i swear i have seen this before or i could have dreamed it and thought it was reality.
There was such a thread before, and if my memory and arrogance serves correctly, I rocked that shit.
All mine were posted in the last thread: here's some new shit:
When you have to jump a long distance, you turn sideways as you do it.
When you set things down with just the tip of the object on your desk, and expect it to stay there.
When you get hurt, you go stand next to the biggest guy you can find in order to heal faster.
You laugh in your physics teacher's face when he tells you how powerful tesla coils are.
When your city announces the upcoming construction of several roads and bridges, you worry about how much BP is left.
A swarm of bees chases you, and you crouch to avoid getting killed by them.
You ask a returning marine how many kills he got at war, and then laugh at him for not getting 100 for every 20 minutes he was deployed.
You notice the birth rate is decreasing in some country, and wonder who's standing on their spawns.
Your favorite part about Mario Kart is that Lakitu is always there to save you from lava.
You consider people in the restaurant to be traitors if they use a fork.
You're mad that the Student Governing Association at your college has the nerve to call themselves SGA.
http://www.cporyobi.com/products/zrry10532.html?ref=nextagzrry10532 < Instead of seeing a deal, you see a 9.95 ripoff.
maybe more later, gtg to class.