The Truth: My conspiracy at work.

[BeSmart]

#      FOR EYES THAT WISH TO SEE THE TRUTH        #


Hey, and welcome to the official GT Flankage (GTF) document! GTF is a quick and dirty compendium of everything we've done, so that we can bring masses of Tremulous up to speed. Just what is The Plan? It's our means of reshaping Tremulous 1.2 to create the largest trolling effort on earth. That's right Tremulous, the Illuminati of Tremulous has flanked you hard, hard up the asshole. This hasn't been the first time- it certainly has though, been the largest effort our Illuminati has pulled off. Trust me when I say this, the wheels are just beginning to turn losers, our new characters will blend in perfectly with the community, we already have many non "GT" members in many clans that are a part of our Illuminati- Fitting in will be as easy as flankin'. Haha, just to see our accomplishments, please do read below: I'd really love to see your reactions to this. The biggest flank in Tremulous history. You've all been fucking flanked Lmfao!


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# THE PLAN #
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#  This document is for the masses, no eyes shall be left in the dark to stray blindly #

PHASE 1: PASSED
- Our first phase involved getting GT known on 1.2.
- After a long hiatus, during which Medistation was appointed permanent "leader," kharnov returned to Tremulous, and I- OutFlanked followed after- A strategic decision to avoid suspicion. Old members from 1.1 slowly began to trickle over onto 1.2, and due to the lack of a clan scene we were able to quickly establish a tight core of new members. Techie and Demo were amongst the first recruited on 1.2.
- Success of this phase was achieved due to the lack of resistance. Early detractors were either made into friends or left 1.2 permanently (LOLFLANKED.)

PHASE 2: PASSED
- Our second phase involved rapid recruitment of members to bulk ourselves up.
- During this phase, members were recruited at a rate of approximately one per every three days. The site was born, instituting the member count and the countdown to our third anniversary. The Plan is first established. Early scrims begin, although we did not have enough team experience to compete with well-established clans.
- Success of this phase was achieved due to our charismatic leaders and our ability to exert influence with our vast membership. Early tests of our power allowed us to flank the co-founder of synergy, Coulrophobia.

PHASE 3: PASSED
- Our third phase involved exerting our flankage over other clans and individuals.
- Scrims were starting to be won, and of course lost- You need both for attention after all. Membership reaches far beyond expectations, surpassing 50 for the first time. Clans are flanked easily, allowing for us to destroy SaS, DU, and likely some other no-name competitors. Members are planted in every major clan, and absorption of Seeds is complete.
- Success of this phase was achieved through tactical application of forced flanking, first from small pathetic clans and then to established members of the community. As confidence in our abilities increased, some hard-to-get members like Fed joined us, further amplifying our influence. This allowed for major flanking later on.

PHASE 4: PASSED
- Our fourth phase involved the rise of the anti-clam and the destruction of foes through unconventional and indirect methods.
- ESF, formerly ETF was all a part of this plan. It was purely artificial, in reality I still remained a full member of GT, and "unofficial" (but undeniable) leader of it. ESF's sole purpose was to gather attention for both GT, and itself. Quite literally, we flanked the whole community (especially our own, low ranking members.)

PHASE 4.1: PASSED, Actually to be clear: This is just an explanation of Medistations true status in GT. This is directed at Medi more than anyone else actually.
- I've always been the leader Medi. Always. Kharnov never gave you leadership because he couldn't, nor would he.
- When ESF was formed it was planned from the start that you'd tear us to shreds. I can't believe you honestly thought you flanked me of all people. You didn't kill ESF, I did. That's right Medi. You've been the one left in the dark this whole time, not me, this was all a part of my delicate plan to flank tremulous, and you were just my tool.
- So Medi, who's been OutFlanked now? Hahahahaha!

PHASE 5: PASSED
- Our fifth plan, in reality was simply to stay alive until the anniversary. Well, it's not like we're disappearing, the Tremulous Illuminati never dies, it merely has different incarnations, different titles, different characters leading it- That's right, we've been playing a role all this time, Tremulous is our RPG, and you, the masses are the goblins we kill.
- If that's not flanking, then I really don't know what the fuck is. But fuck, who cares what you think, you're all goblins- NPC's, meanwhile I'm a level 30 rogue flanking you from all angles. Hahaha, ALL ANGLES, FLANKED!
- Goddamn, I love my self so fucking much. Did I mention that while doing this I've had a girlfriend... THE WHOLE TIME? Hahahaha, let's see you losers pull something like this off while still maintaining a life.
- You're a loser, I'm amazing.

ENDGAME: VICTORY
- Those who oppose us have been MIA for long periods of time. They will not be on Tremulous again until long after GT has disappeared, and the Illuminati has grown. They've been... Outflanked!
- The Tremulous Illuminati has been born, it has gone under many titles: GT, ETF, ESF, as well as a few others- And our high ranking members are members of multiple major clans (see below.)
- Think about it: Would the worlds best tactile genius really be banned? No, I now reveal the truth. I will enlighten you all, I am still here, I am still flanking, I may not be named Outflanked any longer, but that's only so my scapegoat won't have died in vain.
- And finally, I'm sorry kharnov- it's not just my character that hates you. I fucking hate you to death, you've lost your status, you never deserved it in the first place. This whole time you've been slowing down my tactical genius- The Illuminati will be better off without you. Good riddance.
- One last note: You've been... OUTFLANKED! Hahahaha, wow this joke really gets better every time.

