You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you..........

[Brax*[Thesloth]]

1. Attempt to find the Armoury at you work.
2. You are afraid to go out on the pretense "I might get pounced" .
3. (This I did) Build an overmind  out of pool supplies at a public pool. (eg, Pool noodles, balls, and mats)
4. Start making ice sculptures on your lawn of a Tyrant attacking a couple of turrets.
5. Start looking for a pet Dragoon at pet shops (Until you get kicked out)
6. Make a Tyrant action figure.



Does anyone have any more of these ideas? 


~Brax

[Annihilation]

1. Get struck with terror when ever you have to reload anything (ie a stapler or glue gun).
2. Recognize every single relateable item outside of trem such as street names being the same as your friend's ingame name.
3. Make the reinforcements have arrived sound when you put a helmet on for a bike ride.
4. Own a tremulous t-shirt.
5. Use gamer terminology that you use in trem outside of trem (such as noob/lagger/camper)
6. Everytime you hear the term "camping" or "camper" on the sports channel you want to punch the T.V. and scream "GTFO and rush!"


There, this thread seems pointless but might as well input.

[KamikOzzy]

There was such a thread before, and if my memory and arrogance serves correctly, I rocked that shit.

[K03]

Are we supposed to add to the list where the last guy left off or are we supposed to start our own individual list?.. Meh, you figure it out.

1. Try to use a medikit in a fist fight.
2. Try to use a clothes bind in front of your dresser in the morning.
3. Blame you losing the aforementioned fist fight on "lag."
4. Starship Troopers is your favorite movie of all time.
5. Call your Mom/Roommate a "noob builder" for putting an air freshener/vase/candle on the floor.
6. Say "lol" out loud.

[cactusfrog]

pass out on the floor and die from a massive hart attack from playing 77 hours strait.   

[CreatureofHell]

look above the door whenever you go into or out of a room

[Grape]

when you make a thread entitled: You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you..........

[Sea Of Eternity]

whenever someone yawns or a cow is nearby you shout to the nearest person: "why u feed them goon noob  "

[Sinclair]

..everytime I see The Osbournes on MTV it reminds me of KamikOzzy.. 

[Taiyo.uk]

..but are people reminded of the Osbournes when they see KamikOzzy?

[St. Anger]

Change the thread title to "You know you have been playing Tremulous too much when you.........."

[Annihilation]

Change the thread title to "You know you have been playing Tremulous too much when you.........."

You know you have been playing Tremulous too much when you nitpick over the title of a thread "You know you have been playing Tremulous too long when you ........"

[Hendrich]

"You know you have been playing Tremulous too long when you ........"

1. Get a new PC just to play Tremulous (Ditched my old P2 and bought a P3 for $1000)
2. Play 18 hours straight while drinking beer
3. Let down an opportunity to 1UP your wife/girlfriend/whomever just to play Tremulous
4. Beat up your roommate for camping too much
5. Corner camped in the hall waiting for the last human to come for about 2 hours
6. When tired and missed something you make an excuse saying that you lagged
7. Throw your mouse out the window when you lose
8. Compare it to every game you have/play
9. Start yelling out "Campers!!!!1111!" when playing football
10. Nitpick on a guy who was nitpicking on the nitpicker who nitpicked the thread starter.

[Sea Of Eternity]

whenever someone achieves something that you dont u call him a hakr :#

[Taiyo.uk]

You bought a P3 for $1000 to play Tremulous. You know, most P3 boxen are closer to the $100 mark at the time Tremulous was released. You must have been pretty damn desperate for a trem fix...

[KillerWhale]

You know you've been playing Trem too much when you preface lines in IRC with "t". 

[Kaleo]

You know you've been playing Trem too much when you have over 2000 posts on this forum.

[Hendrich]

You know you've been playing Trem too much when your actually part of the dev team that made it.

Its not rude because its true.

[Shadowgandor]

You know you've been playing Trem too much when you have over 2000 posts on this forum.

