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Thorn

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« Reply #1080 on: June 24, 2007, 03:18:21 am »

:granger: :granger:   :granger: :granger: :granger:   :granger:
:granger: :granger: :reactor: :telenode: :granger: :battlesuit: -- Halp...! :armoury: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :telenode: :granger: :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:   :granger: :granger: :granger:   :granger:
:granger: :granger: :reactor: :telenode: :granger: :battlesuit: -- Halp...! :armoury: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :telenode: :granger: :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:   :granger: :granger: :granger:   :granger:
:granger: :granger: :reactor: :telenode: :granger: :battlesuit: -- Halp...! :armoury: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :telenode: :granger: :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :granger:   :granger: :granger: :granger:   :granger:
:granger: :granger: :reactor: :telenode: :granger: :battlesuit: -- Halp...! :armoury: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :telenode: :granger: :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :granger:   :granger: :granger: :granger:   :granger:
:granger: :granger: :reactor: :telenode: :granger: :battlesuit: -- Halp...! :armoury: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :telenode: :granger: :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:


ITSA GRANGER FART TIME!
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #1081 on: June 24, 2007, 05:26:52 am »
!kick thorn grangerspammer -- :dretch:
!kick: Thorn was kicked, reason: Ubuntu
:granger: -- Hey, guess what?
What? -- :dretch:
:granger: -- No clues, just have a guess.
Bush managed to construct a grammatically correct sentence without assistance? -- :dretch:
:granger: -- No, have another go!
Gates likes penguins in secret? -- :dretch:
:granger: -- No, one more guess!
I give up. -- :dretch:
:granger: -- P00NHAX!!1!
OMFG R U SERIUS!!1!!11-- :dretch:
:granger: -- Why yes, yes I am.
Z0MG!!!1! HE HAZ T3H P00N! -- :dretch:
:human: -- Did someone say P00NHAX?!
YEH HEZ GOTS P00NHAX!! -- :dretch:
:human: -- OMFG HE'S GOT P00NHAX!!11 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
AAARRRGG! T3H P00NHAX ARE COMMIN! -- :battlesuit:
:tyrant: -- NOOOOO! NOT THE P00NHAX!
ONOZ! ONOOOZ!!1! -- :basilisk:
:marauder: -- NEEEEIIIIIN!!! NICHT DER P00NHAX!!1

so then...
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HamStar

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« Reply #1082 on: June 24, 2007, 02:08:38 pm »
Thorn came back with BIGGER POONHAX!!!
 :reactor: -- Dudes...my POONHAX made me a reactor. Now you are all pwnt!
 :human: -- omfg give us md powaa!!
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Fukacz

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« Reply #1083 on: June 24, 2007, 06:40:24 pm »
Quote
:human: -- omfg give us md powaa!!

 :reactor: -- Nah, Fu!
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SPOOOOOOON !!!

Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #1084 on: June 24, 2007, 07:43:32 pm »
But then:


:reactor:

:human: -- get that granger off of our reactor!
:reactor: was P00N3D by :granger: 's P00NHAX
:granger: -- P000000000N3D!!1!1!1!!1111
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Glunnator

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« Reply #1085 on: June 25, 2007, 05:41:35 pm »
Then suddenly a fly got zapped into the past and bumped into himself creating a time paradox and then the universe exploded!!1!1!1
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mooseberry

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« Reply #1086 on: June 25, 2007, 05:43:33 pm »
Paradox? WHere?
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A_Total_noob

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« Reply #1087 on: June 25, 2007, 06:59:57 pm »
But in a parallel universe, far far away, a 'gretch' spawned
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lawl, people still play Tremulous ?

HamStar

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« Reply #1088 on: June 25, 2007, 07:10:18 pm »
:advmarauder: -- OMFG is this a mod?
 :barricade: -- Aye, tis benmachines, where you can play as anything!
 :marauder: evolved into  :armoury:
 :armoury: -- ZOMG 1337!
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Glunnator

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« Reply #1089 on: June 25, 2007, 07:15:04 pm »
:dretch: evolved into  :human:
 :human: -- but wait, how can we tell if we're on the same team or not?
 :armoury: -- uuuh...

