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[Glunnator]

was VAPORIZED by  's matrix pwnage

-- *sigh* They never learn...

*respawn*

-- Hai!
-- OMFGWTHZOMGPARANOIAHAX!!!!!!!

[mooseberry]

There is no spoon, and it does not bend it is you who...

[E-Mxp]

There is no spoon, and it does not bend it is you who...

OMG, Plz see the movie again!!
**Me quoting The Matrix I haven't seen in 2 years**

Kid - Do not try to bend the spoon.... That's impossible.... Instead only try to realize the truth.
What truth. - Neo
Kid - There is no spoon
There is no spoon? - Neo
Kid - ... and than you will see it is not the spoon that bends.... its only yourself.

mooseberry got P00nD by E-Mxp's UBeR, but totally useless quote!!

Me - Sp00N!!!!!

[Taiyo.uk]

-- sp00/\/|-|4x!!1!

[mooseberry]

 waaa Spoon Pooned!

[Glunnator]

Or version two:
Kid: There is no neo
Neo: There is no neo?
*bone crackle*

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

BUT THEN THERE WAS A TERRIBLE MON_STER



(say its not amazing and Ill bit yer kneecaps off!)[/img]

[HamStar]

But it was found and assimilated by the army of HamStar's, a hybrid combination on jelly monster and hamster!

-- Dudes, why do we look like dretches? O.o
Cuz no-one can see our true forms! If, they do, then we're screwed! --  
-- M'kay
--Omg! Dretches! *shoots*
was assimilated by  
-- NEW PROWERS!!!

[Menace13]

BUT THEN THERE WAS A TERRIBLE MON_STER



(say its not amazing and Ill bit yer kneecaps off!)[/img]

its not amazing and  u call it a tyrant

[mooseberry]

 Well I'm here to tell you MY story.

When I was a young granger I...

[Morx]

went to sleep for a 99999999999,999999999999,999999999,9999999999,999999999,999999,99899,9999,999,99
gozillionbilzillionakdkfmasmkdajfkjdsklfmaskldfmakslejriqu years




WOO-HOOOO 1000 post!!!!!Me go 1000 times more crazy me jug 1000 gallons of milk.Me go potty 1000 times.I got sent to the janitor 1000 times!!!!
1000 woo-hoo!!!!

[Taiyo.uk]

-- When I was young I started a clan.
Really, what was it called? --
-- n00bs with b00bs
But you have no b00bz! --
-- We got implants. Anyway, we thought that the most l33t clan was the one with the largest and most colourful clan tag. We even wrote a hack to make our names appear larger than everyone else's in the console. People feared us. We were THE clan to be in. I've even kept this copy of a server log as a reminder of the good ol' days:

Joe Public was caught in the fallout of t3h p\/\/nz's lucifer cannon
Joe Public: lolbob was bitten by dr3tch
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` b00bz0r connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` 52doubleF connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` UdderlyImpressive connected
Joe Public: OH NOES!
bob: ONOZZONZOZNOZ!
t3h p\/\/nz: ONEINZ

Are they still around? --
-- No, the clan had to end some time ago.
So what happened? --
-- It's a long story, you see one day...

[HamStar]

explodes

-- ZOMG NINJA!
EATEN T3H PWNZ0r NOOB!

[mooseberry]

``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` b00bz0r connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` 52doubleF connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` UdderlyImpressive connected


Cooler: UH oh!!!

Deadtoilet: Oh noez!!! The Boobzorz are 2 good for us!!1! We must do something!

'++PIKA++'Teh Admin: You are rite!! action! !ban {}N{} 150d They to good

Boobzorz were banned Duration: 150 days Reason: They to good

[n00b.pl0x.]

n00b.pl0x. connected

n00b.pl0x.: Hey guys, what's up.

[Steely Ann]

\callvote kick n00b.pl0x. is omg n00b

[Nux]

150 days later..

``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` b00bz0r connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` 52doubleF connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` UdderlyImpressive connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` b00bz0r entered the game
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` 52doubleF entered the game
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` UdderlyImpressive entered the game

UnashamedPlayer: Uh oh..

