Author Topic: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD  (Read 158944 times)

Kaine

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Re: I, conspirator
« Reply #150 on: May 11, 2011, 10:38:21 am »
Ok guys, enough is enough.  This whole thing has been blown way out of proportion and I want to clear some things up right now:

When Iraq seceded from the OPEC confederates in the Great Shinto War of '89, it was clear that they were planning to arm themselves with Warhammers of Much Diffidence and so a grand scheme was concocted.  The great war machine that was the Unified States of the Americas gathered together every last covert and secret agenty service (including Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell) and created Black Ops Thinktank Service(BOTS).  BOTS decided that in order to defeat the Muslim horde and their terrifying diffidence, they must first bring racism back into the world.  So the snuck off into the night and found a down-on-his-luck mulatto actor from Kansas City (his name was Rick Johnson, if I recall correctly) and told him to start growing a beard.

From that point, it was a simple matter of bioengineering a highly unstable compound called SARS in an attempt to give people super mutant powers like Professor X, but unfortunately the Midget Conglomerates of Asia sent ninja spy assassins to steal the SARS before it could be completed and tested it prematurely on circus monkeys which some unfortunate guy named Ling Sun accidentally mistook for his wife and before you knew it half of Asia was creating the perfect smokescreen for the super secret society (BOTS) to perform corporate espianoge on the Russians and steal their plans for the feared and deadly "Plane Bomb."  At around that time good ol' Rick Johnson's beard was in full bloom, so nefarious agents of the CommonWealth of Cheyenne Mountain sent him on a one-way all expenses paid vacation to Afganistan.

While there Rick decided to pick up acting again, and with some funding from shady characters, he was able to release his first ever workout video (with a turbanny military theme).  After his film was met with some success at the Sundance movie festival in Littleshire, Britain, Rick decided that it was time he got a real screen name.  Thus Osama bin Laden was born.  From there he spent most of his time dying his beard grey and taking pilot lessons for a Top Gun spinoff he was planning to produce.  At this point the super secret and ultra shady BOTS organization knew it was time to strike.  They once again sallied forth into the night and found some disgruntled ex-Walmart overnight employees who still had their boxcutters, and organized them into a fearsome batallion of sky warriors.  This battalion (known only as SKYBAT1) stormed into area 51 and absconded with the newly developed and super lethal soviet Plane Bomb.

From there, you can pretty much guess the rest.  Whatever the case, it's clear that poor old Rick Johnson bin Laden was really just a stooge for the American government.

PS: Garion, I found that source you were quoting from/looking for.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2011, 10:40:09 am by Kaine »

Garion

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #151 on: May 11, 2011, 12:25:05 pm »
The internet agents have arrived. I'm not going to spoon feed you, and I don't give a shit if you don't trust me. I gave enough informations and I won't write the whole story since the down of time just to prove you my point. All you two do is caricature my point, so fuck you.

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Re: FATALITY
« Reply #152 on: May 11, 2011, 12:48:41 pm »
Is that a touch of despair I detect in your voice?  Chrissake son, I've only been in this thread a little over 2 hours... get your shit together.

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Re: FATALITY
« Reply #153 on: May 11, 2011, 01:27:28 pm »
Is that a touch of despair I detect in your voice?  Chrissake son, I've only been in this thread a little over 2 hours... get your shit together.

I don't recall talking out loud. As you said, I got my shit together, since I pointed you an Kharnov in my last post and told you to fuck off.

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Re: FATALITY
« Reply #154 on: May 11, 2011, 03:29:52 pm »
The internet agents have arrived.
As in a top secret group of CIA operatives who've infiltrated the trem community just to discredit your story? I've always been a little unsure of kharnov's true motivations, this would explain a lot.
Is that a touch of despair I detect in your voice?  Chrissake son, I've only been in this thread a little over 2 hours... get your shit together.
I don't recall talking out loud.
Shit, you mean you've been whispering the whole time? You could've mentioned it sooner, i've been typing at full volume, no wonder the agents have descended on this thread, very sorry. :(
As you said, I got my shit together, since I pointed you an Kharnov in my last post and told you to fuck off.
That's very together, good job. So many conspiracy theorists, when attempting to explain these complex plots to laymen, come across as stereotypically ragey nutjobs who'd knife the guy in the corner shop if the internet told them to, thank god you've managed to avoid this.
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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #155 on: May 11, 2011, 04:27:33 pm »
i am top secret goverment agent and i am here to tell u all that galion is right, there is much conspiricies and they go al the way to the top!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #156 on: May 11, 2011, 07:19:35 pm »
How was Iraq an external threat to the United-States? They had a nuke? No. They were up with the terrorists? No, this is, as I said, the war on terrorism phenomenon.

Were the allegations of them harbouring WMDs? Yes. Did they Look for WMDs? Yes. Did they find any? No. Did they still insist there were WMDs and used it as justification to invade Iraq? Yes.