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# FOREIGN RELATIONS #
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MG: NEUTRAL; ABSORPTION IMPOSSIBLE

><: NEUTRAL; ABSORPTION UNLIKELY

.ddos: NEUTRAL; ABSORPTION UNLIKELY

MAD: NEUTRAL; ABSORPTION PLANNED

FSW: NEUTRAL; ABSORPTION UNDESIRABLE

.|^: FRIENDLY; ABSORPTION NEARLY COMPLETE

.Pk: FRIENDLY; ABSORPTION NEARLY COMPLETE

DSPro: FRIENDLY; ABSORPTION PLANNED

DSBro: FRIENDLY; ABSORPTION PLANNED

++: FRIENDLY; ABSORPTION PLANNED

sg: DEAD; ABSORPTION HALTED

STFU: DEAD; ABSORPTION HALTED

U.T: DEAD; ABSORPTION UNDESIRABLE

SaS: DEAD; ABSORPTION UNDESIRABLE

DU: DEAD; ABSORPTION UNDESIRABLE

e7: DEAD; ABSORPTION UNDESIRABLE

GTH: DEAD; THREAT ELIMINATED

ESF: COMPLETED; JOB WELL DONE

# SINCERELY OUTFLANKED #
FLANKED YA!

[Celestial_Rage]

.Pk: FRIENDLY; ABSORPTION NEARLY COMPLETE

Explain.

[Demolution]

Lol lame attempt at organizing whatever the hell you think you've organized/achieved. Quite amusing. Oh wait, not even that. Huh.

[ziplocpeople]

Looks like somebody has way too much free time on their hands, and is crying for attention.

[your face]

wata bout nos

[ziplocpeople]

wata bout nos

I think that this just proves how out of the loop outflanked is- Pretty funny really, he always has to try to be seen as a genius- and he always comes out looking like himself.

[kharnov]

Sigh.

This isn't the first time he's tried to attack us with accusations of some conspiracy.

I guess he didn't like being banned for a few months.

[Pazuzu]

I knew it! The Aliens are from Planet Nibiru!

[A Spork]

Is he high or something?

[Pazuzu]

Nah. I'd say either trolling or making fun of conspiracy theorists.

[ziplocpeople]

Nah. I'd say either trolling or making fun of conspiracy theorists.

I think he's just OutFlanked.

[Celestial_Rage]

He seems to have quite a high opinion of himself...

[Aviator]

He seems a lot like Tokai. But of course they were in the same boat together weren't they?

[OhaiReapd]

Where the fuck is NN? Asshole.

[Dracone]

There is no hope to fight this machine. I surrender my weapons to you.

[Lecavalier]

tl;dr

A thread that had this much time and effort put into it must be very important. This is the exception that proves the rule.

[Qrntz]

I will just quote the 'official' FAQ of ESF.

Q: Let me get this straight: Your leader is a guy who thinks he's awesome and hilarious and a tactical genius but who is widely regarded to be one of the single most annoying individuals on a game about as cerebral as pac man?
A: Yes.

At least he is honest.

[superspirality]

I'd as always think Outflanked is an idiot... but what the hell happened with the GT's site? 0_o
That begins to get mysterious or a lame deface or just me?
Also, wtf is finalboss.org.

[Pazuzu]

I'd as always think Outflanked is an idiot... but what the hell happened with the GT's site? 0_o
That begins to get mysterious or a lame deface or just me?
Also, wtf is finalboss.org.

No idea. Lynx says it's an iframe called "ads.php", and the title is "Final Boss of the Internet". Which means some dicks from 4chan probably set it up. Which should tell you all you need to know.

[ziplocpeople]

I'd as always think Outflanked is an idiot... but what the hell happened with the GT's site? 0_o
That begins to get mysterious or a lame deface or just me?
Also, wtf is finalboss.org.

I have no clue what you're talking about. What site, what GT?

On another note, OutFlanked seems to of flanked himself yet again with this forum posting. Damn he's good at that.
EDIT: On another note, he doesn't have any negative turrets yet... Seriously?

[BeSmart]

I'd as always think Outflanked is an idiot... but what the hell happened with the GT's site? 0_o
That begins to get mysterious or a lame deface or just me?
Also, wtf is finalboss.org.

I have no clue what you're talking about. What site, what GT?

On another note, OutFlanked seems to of flanked himself yet again with this forum posting. Damn he's good at that.
EDIT: On another note, he doesn't have any negative turrets yet... Seriously?

