Author Topic: > The Story Game < (Read 587716 times)

E-Mxp · « **Reply #600 on:** March 10, 2007, 05:48:18 pm »

hippie-babes who like to eat them and get high

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #601 on:** March 10, 2007, 06:26:48 pm »

so they sucked on the

s tails instead hoping for some 'shroom magic, but this made the

s very horny so they...

Glunnator · « **Reply #602 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:15:54 pm »

had to run like friggin' hell only to find a

round the next corner which seemed to be hornier than the

.

...They were trapped! :eek:

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #603 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:41:50 pm »

-- I feel horny
I feel uberhorny --

-- I sense that something very wrong and messy is about to happen.

-- Yes, so do we

--

about an hour later...

-- Ooh man that was *soooo* hot!
Mmmm yeah... I've never been so *satisfied*... --

-- :eek:

-- OMG! What happened to you?!
:eek: --

-- Did DASPRiD play a village people track on tremradio?
:eek: --

-- Did you watch a video of bush and blair together?
:eek: --

-- You didn't accidentally nadespam the bas... Ummm... Why are you covered in mayonnaise?
:eek: --

-- :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

So then the...

Glunnator · « **Reply #604 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:47:19 pm »

will to live severed horribly and everyone died instantly and the universe exploded. then, when there was nothing, molecules popped into existence to start the creation of a new universe! These molecules were a paperclip. (Terry Prattchet FTW!)

**NOT PART OF STORY**
Lol rofl w00p haha lollercoaster roflercopter lollerskates with pie!
Guys, just have a look at the whole story, I just skimmed through what I hadn't seen yet and laughed my head off!
Tremulous ftw!

**END OF MESSAGE**

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #605 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:06:03 pm »

the paperclip said "Hey! It looks like you're writing a story! Can I help you with that?" Then spammed your entire workspace with a huge speech bubble full of completely useless options then...

Plague Bringer · « **Reply #606 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:11:35 pm »

HUMANS GOT S4 AND USED TEH SUPER NUKE TO KILL ALL ALIENS ON TEH MAP AN DEN DE GAME END LOL

Glunnator · « **Reply #607 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:13:24 pm »

...and then my workbench remembered the entire universe just was destroyed and dissapeared.

Then suddenly, Thorn came along, said "I AM GOD! LET THERE BE LIGHT!"
And there was darkness.
Then, on the seventh day, he was supposed to grant the human race Infinite wisdom and immortality and the uber defence against griefers and deconners and HAX, but decided to go home and watch My Big Fat Greek Lava instead.

--hey 1337, the universe is back!
aha, so it is! how observant of you!--

--wtf are you talking like that for?
Dunno--

--...
...--

--can I eat you now?
errr...--

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #608 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:19:40 pm »

-- BITE!!!11!1
EEEERRRRGGAAAHHH --

-- *evolve* -->

-- Yay, now I can GRAB human's testes

-- Grr! Crappy map! So huge! I'm lost already!

-- Ooh, a human!
So the basilisk went and...

Glunnator · « **Reply #609 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:27:32 pm »

Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"

-- BITE!!!11!1
EEEERRRRGGAAAHHH --
-- *evolve* -->
-- Yay, now I can GRAB human's testes

-- Grr! Crappy map! So huge! I'm lost already!

-- Ooh, a human!
So the basilisk went and...

Got really really annoyed because Glunnator and Taiyo.uk seemed to be spamming this whole place full of nonsense (about trem) so it gassed Glunnator who went to bed and fell asleep and then turned aroun to see that Taiyo had picked up his mighty crafty construction kit and had...

**Glunnator is sleeping**

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #610 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:35:42 pm »

SPAMMED TESLAS!!11!!!!1111!11ONEONEONE!!112211ELEVENTYONE!!!

<-- Taiyo.uk

-- Hey n00bz0rz! I'm gonna b0rk j00r defcomp!

so then

crapped his pants and...

Plague Bringer · « **Reply #611 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:48:12 pm »

dretches began to eat the teslas, but luckily

crapped out the

he ate for lunch...

