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[Sage]

hi

*smiley spam*

*post count +1*

bye

same

[E-Mxp]

Proffessor -- The quallity of the Story Game has been degrading over the days. Nowadays you can find messages like:

hi

*smiley spam*

*post count +1*

bye

-- People, where are we going too, in this crazy world. Are we only here to say unnecessary stuff, or just here to raise your post count?
........Ehh, ya? --
-- No! We are here to tell a story. A interesting story, a funny story. But you all fucked it all up. Go back to the first few pages of The Story Game. You'll see the story, feel the greatness of just a original and funny story. Nowadays, people only use the storytelling style of Taiyo.uk, using emoticons to represent a caracter in a short story. I ask you again, where are we going too, in this crazy, deteriorating world.
People, please, be reasenable, make a good understanding and well thought post. If we all work on this together, we can make this work, and give the Story Game, his old title back! But till then...... *post count +1*

[Nux]

[Oft'-O-Pick]Errm.. you're complaining about people only caring about increasing thier post count, yet you're the first person I've seen to talk about post-count as if it is an acheivement merely to have a big one. In other words, if you didn't care so much about post-count yourself, people increasing theirs with the story game wouldn't bother you.

I like the 'Taiyo.uk' (as you put it) style of the story game. It means you can make sketches and jokes short and sweet while still maintaining the continuity of the previous posters part of the story.

You might have been joking, but the post was made in a sarcastic tone which gives me the impression you're more interested in making a point[/Oft'-O-Pick]

[E-Mxp]

Dude, you can't take everything in the Story Game seriously! It was just for fun! Just sit back and enjoy the story

[on topic] -- If you go faster than light, do you go back in time??
?? --
-- ...Well, your aliens right? So you have come from across the solar system, right?
...Uhu. --
-- If you are, you have to get across such a great distance that it can take many thousands years before you arrived at earth, right?
...Uh, ya? --
-- So for you to get here at within a reasonable time you have to go far more faster than light, right?
....Uh, ya.... sounds logical.... --
-- The theory goes that if you go faster than light, you go back in time. Is that true?
.....Uh, Im not allowed to tell you such stuff..... --
-- Please??? **Shows him the cute eyes**
......ow, ok..... --
-- Yay!!!
...well we did it by using.... --
[/on topic]

[Taiyo.uk]

... P00NHAX!!1! --
-- OMFG DID YOU SAY P00NHAX?!?!?!!!

...

[n00b pl0x]

P00NHAX!!1!

[HamStar]

Indeed we used POONHAX --
- M'FOG HAX!

[AKAnotu]

hmm, if you travel faster than light, you go backwards in time, so if you travel slower than 0mph do you go forward in time?
who cares about that, check out my P00NHAX!!
was chomped by
was chomped by
was chomped by
was chomped by
OMG i was in the alien base, not where you are
P00NHAX!

[Taiyo.uk]

-- What are "punehacks"?
?! --
was eaten from within and chestbursted by
One of those. --
-- :eek:

-- What are "punehacks"? That dretch tried to explain but I didn't understand.
?! --
received a enema from
One of those. --
-- :eek:

-- Could you tell me what a "punehack" is?
?! --
's still beating heart was gouged from his chest by and held before his eyes before he drew his dying breath.
One of those. --
-- :eek:

-- Perhaps you of infinite knowledge and wisdom can tell me, what are "punehacks"?
?! --
's head was filled with images of bush and blair in "tactical negotiations".
chewed 's head of with it's spiky pussy.
One of those. --
-- :eek:

You look confused. --
-- I am.
Why? --
-- I just asked what these "punehacks" are and so far I've been eviscerated by a dretch, been anally assulted with a luci cannon, had my heart stolen (in a literal sense) by a goon, and then the overmind sullied my mind, body and soul with it's impure thoughts and spiky pussy. Nobody answered my question!
That's because some concepts are best explained through demonstration. --
-- How do you mean?
Well, after all that how would you describe yourself now? --
-- Uhmmmm.... pwnt?
Oh puh-leeeeees! "pwnt" just means you wasted your credits and naded yourself. --
-- Oh, in that case one considers himself p00nt.
That's better. Now, can you hear the small coin falling? --
-- OMFG! DID I JUST GET P00NH4XX0R3D?!?!!?!?!1111oneoen!!?
Four times biatch! --

...thinking of which... --
should have left 's buildings alone.
-- LOL P00NT!!1!

