
-- So what happened to your implants?
Well, I was giving this tyrant a ... --


-- OH GOD STOP! GROSS!
What?! --


-- What you were about to say!
What? I was giving this tyrant a hand getting out of a deep hole, then someone mass drove my implants. --


-- Oh, right, that's alright then.

-- Remember when the humans were all furries? I like furries.
wtf?! Why? --


-- Because they're easy to eat.
How so? --


-- Because they have twisted fantasies about us.
so? --


-- So I just had to give them the wink and they'd go all horny thinking that I'm coming on to them, then they put their guns down and get close to me, then I eat them!
kewel! --

Shh! Here comes one now! --


-- How do you know it's a furry?
The overmind can sense his thoughts. --


-- Eww.

--
mmmm yiffy aliens!
*wink*

--


ROOOOOAAAARRR *CHOMP!*


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