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #612 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:55:58 pm »

Then completely forgot about the dretchen eating the telsas and spent the next three hours installing Z80-BSD on it then started browsing various porn sites using tor so that Haos Redro wouldn't notice. Meanwhile all the

s had eaten the teslas and looked at the screen on the

and were gobsmacked becauase

was looking at www.

Plague Bringer · « **Reply #613 on:** March 11, 2007, 12:51:28 am »

hawttremulousalienpron.com and

was also...

Paradox · « **Reply #614 on:** March 11, 2007, 01:12:16 am »

putting a :psaw: down his pants as a vibrator

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #615 on:** March 11, 2007, 01:19:53 am »

and just like Edward Scissorhands trying to urinate, lost half an inch with every move he made. After loosing all twelve inches

felt a little unmasculine and decided to have the operation. Leaving the hospital

was now (technically) a woman, despite still having a deep voice and hands like shovels. He... err.... She bumped into

-- OMG! BOOBZORZ!
Yeah, see how they jiggle --

*jiggle* *jiggle*

-- AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGH! HAIRY BOOBZ! NOOOOOO! MEIN EYES!
pwnt. --

So then...

n00b pl0x · « **Reply #616 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:19:44 am »

- me so horny

- me love you long time

Glunnator · « **Reply #617 on:** March 11, 2007, 10:44:39 am »

rofl--

--hey you promise you never show me those again, d'yahear?
OMG! Look!

*censored*

-- :eek:

--

*whistle*

*censored mayonaise*

*censored screaming*

-- :eek: :eek: :eek:

--

But then suddenly

came along and ruined all the fun with his PWNZOR LUCI SKILL but then he didn't when he remembered he had nothing but a blaster so then

killed

and got eaten by

who then ate

. Then, the now remaining

went over to H base and ate some

and then he exploded.
Aliens Win!

And the next map was...

E-Mxp · « **Reply #618 on:** March 11, 2007, 11:00:22 am »

in Stargatecommand and there they played a scene from the series

Glunnator · « **Reply #619 on:** March 11, 2007, 11:02:14 am »

Friends and...

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #620 on:** March 11, 2007, 12:49:52 pm »

-- onoz! Quick! Build some teslas!
Go away! --

*refresh*

-- They're sniping the base! Rebuild!
STFU and GTFO - I'm busy! --

*click* *refresh* *refresh*

-- WTF are you doing! The aliens are S3 and raping the base! Build defenses!
Whee £2.99 and only five minutes left! I'm gonna win it! --

*refresh* *refresh* *refresh*

-- AAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! DON'T DO THAT WHEN WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
REACTOR DOWN! --

...
Aliens win.

-- You did it again didn't you.
Did what again? --

-- You know what I'm talking about. It was you wasn't it. Confess or I'll do that thing with my pointy feets!
Ok, ok, yes it was me - I put another no-cd crack for tremulous on ebay --

so then the...

Evlesoa · « **Reply #621 on:** March 11, 2007, 05:41:27 pm »

New Game Began!

said: OMG Build FAST U NUB!!

I ARE T3H 1337 NINJA!!

So when the

and

are arguing, meanwhile at the base (something)

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #622 on:** March 14, 2007, 05:58:49 am »

and

were watching as

built a

in the middle of nowhere, put the

in the most open and exposed area in the map then run into a load of

s and die.

-- I said build a BASE!
i did stfu n00b! --

-- I don't call that a base!

-- omg! f*ckin n00bs! i said defend! omg! retard n00bs!
Well, there's only one thing I can do here. --

So

went and...

E-Mxp · « **Reply #623 on:** March 14, 2007, 05:57:24 pm »

called :human:s mother who send him to bed because it was 21:00 already and he called a sUPER uLTRA hYPER mEGA pRO (hacker) to win the game for $20. (

was a man with lots of connections)

Glunnator · « **Reply #624 on:** March 15, 2007, 09:32:56 pm »

but then suddenly

's mom (

) turned up and forced him to watch teletubbies (which killed him) before he was able to call

, and then once again the world exploded for no apparent reason at all and somewhere on a different planet

and

were arguing about who could eat the last

.