Woohoo, I'm in the top 50 \0/

[khalsa]

You know you've been playing Trem too much when your actually part of the dev team that made it.

Its not rude because its true.

Hey that's me!

[Kaleo]

You know you've been playing Trem too much when you have over 2000 posts on this forum.

Woohoo, I'm in the top 50 \0/

<-- Ninth highest spammer

[amz181]

when you start speaking in l33t...

thats the general internet... but trems the only place i shout HAXORZ, and tell everyone that im in with luff their mums..

[KamikOzzy]

You know you've played too much Tremulous when:

You try and alt-enter out of all other games.

You're trained to always type the word "percent" instead of %.

You try and /quit out of Trillian.

You get suspended from school and show up the next day with a new GUID.

You have a now intrinsic fear of pushing 'e' around any vital structure in any game.

You think that bike helmets that only cover part of your head are completely sufficient in stopping direct impact to the skull.

It's late enough you don't know if you're speccing or dretching, and don't really care.

You've tried to execute commands beginning with ! in other consoles.

You know the only reason everyone in the real world isn't flying around with jetpacks right now is because we haven't gotten enough kills for stage 2.

You begin to associate the word "reinforcement" with a technology upgrade.

You say "C'mon!" in any context, and expect everyone to understand your meaning.

You've pressed a key for a /say bind or /name bind while in another application, briefly expecting it to work.

You notice players' names appearing elsewhere, irl. (my town has a King Street, a Green Street, an Ann Street, and I kept typing "Am|nE" instead of "amine" in my science paper.)

You're always asking WoW players if they're Orc.

You've researched at least 3 products or places bearing the name "granger," for no apparent reason.

A bug crawls across your screen, and you attempt to aim at it with the cursor.

The first thing that pops into your mind when you hear the word "Risk" isn't the board game, it's a basilisk.

when you now type two apostrophes instead of quotes.

You use "never" and "1.2" interchangeably.

[Kaleo]

You're always asking WoW players if they're Orc.

I don't quite get that one.

[your face]

so much of that is absolute truth. <3

[cactusfrog]

i swear i have seen this before or i could have dreamed it and thought it was reality.   

[Snake]

I do a 90 percent of the ozzy's list

My littl addition:

when you start with ''t'' all the lines of a text and figure out when you finish of type it, or in a chat when you read the log

[KamikOzzy]

i swear i have seen this before or i could have dreamed it and thought it was reality.   

There was such a thread before, and if my memory and arrogance serves correctly, I rocked that shit.

All mine were posted in the last thread: here's some new shit:


When you have to jump a long distance, you turn sideways as you do it.

When you set things down with just the tip of the object on your desk, and expect it to stay there.

When you get hurt, you go stand next to the biggest guy you can find in order to heal faster.

You laugh in your physics teacher's face when he tells you how powerful tesla coils are.

When your city announces the upcoming construction of several roads and bridges, you worry about how much BP is left.

A swarm of bees chases you, and you crouch to avoid getting killed by them.

You ask a returning marine how many kills he got at war, and then laugh at him for not getting 100 for every 20 minutes he was deployed.

You notice the birth rate is decreasing in some country, and wonder who's standing on their spawns.

Your favorite part about Mario Kart is that Lakitu is always there to save you from lava.

You consider people in the restaurant to be traitors if they use a fork.

You're mad that the Student Governing Association at your college has the nerve to call themselves SGA.

http://www.cporyobi.com/products/zrry10532.html?ref=nextagzrry10532 < Instead of seeing a deal, you see a 9.95 ripoff.

maybe more later, gtg to class.

[Archangel]

You try and alt-enter out of all other games.

works sometimes :p

You try and /quit out of Trillian.

works in pidgin

A bug crawls across your screen, and you attempt to aim at it with the cursor.

did that with a spider once

[amz181]

Whenever someone mentions something even slightly sounding like trem or someone on trem, you do this.