Remember, we're not discussing whether Iraq actually was a credible threat. You said the US had no alternative boogeymen and yet there they were suggesting Iraq was dangerous before terrorism became the next big thing. Also I'm not sure why we're even arguing this point since we both agree that the US government has severely exaggerated threats to push it's own goals.


I don't think the US government crashed planes into the WTC, but I think there was something done by the interior that wasn't right, to the least. And, the more you study the case, the more you'll see how the 9/11's mysterious.

So you actually have a more relaxed position than your previous posts suggested. That at least is reassuring. How sure are you about Bin Laden dying early?

P.S.: Y'all are posting in a troll thread. Garion is either very persistent or very deluded. Find something more productive to do with your life. Play Tremulous, or go outside. That wonderful feeling of convincing the other side that they're wrong? It's not going to come.

I don't personally debate because I expect a big payoff at the end. I enjoy discussion for what it is; a sharing of ideas and a challenge to your own views as much as anyone elses.

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #157 on: May 11, 2011, 07:33:15 pm »
P.S.: Y'all are posting in a troll thread. Garion is either very persistent or very deluded. Find something more productive to do with your life. Play Tremulous, or go outside. That wonderful feeling of convincing the other side that they're wrong? It's not going to come.
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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #158 on: May 11, 2011, 08:57:11 pm »
How sure are you about Bin Laden dying early?

Obviously Garion was one of the one secret agent that assassinated Osama.

Conspiracy theorists are so silly.

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #159 on: May 15, 2011, 05:10:34 pm »
Your replies are so sad to read...Not only do you misunderstand me, but many of you also act like a bunch of tools and with arrogance.

@Tremulant: ''As in a top secret group of CIA operatives who've infiltrated the trem community just to discredit your story?'' -Tremulant

No, they act as the little internet agents of good taste, who can tell what is right or wrong, morally or factually. I'll skip the rest of your post, it was pointless.




@Nux: ''Were the allegations of them harbouring WMDs? Yes. Did they Look for WMDs? Yes. Did they find any? No. Did they still insist there were WMDs and used it as justification to invade Iraq? Yes.

Remember, we're not discussing whether Iraq actually was a credible threat. You said the US had no alternative boogeymen and yet there they were suggesting Iraq was dangerous before terrorism became the next big thing. Also I'm not sure why we're even arguing this point since we both agree that the US government has severely exaggerated threats to push it's own goals.'' -Nux

We agree they severly pushed threats to pursue their own goals, I also think they created some of these threats. Discussing wether Iraq was a credible threat against the America like how the USSR was once seen is just silly. Anyway.

''So you actually have a more relaxed position than your previous posts suggested. That at least is reassuring. How sure are you about Bin Laden dying early?''

If Steve Pieczenik goes to the jury to say what he said on the radio, I will be more convinced. Then again, he's not the only reason that gives this thesis credit. Remember, posts don't suggest things, you do. When I was talking about how some people would be better conditionned to discuss with me, it is because these people don't think conspiracies theories are all crazy, and it is also because they don't think we're always talking about a conspiration when there is something wrong going in this world. Other things exsists, such as strategies of dominations, strategies to acquire power, etc.

The modern man isn't <<racist>>, he's <<ideologist>>.

@Kasofat: ''Obviously Garion was one of the one secret agent that assassinated Osama.

Conspiracy theorists are so silly.''

Yes, conspiracy theories are silly, let's remove conspiracy from the dictionary I say. Again, conspiracies exist, and as I said to Nux, there are things that may be amalgamed with conspiracies, such as strategies of dominations, etc...But we could argue there's a bit of conspiracy in these too.

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« Reply #160 on: May 15, 2011, 06:31:38 pm »
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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #161 on: May 15, 2011, 08:36:53 pm »
Discussing wether Iraq was a credible threat against the America like how the USSR was once seen is just silly. Anyway.

Remember, we're not discussing whether Iraq actually was a credible threat.

In case you read that and just didn't understand it, I'm not saying Iraq was a threat. I'm saying the US was saying Iraq was a threat.

They are now saying terrorists are the threat, which in a sense is true because the government realised what people are capable of doing if the state doesn't impose itself on them enough. Adding security at airports was a rational response to evidence that hijackers were too capable of causing damage. Also reasonable is taking it as a lesson about the capabilities of a minority of extremists with creativity. Pretty much everything else that has been done in the name of the war on terrorism has been a farce.

When I was talking about how some people would be better conditionned to discuss with me, it is because these people don't think conspiracies theories are all crazy, and it is also because they don't think we're always talking about a conspiration when there is something wrong going in this world.

I hope I've made it clear that I don't just decide a story is bogus before considering it. Moreso, I know for a fact conspiracies exist because "a conspiracy is an agreement between two or more persons to break the law at some time in the future" It doesn't take much to make a conspiracy. It does, however, take quite a lot to create a global conspiracy that even your loosely assorted enemy supports.

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #162 on: May 15, 2011, 11:52:18 pm »
Garion was right, Osama died in December 2001. Read my source from Fox News on the first page!
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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #163 on: May 16, 2011, 01:35:58 am »
Ryanw surely watches fox news, because he thinks like them. Reducing the informations about Osama's death in 2001 to fox news is just an error an informed person wouldn't make.

