Author Topic: > The Story Game < (Read 587412 times)

Killjoy#1 · « **Reply #960 on:** May 24, 2007, 05:43:04 pm »

this film is rated PG13 for its use of graphic violance and distributing lanague.
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It was a dark day on the planet tremor untill...

ZZZZZzzz!!!

AAAAAAA!!!

THE TREMULOUS SAW GUN MASSACURE!!!!!

-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz!

tremulous we never be the same aging...

E-Mxp · « **Reply #961 on:** May 24, 2007, 07:58:05 pm »

-- O my god..... Im scared
Me to!!!..... He is going to get us!!1

omg....omg....omg..... We must hide!!!
Noo.... He will hear us sneaking.... I'm so scared!! --

**ZZZZZzzzzz**

omg, he is comming!!!! We are all gonna DIE!!!

..... I can't stand this anymore.... Im gonna run for my LIVE!!!
NOO, don't leave me here!!! Dont leave!! --

-- Somewhere in a dark corner --

-- omg, omg, I'm gonna die!!!1
**ZZZZZzzzzz**

-- No, no, no, no.....
**ZZZZZzzzzz**

-- NOOOOOOO!!!

Quote from: "Arena Announcer"

Humiliation!!

--

P00nD

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #962 on:** May 24, 2007, 09:12:20 pm »

should have left

's buildings alone

-- HUMILIATION!!1!

Glunnator · « **Reply #963 on:** May 25, 2007, 03:47:03 pm »

Quote from: "Killjoy#1"

THE TREMULOUS SAW GUN MASSACURE!!!!!
-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz!

Tremulous painsaw massacre, noob! >:[

HamStar · « **Reply #964 on:** May 25, 2007, 04:51:51 pm »

Zomg, Ph34R mein clawh4x!

was mauled by

--Zomg! If you had painsaw claws, then...

--Wtf? hummies sawed our OM! We are Doomed!

Nah, I was just testing my psaw claw.

--Zomg d3c0nz0r!!!
/callvote kick

F1 for free admin!!

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #965 on:** May 25, 2007, 05:35:13 pm »

Vote [1]: Kick

for "omg omg omg dec0nz3rz!!111" Yes: 26 No: 0

-- !cancelvote
!cancelvote:

decided that everyone voted no.

-- !slap

10

-- !slap

10

-- !slap

10

-- Build another overmind bitch!

-- roar.

...

mooseberry · « **Reply #966 on:** May 26, 2007, 07:48:53 am »

No, hey, what are you doing?

We are tired of working for you.

AHHHH!!!

Glunnator · « **Reply #967 on:** May 26, 2007, 01:09:40 pm »

was caught in the backfire of his

-- OMFG H4X

-- ph33r mein l33t admin damagereversing hax powers!

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #968 on:** May 26, 2007, 02:28:04 pm »

-- Fine, we're going to another server.
Yeah, crap admin. --

-- BYE.
Enjoy your empty server --

-- Other sever is much better.

-- !denyquit all
!denyquit: This isn't a game anymore.

-- Just try it bitchen!

HamStar · « **Reply #969 on:** May 26, 2007, 03:26:04 pm »

-- Zomgz! We are t3h doomed!!!

-- Switch your frickin' computers off!

-- !denyoff all
Everone was DENYOFFED by

--OMFG! j00 h4x!!

was DECONSTRUCTED by

kiled himself

-- !ban

deconner

-- !restart

And so, the game carried on for hours on ends, until...

Menace13 · « **Reply #970 on:** May 26, 2007, 04:50:35 pm »

--DIE!!

was sawed by

--PWNT!

-- !permaban

waaaaaaaaaaah he killed me =(
!permaban:

has been PERMABANNED by

--PWNT!!!

But,

came up and

cuddled him.

--AWWWWWWW...HOW CUTE!!!

--GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

was pweent by

's extreme overloaded rage that released all the power of admin and everybody was free from

's tyranny!

YAY!!!

But...

Glunnator · « **Reply #971 on:** May 26, 2007, 06:42:39 pm »

Then,

showed up!
OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!
1337 Server OPERATOR---> <---T3h UBER Admin

-- What's going on here?!

-- it's

again. he's abusing.

-- Again?!

-- yes, sir.

-- Who can confirm this?!

-- me

-- me 2

-- me

-- me twoop

-- me six

-- mein twei

-- yup

-- not me

-- Then it shall be done!
!setlevel:

was given level 0 by

!ban:

was banned by

. duration: 1 week. reason: abuse

-- tank you, oh mihgty admin!

-- No Problem, friend. And for god's sake, learn to type.

-- wtf?!1! what has i done?

-- Apart from the occasional typo, you don't use capitals.

-- ...

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #972 on:** May 26, 2007, 07:31:56 pm »

UnnamedPlayer connected
UnnamedPlayer joined the aliens.

*pop*

*evolve*

-- !setlevel

-100
!setlevel:

was given level -100 by

-- !ban

9999999999999999999999 I hack.
!ban:

was banned for 9999999999999999999999 millennia by

Reason: I hack.

-- !slapall 9999999999

felt

's authoritay

felt

's authoritay

felt

's authoritay

felt

's authoritay

felt

's authoritay

felt

's authoritay

felt

's authoritay

felt

's authoritay

-- roar.

-- OH NOES!