 :dragoon: was killed by TEAMMATE :medstat:
 :telenode: was killed by TEAMMATE :granger:
 :hive: was killed by TEAMMATE :repeater:
 :battlesuit: was killed by TEAMMATE :grenade:
 8) was killed by TEAMMATE :acidtube:
 :tyrant: was killed by TEAMMATE :jetpack:
 :turret: was killed by TEAMMATE :reactor:
 :granger: was killed by TEAMMATE :booster:
 :human: -- holy sh-...
 :armoury: -- :eek:
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #1090 on: June 25, 2007, 07:27:52 pm »
:human: -- What is happening?!

:granger: -- See, told ya I have P00NHAX!!1!

:human: :marauder: :helmet: :dretch: -- OMFG NOT THE P00NHAX!!!11! -- :tyrant: :battlesuit: :basilisk: :human:
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E-Mxp

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« Reply #1091 on: July 01, 2007, 09:12:58 pm »
And so the servers where full of noobs with hax and aimbots. But than....!!

SUPERL33T ADMIN:battlesuit: appeared!!
:battlesuit: -- Let there be Non-Cheaters!!!
:helmet: connected
:human: connected
:dretch: connected
:dragoon: connected


:battlesuit: -- Let them be Pro, and let the cheaters get Pwnd!!!

hacking :granger: got Pro'd by :human:
codecracking :dretch: got Pro'd by :helmet:
wallhacking :human: got Pro'd by :dragoon:
aimbotting :helmet: got Pro'd by :dretch:

:battlesuit: -- Let the hackers be kicked!

hacking :granger: got kicked by admin. reason: "Because I say so!". duration "For whole eternity!!"
codecracking :dretch: got kicked by admin. reason: "Because I say so!". duration "For whole eternity!!"
wallhacking :human: got kicked by admin. reason: "Because I say so!". duration "For whole eternity!!"
aimbotting :helmet: got kicked by admin. reason: "Because I say so!". duration "For whole eternity!!"

:battlesuit: -- Let the Non-cheaters be happy!!!

:helmet: :human: :dretch: :dragoon: --............yay

........And so, the servers has been saved from hackers
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #1092 on: July 01, 2007, 11:53:00 pm »
:defcomp: :dretch: *hack* *type* *hexedit*
ROOOAAARRR! Whassup? -- :dragoon:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- GTFO n00b!
You h4x0ring trem servers again? -- :dragoon:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- omg stfu I'm busy!
What are you doing this time? Stealing GUIDs? Changing the ATCS texture set for goatse pics? -- :dragoon:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- If you must know I've written a bot. It's encapsulated as the payload of my virus. When the virus has spread to enough hosts there will be too many bots to ban and I will reign supreme!
What does the bot do? -- :dragoon:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- It connects, decons, spams, teamkills, bans all the admins, changes the rcon password to "ilovealiensexoohyes", infects all the player's boxen with more copies of itself, replaces their porn collection with Mandelbrot images, overwrites their BIOS with a disc scrambler, makes them listen to boyzone in public and seduces their grandmothers. Then it starts doing some real work.

So :dretch: activated the bot, it spread across the intarwobs like wildfire, every server was pwnt and every tremstats page in the world listed "1337 |)Я37(|-|" as the top scorer.

...
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E-Mxp

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« Reply #1093 on: July 03, 2007, 05:57:13 pm »
:human: -- My fellow Americans, today our land has been shocked by a presence of a virus. Scientists has concluded this virus has been created by our alien enemy. This virus deleted all our porn, not only on our harddisks, but also all the porn on the internet.

:helmet: :battlesuit: -- nO pORN!!!???? nOOOOOOO!!!! pANIC!!!!

:human: -- .....and I know that I speak for whole human rase...... Aliens..... If you are watching now...... Plz, give us back our porn!!!! Its not funny!!!! Plz!!!
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #1094 on: July 03, 2007, 06:12:09 pm »
whatcha gonna do? -- :granger:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- Well, I'm going to give the humans their porn.

later...
:defcomp: :helmet: -- omg the aliens have returned our pr0ns!!!!1!!
omg! I'm gonna watch my favorite pr0n! -- :human:
:helmet: -- Eww all those people are like... stuck to the walls with slime and stuff
I don't remember it being this messy... omg there's aliens in it! -- :human:
:helmet: -- What's that tyrant doing?
Why has it got seven legs? -- :human:
:helmet: -- :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


:defcomp: :dretch: -- pwnt.
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Nux

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« Reply #1095 on: July 10, 2007, 05:23:34 pm »
:human: -- :D



:human: -- Mmmm.. Bouncy! *drool*

What the hell are you doing? -- :helmet:

:human: -- Errr.. LOOK! The reactor is exploding!

