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sharrakor

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« Reply #660 on: March 27, 2007, 01:08:19 pm »
HE FARTED...[/u][/i]
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #661 on: March 27, 2007, 01:29:15 pm »
:dretch: -- Ooh l33t he fixx0r3d t3h page layout!

:human: -- Hmm, there appears to be a high concentration of methane in the local atmosphere.
Yes. The air in here is highly explosive. -- :helmet:
:battlesuit: -- IT'S PWNAG TIME!!!!1!!11 EAT MEIN LUCISPAM!
NO! YOU'LL BLOW US UP! -- :human:
:helmet: -- THE AIR IS FULL OF TYRANTFARTS!
It's ok, I have a battlesuit. NOW EAT MY LUCISPAM! -- :battlesuit:

so then...

E-Mxp

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« Reply #662 on: March 27, 2007, 03:29:53 pm »
the human base exploded, killing everyone in it.... except :battlesuit:

LOL XD -- :tyrant:
:battlesuit: -- oWNAGE!!!
oMG oNE hUMAN sURVIVED!!! -- :tyrant:
:battlesuit: -- oMG, tYRANT!!!
eAT mY tYRANTfART sPAM!!!! -- :tyrant:
:battlesuit: -- oNOES!!!

then...

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« Reply #663 on: March 27, 2007, 08:28:24 pm »
The tyrant did it's super cool backflip + Full house kick combo, The battle suit pulled out a revolver and...
quot;Man is the only creature to spend all of its time pumping sewage into the sea and then swimming in it!"
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« Reply #664 on: March 27, 2007, 10:30:13 pm »
shot his own balls off then

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« Reply #665 on: March 29, 2007, 11:41:47 am »
he died of pure agony of the fact a tyrant was squishing him to death(zorz)
 :D

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« Reply #666 on: March 29, 2007, 05:29:35 pm »
the dretches were swarming...
quot;Man is the only creature to spend all of its time pumping sewage into the sea and then swimming in it!"
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« Reply #667 on: March 29, 2007, 05:30:24 pm »
tjw

Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #668 on: March 29, 2007, 05:53:41 pm »
's house

AKAnotu

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« Reply #669 on: March 29, 2007, 06:28:51 pm »
because  of his tremulous "balancing" additions

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« Reply #670 on: March 29, 2007, 07:41:03 pm »
that made it smell like week old meat.

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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #671 on: March 29, 2007, 07:56:44 pm »
after a :tyrant: had eaten it

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« Reply #672 on: March 30, 2007, 01:07:56 pm »
then the  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  killed the meat smelling :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:
quot;Man is the only creature to spend all of its time pumping sewage into the sea and then swimming in it!"
Viktrua

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« Reply #673 on: March 30, 2007, 01:25:34 pm »
:marauder: -- I smell bacon!!
That means there is a human here!!! -- :advmarauder:
:battlesuit: -- I had unions this morning!
:battlesuit: -- eAT mY uNIONbREATH!!!
:marauder: -- oNOES!!! -- :advmarauder:

:human: -- I smell rotten fish!!
That means there is a alien here!!! -- :helmet:
:tyrant: -- I had old salami this morning!
:tyrant: -- eAT mY sALAMIbREATH!!!
:human: -- oNOES!!! -- :helmet:

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« Reply #674 on: March 30, 2007, 04:47:17 pm »
:marauder: -- You had onions?
No. -- :battlesuit:
:marauder: -- Nvm. I can smell rotten fish.
That means there's lesbians in there -- :dretch:
:marauder: -- Eww. But it's voice sounds like a bloke
EWWWW! -- :dretch:
:marauder: *swipe* *swipe* *swipe* *swipe* *swipe* *swipe* *swipe*  :battlesuit:

:human: -- My battlesuit!
See, it's a bloke! -- :marauder:
:dretch: -- So how come he smells of rotten fish?
Well, because I got wet stuffing a :grenade: up the :overmind: 's pussy. -- :human:

...

