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Started by Evlesoa, December 21, 2006, 11:08:04 PM

kaziorvb

but then a goon came and MOOO-ed at'em all, so theyve ran scared.

too bad the MOOO was very loud, so other goons came on. they all started MOOO-in at teh world and so it turnd into lika goon-world.

but not for some kind of long time, cuz ofc tyrz came and started roaring...
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HamStar

And then Taiyo offered them all chikn, which they gratefully accepted...

Taiyo.uk

:marauder: -- i has chkn.
MOOO! -- :dragoon:
:marauder: -- u can has chkn. is gift.
MOOOOO! -- :dragoon:
:marauder: -- *
:marauder: -- !slap :dragoon: 9999
:dragoon: felt :marauder: 's spanking paddle
:marauder: -- Thou art not a cow!

kaziorvb

but then the ultimate overmind showed up and showed them its almighty wrath - rained them with bunnies, anyway

:dragoon: hi, im a goon, and i dont wanna be illustrated with this crappy icon, so if you wanna make me playin a role, just describe me

:advmarauder: sure, i agree with goonie (the first and the last time...), even tho u steal all the frags forya

:overmind: but i do not mwahahahahahahahahahahahah (and even more)
- said overmind and smashed them up with a burning cat (?)
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David

Any maps not in the MG repo?  Email me or come to irc.freenode.net/#mg.
--
My words are mine and mine alone.  I can't speak for anyone else, and there is no one who can speak for me.  If I ever make a post that gives the opinions or positions of other users or groups, then they will be clearly labeled as such.
I'm disappointed that people's past actions have forced me to state what should be obvious.
I am not a dev.  Nothing I say counts for anything.

Taiyo.uk

:dretch: -- 1025 yay!
No, I think you'll find it's zero. -- :basilisk:
:dretch: -- lol nub!
You've overflowed. Notice how your carry flag is set. -- :basilisk:
:dretch: -- I'm ten bit?
Yes. Go pwn some humans to get a greater bit depth. -- :basilisk:

:dragoon: -- ROOOAAR! 18446744073709551615 killz0rz! Only another two before I loose count!
Woah! -- :dretch:
See, ph33r his 64bit l33tness! Just pwn three humans and you can be l33t liek dat too! -- :basilisk:

so then...

kaziorvb

... they all got power-down. after bootin they noticed that the screen displays in black-n-white, so their bit depths dont make a matter no longer.

but it wasnt that bad, cuz every map looked like a checkerboard so every alien was unseen. too bad humans came on with their new solutions, they made checker-suits, so they were pretty invisible, as the aliens' radar was almost unrecognisable

thats why ...
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Taiyo.uk

:dretch: -- WE HAVE P00NH4X!!1!1!1oneone!1

Fukacz

... teh Kentucky Fried Chicken arrived to beat 'em up, as they all were his slaves. He burned all humies and cloned himself to feed whole Universe, but dretchy got INSANE and ate all clones, till he turned into one big pile of shit.

Suddenly,
Quotea burning cat (?)
showed up and everybody ONOZed, and then....
May the Spoon be with ya  !!!

SPOOOOOOON !!!

NiTRoX

..some guy with a retarted signature posted before me...

kaziorvb

cat stopped burnin and decided to say kthxbye and leave the show.

then the big pile of shit exploded and covered everything with shit. thats how atcs has been made.

but what, somewhere in space a little dretch heard all the shit-boom so it decided to arrive. took his whole dretch team and got on earth

all the dretches started eating shit and so every dretch turned into a big pile of shit and exploded at once.

thats how all the atcs clones has been made.

now ...
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Taiyo.uk

:dretch: -- I've made a new map.
Uh-huh, what it like? -- :granger:
:dretch: -- nubcaken will think it's perfectly balanced because it's symmetrical. Morons with maladjusted monitors and excessive gamma settings will think it looks cool and detailed because it uses the same brown-gray texture throughout.
That sounds... Awful. Why make such a map? -- :granger:
:dretch: -- Because it's a n00b-magnet. If I set up a server with just this map then all the n00bs will play there instead of infesting our l33t maps server.
Cool. What's the map called? -- :granger:
:dretch: -- Always Total Continuous Spam.

Glunnator

:granger: -- OH T4H NOOSE!

:granger: exploded

Quote from: (Cebt)GlunnatorHAVE FUN PPL, IT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT! ;)

Evlesoa


Taiyo.uk


mooseberry

:basilisk: rawr feer my l33tness!!

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Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

Glunnator

Suddenly, UberLeetNinjaDretch appeared once more.

-- THIS THREAD SHALL NOT END! MUAHAHAHHA!

Quote from: (Cebt)GlunnatorHAVE FUN PPL, IT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT! ;)

A_Total_noob

But he stepped on a anti-tank landmine from WWII.
Normally, only the sheer weight of tanks can tigger off this type of mine, but UberLeetNinjaDretch's sheer weight caused it to blow.
lawl, people still play Tremulous ?

mooseberry

So than his body parts flew around the world which caused...
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

A_Total_noob

lawl, people still play Tremulous ?

mooseberry

Who than took his body parts and sold them in a market in
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

Taiyo.uk

Another Total Camping Situation where the humans bought the body parts and used them to...

mooseberry

Lure those camping aliens out of their base but
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

Fukacz

The Tick appeared and shouted
- SPOOOOOOOOOOON !!
and everybody replied
- There is no spoon
and The Tick disappeared, moving to another dimension, where ppl haven't seen Matrix yet.
May the Spoon be with ya  !!!

SPOOOOOOON !!!

mooseberry

So he showed it to them but they didnt like it so they threw peanuts at him. So than..
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

Taiyo.uk

:tyrant: -- !ban Fukacz 9999999999999 THERE IS NO SPOON U NUB!!1!!11

mooseberry

He took out a fork and hit a
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

Evlesoa

a Taiyo.uk in the head... they are hard to find, but there appears one in almost every thread,

mooseberry

Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

Taiyo.uk

a fork... IN MY HEAD! I'VE BEEN FORKED... IN THE HEAD!!1! ZOMG HELP!
Then :marauder: came along and...