It's obvious that anyone that fucking matters realizes that this is the truth, and the only truth. Otherwise why the hell would I have a +1 turret? Give it up Medi, anyone with half a brain can see that you've lost this war. I admire your attempts to rebuke what I've said, but alas it seems you really are just that far below me. You're weak, and so are your friends. To put it more eloquently: Fuck you, drop dead, give up, you fucking loser, I'm better, you suck.

You'll never outflank THE Outflanked, seriously bro. Give it up.

[Pazuzu]

I'd as always think Outflanked is an idiot... but what the hell happened with the GT's site? 0_o
That begins to get mysterious or a lame deface or just me?
Also, wtf is finalboss.org.

I have no clue what you're talking about. What site, what GT?

On another note, OutFlanked seems to of flanked himself yet again with this forum posting. Damn he's good at that.
EDIT: On another note, he doesn't have any negative turrets yet... Seriously?

It's obvious that anyone that fucking matters realizes that this is the truth, and the only truth. Otherwise why the hell would I have a +1 turret? Give it up Medi, anyone with half a brain can see that you've lost this war. I admire your attempts to rebuke what I've said, but alas it seems you really are just that far below me. You're weak, and so are your friends. To put it more eloquently: Fuck you, drop dead, give up, you fucking loser, I'm better, you suck.

You'll never outflank THE Outflanked, seriously bro. Give it up.

tldr, gb2Nibiru, kthxbai

[ziplocpeople]

I'd as always think Outflanked is an idiot... but what the hell happened with the GT's site? 0_o
That begins to get mysterious or a lame deface or just me?
Also, wtf is finalboss.org.

I have no clue what you're talking about. What site, what GT?

On another note, OutFlanked seems to of flanked himself yet again with this forum posting. Damn he's good at that.
EDIT: On another note, he doesn't have any negative turrets yet... Seriously?

It's obvious that anyone that fucking matters realizes that this is the truth, and the only truth. Otherwise why the hell would I have a +1 turret? Give it up Medi, anyone with half a brain can see that you've lost this war. I admire your attempts to rebuke what I've said, but alas it seems you really are just that far below me. You're weak, and so are your friends. To put it more eloquently: Fuck you, drop dead, give up, you fucking loser, I'm better, you suck.

You'll never outflank THE Outflanked, seriously bro. Give it up.

1-2 = -1... You truly are outflanked.

[your face]

Otherwise why the hell would I have a +1 turret? Give it up Medi, anyone with half a brain can see that you've lost this war.

Actually I gave that to you to throw people off.

Guess I'll take it back now, sry.

[Pazuzu]

I'd as always think Outflanked is an idiot... but what the hell happened with the GT's site? 0_o
That begins to get mysterious or a lame deface or just me?
Also, wtf is finalboss.org.

I have no clue what you're talking about. What site, what GT?

On another note, OutFlanked seems to of flanked himself yet again with this forum posting. Damn he's good at that.
EDIT: On another note, he doesn't have any negative turrets yet... Seriously?

It's obvious that anyone that fucking matters realizes that this is the truth, and the only truth. Otherwise why the hell would I have a +1 turret? Give it up Medi, anyone with half a brain can see that you've lost this war. I admire your attempts to rebuke what I've said, but alas it seems you really are just that far below me. You're weak, and so are your friends. To put it more eloquently: Fuck you, drop dead, give up, you fucking loser, I'm better, you suck.

You'll never outflank THE Outflanked, seriously bro. Give it up.

1-2 = -1... You truly are outflanked.

Good sir, it appears your math is flawed. I can clearly see a third negative turret! Or perhaps I need to fix my monocle.

[your face]

I'd as always think Outflanked is an idiot... but what the hell happened with the GT's site? 0_o
That begins to get mysterious or a lame deface or just me?
Also, wtf is finalboss.org.

I have no clue what you're talking about. What site, what GT?

On another note, OutFlanked seems to of flanked himself yet again with this forum posting. Damn he's good at that.
EDIT: On another note, he doesn't have any negative turrets yet... Seriously?

It's obvious that anyone that fucking matters realizes that this is the truth, and the only truth. Otherwise why the hell would I have a +1 turret? Give it up Medi, anyone with half a brain can see that you've lost this war. I admire your attempts to rebuke what I've said, but alas it seems you really are just that far below me. You're weak, and so are your friends. To put it more eloquently: Fuck you, drop dead, give up, you fucking loser, I'm better, you suck.

You'll never outflank THE Outflanked, seriously bro. Give it up.

1-2 = -1... You truly are outflanked.

Good sir, it appears your math is flawed. I can clearly see a third negative turret! Or perhaps I need to fix my monocle.

that's because I took the one I gave him back.

[Demolution]

Aw jeez, my mouse keeps slipping every hour.... What a shame.

[superspirality]

I am sorry for my mistaken post.
GT never existed. Though I still don't know what is it. (Great Turkeys? Good Times? Green Table? I wonder.)

[swamp-cecil]

whats the point of this thread? to kill 1.2 clans? If so, shouldnt that be disallowed?

[Tremulant]

whats the point of this thread? to kill 1.2 clans? If so, shouldnt that be disallowed?

Sorry?