...

[stalefries]

[BULLSEYE@linux.be]

lol 38 pages

u guys realy love 'dis thread'

[HamStar]

It was good until people started not contibuting to it...

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Its turned crp with all this story-in-a-post crap, and wee images.

[Taiyo.uk]

-- I AM THE NECROMANCER!
No, you're a dretch. --
-- I RAISE THE DEAD!!
No, you make the dead by biting the living. --
-- I RAISE THIS THREAD!!1!
Why? It's spam. It isn't even funny anymore. --
-- How do we improve this thread then?
Unsure. Ideas? --
-- lolcats?
No. --
-- lolaiens?
No. --
-- pwnshots?
No. --
-- Brilliantly written tales of epic battles with deep and involving plots?
No. --
-- Then what?

...

[HamStar]

-- POONHAX!

[Wormi]

- Yeeahhh thats the idea, we will improve this thread with even more POONHAX!!1! <crazy laughter>

[Taiyo.uk]

-- Z0MFG!!!!!11 DID YUO SAY P00NHAX!?!?!?!?!??!!
Don't start that shit again. --
!slap 9999 --
felt 's authoritay
-- OMG DIDNT U HEER?! HE SED P00NHAX!!!1!!11!ELEVENTY0NW!!11
!mute --
!slap 9999 --
felt 's authoritay

[n00b pl0x]

P00NHAX!!1!

this thread was O.K. then people started adopting the taiyo way to do things, which was interesting for maybe 5 posts

then it got to the point to where i thought i should spam it to try to derail it and get it locked

[CreatureofHell]

-- Did someone ask for P00NHAX!!!1!!!!!??
-- Yes! Me! Give, give, give!
-- !mute  
was muted by  
-- No more p00nhax spam, ok?
-- NEVAH!
-- NEVER!
-- NEVAR!
-- NEVURH!
-- NEVOR!
-- I'm a jetpack!
-- !kick jetpack jettard
was kicked by   Reason: Jettard
-- What was that for?! He was my friend.
-- OMFG! LET'S PLAY! P00NHAX!!!1!!!
-- !mute battlesuit
-- Never try to mute your mother!
-- OMFG! Oops, I mean sorry mum.
-- What about me?
-- Who the heck are you?
-- Human, *deep breathing* I AM YOUR FATHER!
-- No you aren't!
-- You're right.
should have left   's buildings alone
-- OMFG! I didn't even touch them!
-- !mute human
was muted by  
, , , , , , , ,  and   should have gotten out of the way of My  
P00NHAX!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!

[n00b pl0x]

P00NHAX!!1!

[Wormi]

this thread was O.K. then people started adopting the taiyo way to do things, which was interesting for maybe 5 posts

Nah lots of this stories were much fun :]

[Knowitall66]

was chomped on by  
 >
   
-- Cant Get Meh Now Im Safe
-- Ahahahahhah
was ponced on by  
 >
 
was ponced on by  
 >
 
was ponced on by  
-- He'll never learn
was ponced on by   *PI^9999999
was gunned down by a turret
--
--------------
 >

--Hmmm (LIght bulb ... IDEA)

was hunted down by the swarm

[Taiyo.uk]

-- I got ponced!
You mean pounced? --
-- No, it was a goon, and it ponced me!
Like Monty Don ponces people's gardens? --
-- Not quite, it jumped really high and bit my legs off.
That's called getting p00nt. --

-- heh you got p00nt because I have P00NHAX!!1!

-- Did...
-- Was...

[gareth]

the quality of this story makes me sad

*snigger*

[Fukacz]

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Taiyo.uk]

SP00NHAX!!1!

[CreatureofHell]

-- OMFG! Did U just say SP00NHAX!!!1!!!???
Yes, we made a mistake earlier and you obviously missed the s in front of the P00NHAX!!1! --
-- So what is a SP00NHAX!!1!??

PS:
I loved the punehax bit from before and rofl'd for ages so please try something like that again.

[E-Mxp]

-- Spoonhax? That's the blue substance you see behind me, it's very unstable atm, and when it turns red... we have 2 seconds to life.

[n00b pl0x]

SP00NHAX!!1!

[Eyn Xaeyn]

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