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #164 on: May 16, 2011, 02:42:45 am »
See? You've wasted so much time on this thread that at this point, even you're just trolling.

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Garion

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #165 on: May 16, 2011, 02:47:10 am »
See? You've wasted so much time on this thread that at this point, even you're just trolling.

I'm not trolling, I'm answering trolls. Can't avoid getting in contact with you.

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #166 on: May 16, 2011, 04:42:56 am »
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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #167 on: May 16, 2011, 06:28:26 pm »
See? You've wasted so much time on this thread that at this point, even you're just trolling.

I'm not trolling, I'm answering trolls. Can't avoid getting in contact with you.
OFF: Feeding is trolling. Go invade /b/, why dontcha?

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Garion

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #168 on: May 17, 2011, 12:40:20 am »
Alright kid, I will play your little game too :

OFF: You're an idiot.

On: You're NOT an idiot.

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #169 on: May 17, 2011, 04:43:02 am »
Alright kid, I will play your little game too :

OFF: You're an idiot.

On: You're NOT an idiot.
I rest my case.

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #170 on: May 17, 2011, 05:53:08 am »
Alright kid, I will play your little game too :

OFF: You're an idiot.

On: You're NOT an idiot.
I really did give you the benefit of the doubt, didn't I? Off/on referred to off/on topic, though I suppose both of my comments were equally on topic. Thank you for your timely and well mannered response. Please come again.
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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #171 on: May 17, 2011, 03:58:41 pm »
Alright kid, I will play your little game too :

OFF: You're an idiot.

On: You're NOT an idiot.
I really did give you the benefit of the doubt, didn't I? Off/on referred to off/on topic, though I suppose both of my comments were equally on topic. Thank you for your timely and well mannered response. Please come again.

I really did give you the benefit of the doubt, didn't I? Off/on refered to trolling Off/on. I'm not feeding a troll, I'm posting a response so people know what my position is on his behaviour, wether he's serious or not. For exemple, I am answering you, as, just like Pazuzu, you troll because you don't believe in most of what I said. Please, don't come again. Tell me to fuck off if you want, atleast you'd be a bit honest for once, but leave the bone.

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #172 on: May 17, 2011, 06:00:54 pm »
Wrong. We "troll" you because you're obviously a troll yourself, and a stupid post deserves a stupid response.

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Garion

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #173 on: May 17, 2011, 09:42:48 pm »
''Wrong. We "troll" you because you're obviously a troll yourself'' What else did you see in your crystal ball?

''and a stupid post deserves a stupid response.'' I completly agree!

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #174 on: May 17, 2011, 10:30:28 pm »
Nux, I told you on Tremulous that I would find a link to prove you that one of Obama's important man didn't sign to agree with his delcaration, here it is: http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-robert-gates-60-minutes-20110515,0,639300.story
But I think my original one was from a french source. I'd like to point out, that even if he signs or doesn't, it doesn't mean he's right, nor that I am.

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #175 on: May 18, 2011, 12:40:11 am »
I really did give you the benefit of the doubt, didn't I? Off/on refered to trolling Off/on. I'm not feeding a troll, I'm posting a response so people know what my position is on his behaviour, wether he's serious or not. For exemple, I am answering you, as, just like Pazuzu, you troll because you don't believe in most of what I said. Please, don't come again. Tell me to fuck off if you want, atleast you'd be a bit honest for once, but leave the bone.
Garion, please. You assume that because I called you out on pathetically unimportant semantics that I don't agree with you, or see any validity what-so-ever in any of the statements you've made. I will tell you to fuck off, because, in agreement with you or not, you're an overly defensive asshole. You have no place in any debate because opposition is so blindly ignored, and more than that, you have this horrible feeling in the pit of your stomach that anyone who speaks ill of your disagrees with you, and anyone who agrees with you doesn't speak ill of you. I don't care how old you are; you are a pathetically self absorbed child who cannot face some of the world's realities. Sometimes you're wrong. Sometimes, admit it. Sometimes, I'll agree with you and still think you're an asshole. There isn't an ounce of respect that you deserve from this place or its people. None for your poor arguing skills, and none for your immature attitude.

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #176 on: May 18, 2011, 02:12:33 am »
Nux, I told you on Tremulous that I would find a link to prove you that one of Obama's important man didn't sign to agree with his delcaration, here it is: http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-robert-gates-60-minutes-20110515,0,639300.story
What does the link prove and how does it relate to your assertion that osama's been dead since 2001?
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Garion

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #177 on: May 18, 2011, 02:15:52 am »
It's simply related to one argument I was developping with Nux in game, get over it Tremulant...

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #178 on: May 18, 2011, 02:22:30 am »
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD
« Reply #179 on: May 18, 2011, 02:41:55 am »
It's simply related to one argument I was developping with Nux in game, get over it Tremulant...
Get over what? Send him a bloody private message if you don't want to discuss it with the rest of us...
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