The :reactor: was :grenade:'d by :human:

[size=0]Explosion ash..[/size]:reactor:[size=0]More Blast marks..[/size]

:human: -- Oh right! No structure FF.. I'm a... I can explain..

:helmet: -- huh? What? ah no, I don't care about that now. I'm busy watching this sexy pair of grangers bounce.



:helmet: -- *drool* -- :human:
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ShadowNinjaDudeMan

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« Reply #1096 on: July 10, 2007, 05:53:59 pm »

:granger:

Wtf, granger babies, this calls for a granger swarm gif.
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HamStar

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« Reply #1097 on: July 10, 2007, 05:58:21 pm »

:granger:
:granger:
:granger:
:granger:
:granger:
:granger:
:granger:
:granger:
:granger:
:granger:
:granger:
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 :advmarauder: -- Argh granger swarmz!
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #1098 on: July 11, 2007, 01:22:26 am »
:dragoon: -- Are you one of those furries?
No! -- :human:
:dragoon: -- o rly?
ya rly. -- :human:
:dragoon: -- Do you dress up in fursuits?
No. -- :human:
:dragoon: -- Do you go to furry conventions?
No. -- :human:
:dragoon: -- Do you have a VCL account?
No. -- :human:
:dragoon: -- Think about tentacles allot?
I AM NOT A FURRY!!1! -- :human:
:dragoon: -- Then why does that bouncing granger turn you on so much?
omg... IT DOESN'T HAVE FUR!! -- :human:

:human:
:dragoon:

...

:human:
:dragoon:  -- What?


:human: -- So.... Can we...
OMG NO!!! -- :dragoon:

:human: was chomped by :dragoon:


At the human base...

:human: -- Can I use the DC?
I'm rather busy right now. I need to complete this new targeting algorithm. -- :helmet: :defcomp:
:human: -- I'll only take a minute.
Ok, but I need it back ASAP. -- :helmet: :defcomp:
:human: -- kewel.

:human: :defcomp:  --
Code: [Select]
[l33tboi@redronet]$ naabirc
naabirc > join #tremfur
chanserv: You have joined #tremfur
l33tboi: I saw bouncing granger 2day 8D
g00nluv: omg cute!
7yr4n7: wow
l33tboi: didn't get to yiff it though :(
7yr4n7: aww... u can go 2 t3h rsrch labs for sum alien lovin
g00nluv: ya all t3h eggheads are pervz they only work there 4 alien yiff
7yr4n7: xept 4 dis wun guy who wuznt but he g0t pwnd by maras
g00nluv: lololololoooool!
l33tboi: i go ther i need moar creds ...and sum aliens  lolz!
AHEM. -- :helmet:

so then...
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gareth

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« Reply #1099 on: July 13, 2007, 06:55:31 pm »
nothing happened, for a very long time.

then something did happen.

 :granger: :granger: :granger:
 :granger: :eek:  :granger:
 :granger: :granger: :granger:
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AKAnotu

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« Reply #1100 on: July 13, 2007, 07:36:23 pm »
omg necromancer appeared
you are doomed


Zombie Zombie tonberry necromancer  zombie tonberry zombie

                   you  ,              some guy from your village         ,       a chick with amnesia    

what will you do?
>fight
magic
defend
item
flee
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E-Mxp

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> The Story Game <
« Reply #1101 on: July 13, 2007, 08:46:35 pm »
[offtopic]ONOES!! Story game is DIEINg!!! Post more!!![/offtopic]

[health]100-------------------:dragoon:
[exp]189/420----------------[health]200
:human:------------------------------[exp]892/900

>fight
magic
defend
item
flee

:human: did [hp: -32] damage to :dragoon: with his rifle

:dragoon: used Item: :granger:


:human: was distracted by the hopping :granger:
:human: gained [exp: +208] for cuddling a granger
:dragoon: chomps :human: [hp: -43]
:dragoon: chomps :human: again [hp: -23]

[health]33---------------------:dragoon:
[exp]397/420----------------[health]168
:human:------------------------------[exp]892/900

:human: used Item: :granger:-doll
:human: gained [exp: +195] for cuddling a grangerdoll
:human: reached [level: 35]
:human:: [hp: 33] [exp: 172/800] [level: 35]
:human: is evolving!!!