-- !mute

!mute:

was spanked by

's STFU stick.

-- !slap

9999
!slap:

felt

's authoritay.

-- FEAR MY ABUSE BITCHES!

-- !idchoppers
!idchoppers: ... doesn't suck -gm

*bzzzzzzzzz*

DESTROYED by TEAMMATE

-- WTF? OM!!

-- !slap

9999

-- BUILD ANOTHER BITCH!

Glunnator · « **Reply #973 on:** May 26, 2007, 09:46:21 pm »

But then god got mad and killed the big fat sad old hacker man as he was sitting behind his computer and so the threat of

was irradicated for all time.

However, hackers are never alone...

Being the server operator,

unbanned himself and restored his status with the rcon pass, but little did he know that...

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #974 on:** May 26, 2007, 10:14:58 pm »

...|-|/-\><><[]R \/\/4z |34(|<!!1!

*type* *h4x0r* *change rcon password*
What are you doing? --

-- I'm haxx0ring a tremulous server.
Why? --

-- Well, all the people playing trem will get pissed off then stop playing, then they'll join up with haos redro then get sent out to attack us, then we'll have more food!
Kewel! What do you do once you're in? --

-- I kickban all the admins then change the rcon password. I then abuse all the players like the little bitches they are.

Quote from: "server log"

UnnamedPlayer connected.
UnnamedPlayer joined the humans.

was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
: WTF!!
: OMG BAN!!
UnnamedPlayer: !mute all
!mute: Everyone was muted by UnnamedPlayer
UnnamedPlayer: !slapall
!slapall: EVERYONE IS DEAD.
UnnamedPlayer: !deconall
!deconall: kthxbai!
UnnamedPlayer disconnected.

-- Did it work?
We'll find out soon. --

-- OMG HUMANS!

-- ALRIGHT YOU PRIMITIVE SCREWHEADS LISTEN UP! You will attack the alien base together, go for the eggs and leave the overmind till last, NOW MOVE!!

-- YES SIR! --

was bitten by

-- Yes, it worked.

Glunnator · « **Reply #975 on:** May 27, 2007, 03:47:38 pm »

was squished by a random pressure exhaust by fault of quantum instability

-- WTH?!

HamStar · « **Reply #976 on:** May 28, 2007, 04:43:03 pm »

-- I'm back!!!

-- ZOMG CHIKN!

--THA's MEIN!

Glunnator · « **Reply #977 on:** May 28, 2007, 05:01:50 pm »

-- OMFG A TALKIN CHIKN

-- wha-...acid tube...just... :eek:

-- The chikn looks roasted too

-- :eek: :eek:

-- Ya, looks like we can live off this chikn for a whole day! It's THAT big! ...dude, are you ok? You don't look too well...

-- :eek: :eek: :eek:

mooseberry · « **Reply #978 on:** May 28, 2007, 10:05:50 pm »

I am teh 1337357 h4x0r!!!

All bow down to me!!!

NO!

!bow granger

bowed

so than...

Plague Bringer · « **Reply #979 on:** May 28, 2007, 10:10:42 pm »

(Anyone notice the chicken's... female sex organ...?)

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #980 on:** May 28, 2007, 10:22:23 pm »

-- Indeed. After extensive studies of avian anatomy I conclude that, due to the presence of female sexual organs, this chicken is a hen.

-- Whatever. I'm bored. Time for some more griefing.

Quote from: "console"

UnnamedPlayer entered the game.
UnnamedPlayer joined the aliens.

It's you! --
-- How are you gentlemen?
What you say? --
-- All your base are belong to me. You have no chance to !ban make your time.
-- !deconall
!deconall: ha ha ha.
we still has chkn. we can survive for weeks. --
-- !eat chkn
!eat: chkn. u eated it.
exploded.

-- bollocks.

Glunnator · « **Reply #981 on:** May 29, 2007, 06:23:49 pm »

then 5 words thread assimilated...

HamStar · « **Reply #982 on:** May 29, 2007, 09:55:07 pm »

and got split up again

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #983 on:** May 29, 2007, 10:42:46 pm »

-- P00NHAX!

HamStar · « **Reply #984 on:** May 29, 2007, 11:59:54 pm »

-- Not this again...

Fragged · « **Reply #985 on:** May 30, 2007, 12:48:35 pm »

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//notstory//
in case no one can tell what P\ is it's R

Glunnator · « **Reply #986 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:40:01 pm »

-- what? The only thing I understood was "SWEEEEEET"
|_34P\|\| |_3375P34|<, |\|[][]B!! --

-- :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #987 on:** May 30, 2007, 05:27:28 pm »

-- One must object to this rampant misuse of non-alphanumeric characters. I find it rather offensive to the eye. Furthermore, it is a hindrance to important communications. One insists that hereafter, only proper and concise language be use...

couldn't escape

's grenade.

-- |_[]||3P\5|<8Z! `/|_|[] P\ 5(()) !1337 3/\/|_|= 4|)15!!11!!1oneone *

So then...
* Lollerskates! You are so not elite enough for this. oneoneone.

Glunnator · « **Reply #988 on:** May 31, 2007, 03:39:07 pm »

... Neo came along --->

was pwnt in bullet-time by

-- Don't you dare mention a spoon

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #989 on:** May 31, 2007, 05:04:12 pm »

-- THERE IS NO SPOON YUO N00B!!1!

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