:dretch: -- ONOZ! QUICK BUILD OM!!!!1!!!11

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« Reply #675 on: March 30, 2007, 04:55:55 pm »
then the  :battlesuit: farted and said "Uhh, that was a granger. It built something, over there."

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« Reply #676 on: March 30, 2007, 05:04:59 pm »
"...Yes, yes, it was a hovel"
"Wtf I thought they couldn't build without an OM?!"
"errr..."

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« Reply #677 on: April 01, 2007, 04:06:57 am »
:granger: -- lol ten second bug still exists on this server
zOMG! BUGSPLOITER BAN! -- :human:
:granger: -- you call that bugsploitation? This is bugsploitation!
:reactor: DECONSTRUCTED by :granger:

so then...

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« Reply #678 on: April 01, 2007, 04:15:06 pm »
:human: 's weapons stopped working and the entire alien team evolved to :granger: s and completely pwnt the humans
 :human: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
 :battlesuit: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
 :helmet: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
 :human: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
 :helmet: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
 :human: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
 :helmet: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
 :human: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
Aliens win

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« Reply #679 on: April 01, 2007, 04:37:45 pm »
:egg: *respawn* :human:

:human: -- ph34r mein l33t spawnhax!

:human: -- OMG! A whole pile of cuteness!

:granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:

:human: *hug* *cuddle* :granger:
:human: -- Who's a little cuteypie? :granger:
:human: -- coochie-coo! You're my little cuddleball, yes you are! :granger:
:human: *pet* *hug* *snuggles* :granger:
:human: -- I'm gonna take you all home and we can play with my barbie dolls! :granger:

:granger: -- AAAAARRRRRGH! WE CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! -- :granger:

:granger: suicided.
:granger: was in the wrong place.
:granger: fell foul to gravity.
:granger: suicided.
:granger: was squished.
:granger: did a back flip into the lava.
:granger: was in the wrong place.

:human: -- They're all dead time for some buildhax!

:tesla: :turret: :tesla: :turret:
:turret: :reactor: :armoury: :turret:
:tesla: :telenode: :medstat: :tesla:
:turret: :defcomp: :telenode: :tesla:
:turret: :tesla: :turret: :tesla:

:human: -- There. Now I'm going to...

Glunnator

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« Reply #680 on: April 01, 2007, 04:46:54 pm »
He didn't fnish his sentence, for a scary  :tyrant: had...

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« Reply #681 on: April 01, 2007, 04:51:12 pm »
been in the wrong place and joined the grangers up in alien heaven
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« Reply #682 on: April 02, 2007, 03:43:41 pm »
but he couldn't get thought the heaven gate because he slapped a monkey in a other live, but he ate the gate and went into heaven anyway

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« Reply #683 on: April 02, 2007, 04:42:03 pm »
then god got so mad he turned the tyrant into a...

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« Reply #684 on: April 02, 2007, 04:43:55 pm »
...dretch.

:dretch: -- Where do dead people go?
To the scoreboard. -- :advmarauder:
:dretch: -- What's that?
It's a table showing the name and killcount of each player. --  :advmarauder:
:dretch: -- Then what do they do?
They respawn, provided that their team still have spawn points. -- :advmarauder:
:dretch: -- Oh. Then what's the meaning of life?
To ¶ШЛҖÖЯ the opposing team. -- :advmarauder:
:dretch: -- Oh.

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« Reply #685 on: April 02, 2007, 09:41:19 pm »
the scoreboard got hacked and no1 could leave the scoreboard when they died and trem as we knew it died
will sort out my sig, or I will get banned.

HOW DO I SORTED SIG?

Plague Bringer

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« Reply #686 on: April 02, 2007, 09:44:27 pm »
and then trem 1.2 came out.....
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« Reply #687 on: April 02, 2007, 11:15:54 pm »
and a new race of Advanced :granger: came out

sharrakor

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« Reply #688 on: April 03, 2007, 06:18:15 am »
:advmarauder:  :advmarauder: KILLED EVERYONE
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« Reply #689 on: April 03, 2007, 11:48:46 am »
exept for the 1337 new :granger: , which then killed  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder: .

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