``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` b00bz0r:OMFG!! That took forever!

Boobzorz were banned Duration: another 150 days Reason: They didn't learn the first time

UnnamedMayor: Woah! That was scary.
UnashamedPlayer: Don't worry. They're gone now.

This IS a long story --
-- Told ya

[Taiyo.uk]

-- So what happened to your implants?
Well, I was giving this tyrant a ... --
-- OH GOD STOP! GROSS!
What?! --
-- What you were about to say!
What? I was giving this tyrant a hand getting out of a deep hole, then someone mass drove my implants. --
-- Oh, right, that's alright then.


-- Remember when the humans were all furries? I like furries.
wtf?! Why? --
-- Because they're easy to eat.
How so? --
-- Because they have twisted fantasies about us.
so? --
-- So I just had to give them the wink and they'd go all horny thinking that I'm coming on to them, then they put their guns down and get close to me, then I eat them!
kewel! --


Shh! Here comes one now! --
-- How do you know it's a furry?
The overmind can sense his thoughts. --
-- Eww.

-- mmmm yiffy aliens!

*wink*

--

ROOOOOAAAARRR *CHOMP!*
was erotically vored by

-- :eek:

[Glunnator]

suddenly exploded for no apparent reason at all
should have ran further
should have ran further
should have ran further
should have ran further
should have ran further
should have ran further

[HamStar]

-- Zomg it really DOES work!!11!
-- You doubted me? Don't the EVER doubt me!!!
gave    "hugs" from behind
-- Say it!!
-- I'm your biatch...
--Damn right!

[Taiyo.uk]

-- ffs! Stop yiffing that marauder!
It doubted me! --
-- and thats what you do when people doubt you?!
Works every time --
-- Shh, here comes a human!

-- I'm gonna p00n j00 with mah lcannon!
No you won't. I'll eat you long before you p00n me. --
-- I don't think so.
You mean you doubt what I'm saying is true? You're doubting me? --
-- uh oh...

[Nux]

-- I'll just grab some popcorn

was missed by 's lucifer cannon
should have aimed before firing
wasn't caught in the fallout of 's several shots
The floor couldn't escape 's grenade

-- Aww dang!

should have grabbed some butter to go with his popcorn
is all charged up
is frantic
felt the full force of 's panic
The Overmind Is Dying!
was sensually yiffed by
The Overmind Is Dying!

-- Errr.. doesn't look like you're dying...

The Overmind Is Dying!

-- No you're not

The Overmind Is Dying!
shouldn't have doubted

-- Noooooooooo!!

got too close to the overmind

[Glunnator]

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... and xD

[Taiyo.uk]

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[E-Mxp]

OMG, the last post of Taiyo.uk has proven that he IS the Total and Utter King[/color] of the forums.
That's right!! After many posts he finally reached the highest class available in live!!!
You heard it right!!! He is.....

L33T!!!!!!!11111oneone
His ego MUST be most pleased after he heard he is officially......

L33T!!!!!!!11111oneone
The birds are singing when he arrives, the sun shines on his glory, and all living beings tremble by his appearance!!
For he is......

L33T!!!!!!!11111oneone
......And nobody has the right to disagree!!!! For he is....

L33T!!!!!!!11111oneone
......And you have to live with it!!!

[HamStar]

He has chikn :/

[Wormi]

You can has chkn is gift

[kaziorvb]

then a dretch kssed at another one and they started kssin together forevah and ever more

btw the game was better when ppl werent usin those dumb-tremicons

[Fukacz]

then Fukacz said 'FU!' and got kicked by admin

[Taiyo.uk]

-- kssss!
ksss? --
-- Ks. Ksss kss ksssss.
KSSS?! --
-- Ksss; kss, kssss kss ksssss.
KS KS KS KSSSS!!!11!11oneone!!1 --
-- GRRRrrRRrRR!
Kss? --
Kss? --
-- GrrGRRrrrRRg.
-- Ksss. Kss ksssss kss.

...

-- There, all done.
What's all done? --
-- Babelfish is working again.