
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You know the button that you hold, to wallwalk, you hold the Key down to use it, and its your hotkey.
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Why are you holding the wallwalk key? I just gotta press it once on or off.
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Why are you holding the wallwalk key? I just gotta press it once on or off.
I hold it down for some reason, OCD I suspect.
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You can set it to toggle or not.
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You can set it to toggle or not.
Hmmm, I know, i just hold it down still.
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..when you try to jump over people you dislike and look down at their head while doing so.
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are named |AoD|Ozzyshka
that's wut u get for calling me 'new'!!!! :police:
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..when you wonder who's at school with you and do !listplayers
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try to re-spawn after death
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try to re-spawn after death
In real life...?
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try to re-spawn after death
In real life...?
Second coming of person? Hellz no.
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try to re-spawn after death
In real life...?
ZOMBIES!!!!11