--I told you not to eat the damn spawn!
Dude you totally ate it first!--

--Wtf are you talking about?! I was on the other side of the map!
We're on a planet, you ass, there is no map!--

--This area, fartface, it's called a map!
You don't have to friggin shout at me like that!--

--errr, guys?

--IF I DON'T SHOU AT YOU YOU WON'T LISTEN!
YES I FREGGIN WILL!--

--Guys would you listen for a moment?

--YOU N00B! I'M GETTING THE ADMIN! YOU'RE IN FOR A BAN!
YEAH?! WELL FU TOO!--

--WOULD YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME!!

--WHAT?!--

--I know it dousn't happen often in these parts, but there's a meteorite coming this way...

--...so?

--'tis a big one.

--well I don't care i'm getting banned from here anyway >_>

--allright THAT'S IT! LET ME AT HIM...!

And so

didn't get eaten but got to watch the show as

TK'd

and then got flattened by the meteorite. Of course

himself didn't get to see this last bit because he was a victim of same.
Then, on an OTHER planet...

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #625 on:** March 15, 2007, 10:12:18 pm »

-- Did you hear about that meteorite on that planet?
Yeah, good thing I've got my METEORITE PROOF SHEILD!!1! --

-- Ummm.... That's a repeater you stole from the human base.
Yeah, pretty good isn't it! --

-- No.
Prove it! --

*CHOMP!*

was killed by TEAMMATE

-- OMG I SAID METEORITE PROOF! THAT WAS A GOON CLAW!
Oh dear. --

Meanwhile...

-- Did you hear about that meteorite on that planet?
Yeah, good thing I've got my METEORITE PROOF SHEILD!!1! --

-- grr.

-- Ummm.... That's a granger you stole from the alien base.
Yeah, pretty good isn't it! --

-- No.
Prove it! --

BEEEEEEEEP BOOOOOM!

was killed by TEAMMATE

-- OMG! I SAID METEORITE PROOF! THAT WAS A LUCI BALL!
Oh dear. --

So then...

n00b pl0x · « **Reply #626 on:** March 16, 2007, 02:59:04 am »

:wink: : me so horny
:wink: : me love you long time

: fell fowl to gravity.

E-Mxp · « **Reply #627 on:** March 16, 2007, 08:31:29 am »

all players got meteors on there heads and died because the failure of the METEORITE PROOF SHEILDs!!1! which where the only things alive after the meteor rain witch destroyed whole planets.

-- WHaaaaaa! stupid aliens. NOOBS!!

-- Who, I can talk!!!!! Didn't know that!!11oNEoNE
WHaaaaaa! stupid humans. NOOBS!! --

Who, I can talk!!!!! Didn't know that!!11oNEoNE --

And so, the aliens and the repeater could talk english for no logical reason.
So...

Glunnator · « **Reply #628 on:** March 17, 2007, 12:59:49 pm »

...the universal lawpolice came along and killed them.
Then a new game began on ATCS

--Ok, guys, here's the plan...

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #629 on:** March 17, 2007, 09:49:20 pm »

-- We FIGHT, we WIN, and we PWNZ0R!
Sounds good, but how do we do that? --

-- Well we PWN the aliens with our l33t 5k1lz0Rz!
Could you be more specific? We need a *strategy* --

-- ROFL n00b! lol! I'm gonna PWNX0R t3h alien base! CAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

was bitten by

-- OMG! n00b! HAX! CAMMAAAAAAAN!

was swiped by

-- EVOHAXX! BAN! CAMMAAAAAAAAN!

was clawed by

-- OMFG! NOOBZ0RZ! CAMMAAAAAAAAAN!

was chomped by

-- Stobbit! They're gonna get S2 soon thanks to your feeding!
n00b! wut i do then? --

-- Well, spawn with a ckit.
l0l! n00b! u cant shoot w ckit! --

-- No, but you can build an armoury, a medistation, a load of turrets and repair this last spawn...

-- OMG WTF CRAP TEAM N00BZ LAME STFU!

was killed by TEAMMATE

-- Now spawn with the ckit and build!

So then...

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