:human: evolved to :helmet:!!

:helmet: did [hp: -174] to :dragoon: with his chaingun
:dragoon: died

[health]33---------------------:dragoon:
[exp]172/800----------------[health]-6
:human:------------------------------[exp]892/900

:human: gained [exp: +500] for pwning a :dragoon:
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AKAnotu

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« Reply #1102 on: July 14, 2007, 12:39:59 am »
Quote from: "E-Mxp"

:helmet: did [hp: -174] to :dragoon: with his chaingun
:dragoon: died

[health]33---------------------:dragoon:
[exp]172/800----------------[health]-6
:human:------------------------------[exp]892/900

:human: gained [exp: +500] for pwning a :dragoon:
omg he lost his helmet lol
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AKAnotu

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« Reply #1103 on: July 14, 2007, 12:46:26 am »
:battlesuit: wait a minute, what happened to the tonberries?
:helmet: the granger  got em
:battlesuit: GAUGHSTABBED
:helmet: whoops
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Nux

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« Reply #1104 on: July 14, 2007, 02:07:50 pm »
Quote from: "AKAnotu"
Quote from: "E-Mxp"

:helmet: did [hp: -174] to :dragoon: with his chaingun
:dragoon: died

[health]33---------------------:dragoon:
[exp]172/800----------------[health]-6
:human:------------------------------[exp]892/900

:human: gained [exp: +500] for pwning a :dragoon:
omg he lost his helmet lol


That's alright, he can always evolve another one.
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #1105 on: July 14, 2007, 04:57:42 pm »
:dragoon: -- What are you doing?
I am writing a website. -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:dragoon: -- Not another pr0n site I hope.
No, this is called "i can has humanburger?", it's a website about lolaliens. -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:dragoon: -- lolaliens?
Like this: -- :dretch: :defcomp:


It's another distraction tactic. The haos redro network will be saturated with ICHB traffic, the humans will all be looking at ICHB, and we will attack when they are most vulnerable. -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:dragoon: -- Good idea. What's the plan?
I've just uploaded the website. We will attack in six hours time, just as soon as... as... What? -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:dragoon: -- *snicker* *chuckle* nothin! *giggle*
What's so funny? -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:dragoon: -- *giggle* *chortle* nevermind! *giggle*
TELL ME OR I'LL DELETE YOUR PR0NS! -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:dragoon: -- *giggle* this:


:evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil: -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:dragoon: -- lol pwnt!
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Sage

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« Reply #1106 on: July 15, 2007, 09:16:16 pm »
:human: -why ur back is pink?
 :dragoon: -cuz im gay and im gonna rape ya!
 :human: just got uber rape with :dragoon:
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HamStar

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« Reply #1107 on: July 15, 2007, 09:20:26 pm »
:barricade: --I'm tired of having nades "dropped on me by accident". I wish there was some kind of anti nade thing on me :(
 :human: -- With Cillit Bang no grenade will ever be dropped on you again!
 :barricade: buys Cillit Bang
 :barricade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:
 :barricade: was destroyed
 :barricade: -- OMG J00 LIED!
 :human: -- Heh heh heh....
 :human:  :grenade:
 :human: blew himself up
 :human: -- Codsarnit!
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Sage

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« Reply #1108 on: July 15, 2007, 09:21:54 pm »
Quote from: "HamStar"
:barricade: --I'm tired of having nades "dropped on me by accident". I wish there was some kind of anti nade thing on me :(
 :human: -- With Cillit Bang no grenade will ever be dropped on you again!
 :barricade: buys Cillit Bang
 :barricade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:
 :barricade: was destroyed
 :barricade: -- OMG J00 LIED!
 :human: -- Heh heh heh....
 :human:  :grenade:
 :human: blew himself up
 :human: -- Codsarnit!

cilit bang^^
 :human: howdy Mathew
 :helmet: hello Andrew
 :human: and :helmet: talking...Suddenly!The :granger: hidden out behind :human:  and  started saying somethink in alien's language then  :helmet: killed :human: cause he thought he is alien:(. :human:
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n00b pl0x

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« Reply #1109 on: July 15, 2007, 09:33:18 pm »
hi

*smiley spam*

*post count +1*

bye
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