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[Glunnator]

was blasted by

-- lol P00NED

[HamStar]

-- That doesn't cover everything!
--I agree with the armoury here!
-- We buildings may also poon too, for example:

was DESTROYED by UnnamedPlayer
UnnamedPlayer was caught in the blast of  
UnnamedPlayer -- POONED!

And

exploded
was caught in the blast.
was caught in the blast.
was caught in the blast.
was caught in the blast.
was caught in the blast.
--POONED!

So you see, even buildings can POON! Although if you get POONED! by a building, you are surely a n00bc4k3z0rz!

[Glunnator]

HamStar was caught in the blast of  

Glunnator: P00NED!

[Taiyo.uk]

-- RAWR! Prepare to be P00NED like you've never been P00NED before!

-- Oh noes!


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-- P00N me now!





-- Oh noes! He's got a hook! There's only one thing I can do!

-- HNNNNNNG!

*pop*

:alienmine: -- There.

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-- Looks like he's gone, I can come down.


wtf is this? -- :alienmine:

*BOOM* *SPLAT*

shouldn't have trodden on the bloody obvious alien mine.

-- P00N3D!

[Fragged]

4/\/[) /\/0\/\/ 3\/3RY 0/\/3 (4/\/ 0/\/1Y 5|*34|< !/\/ 13375|834|<

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

BUT THEN A NEW FLYING GRANGER SWOOPED DOWN!!!!

[Taiyo.uk]

-- lol he didn't give it a transparent background!
P00N3D!!1! --

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Shuddup, I selected it in options, but it didnt work, ill try again  

[E-Mxp]

[/offtopic]dictionary:
OWND = "to beat someone at something"
example:(beat someone at a game/bet/fight)

PWND = 1.)"to brutally beat someone at something"
example:( kills: 46, kills: 3. - PWND!!)
2.)Or do a stunt of some kind to beat someone
example:( jumps at , fires lici at floor, luci-jumps, misses, fires luci at , died, -- PWND!!! XD")

P00ND =1.) "to brutally beat someone at something, using little resources"
example:("I destroyed the whole alien base and the three defending tyrants with a blaster")
2.) Or brutally beat multiple people at somthing, using a single move"
example: (", , , and couldn't excape 's grenade. -- P00ND")
3.)Same as OWND and PWND[/offtopic]

[edit]4.)Or see someone fail at something
example: -- lol he didn't give it a transparent background!
P00N3D!!1! -- [/edit]

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

MUAHAHAHA! HIJACK!!!!!!

[Nux]

[offtopic]

Shuddup, I selected it in options, but it didnt work, ill try again  

There ya go =) Though it looks more like two grey hands bouncing a granger to me ^^[/offtopic]

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Cheers, my gif animator is borked. He will be my friend.

[Glunnator]

I think everyone would agree with be if I say:
-- TREMULOUS RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!one --

Wow... In code, that is one huge lump of text! :3

[Taiyo.uk]

[not story]I DEMAND that these are added to the forum smileys.[/not story]

-- We need to move the base! This place is crap!
Where to? --
-- Behind the crates.
It'll take too long, we'll get P00N3D! --
This is all quite simple. I'll move the base very quickly. --
-- How?
Liek this! --


So the aliens move their base in the big red granger truck to a really l33t spot that the humans can't get to...

[kozak6]

And, of course, the alien base was quickly deconned.

Isn't that the way it always seems to happen?  You finally put together what seems to be a sweet base, and then some jackass comes along and ruins it.

Anyways, an admin saw what happened, and he...

[Glunnator]

LOL'D!

-- hahahaa, look it's grangers! Yey, easy kills with my lasgun!

        -- Ok, guys! Morphin' time!

*epilieptic colours*
-- Blue Tyrant! *poof*
-- Yellow Dretch! *poof*
-- Green Granger! *poof*
-- Pink Dragoon! *poof*
-- Red Truck! *poof*

-- OnOz!!1!!!1!1 iT's teH GRaNgER rAngErS!!1!¡¡!11 ...wait... ...Red truck? Why red truck? Why not marauder?

-- Ptah! You really don't know? I'll show ya!



-- :eek:

was run over by

[Glunnator]

aww kozak beat me to it! xD

[Taiyo.uk]

-- These temporal discontinuities are really pissing me off.
Yeah, these story forks just creates more parallel universe spam. --

*type* *./configure; make; make install etc...* -- There. All done.
What's all done? You've just installed an NTP server. --
-- Yes, now look who's syncing to it.
It looks like the same person is connecting lots of... ZOMFG! TEH PARALLEL UNIVERSES ARE SYNC.... OMG OMG OMG! --
-- Yes. That's right, so anyone who attempts to fork reality will be instantly erased from existence thus leaving a discontinuity-free universe for us.

-- Now, if you don't mind I'm going to slow time down.
So you can do l33t bullet-time things? --
-- Bullet time? Puh, n00b! To be really l33t you need Planck time! Watch this...

so then...

[PIE]

                                 
OH NO!!!! -  
- WTF!
WHAT DID YOU DO!! -  
- .......

[Taiyo.uk]

z0mg! Those nades! They shall be asplode!!11 --
-- They already are, but they're doing it so slowly that it'd take an eternity for us to even notice. Remember, this is Planck time. We'll move them to the human base then return here, then I'll restore time to it's normal speed of one second per second.
Ok. --

So red granger delivered a whole lorry load of exploding grenades to the human base












-- Now, to leave Planck time. *click*

couldn't escape 0001 0011 0011 0111's grenade
couldn't escape 0001 0011 0011 0111's grenade
couldn't escape 0001 0011 0011 0111's grenade
couldn't escape 0001 0011 0011 0111's grenade
couldn't escape 0001 0011 0011 0111's grenade
couldn't escape 0001 0011 0011 0111's grenade
couldn't escape 0001 0011 0011 0111's grenade

-- Wait a minute! How come time ran at normal speed for us?
General relativity. and mein l33t k0d3s biatch!!1! --

[Glunnator]

-- yo! guys! ...did I miss something? I was about to charge into hummies base when everything seemed to explode around me... I got away with 1 hp, but the entire human base was vaporized...

[Taiyo.uk]

-- loadsofnadessuddenlyappearedinourbasethenwewereinplancktimesotheydidntexplodethenredgrangermorphedintoatruckandmovedthenadestothehumanbasethenleetdretchchangedtimebacktonormalthenallthenadeswereasplodebutwewereinnormaltimebecauseofgeneralrelativity.
Well, thank goodness for that, for a moment I thought I'd missed something important. --
--  :evil:  :evil:

[Nux]

 -- Oh, I get it! Planck time is like normal time only without spaces.

-- AAAARGH! A TALKING BARRICADE!!

[HamStar]

-- ZOMG! All the buildables are talkingz0rz!!!
-- What shall we do?
-- Dudez, we liek, need to team up!

And so, the Humans and Aliens joined forces to fight the new enemy, which was given the name of Buildables of Terror...

-- Zomg me too?

To be continued....by the next post!

[Glunnator]

*Last time, on THE STORY GAME!:*

the Humans and Aliens joined forces to fight the new enemy, which was given the name of Buildables of Terror...

-- Zomg me too?

*And now, on THE STORY GAME!:*

was DESTROYED by
-- Dude, Wtf?!
Sorry, man! I was aiming for that goon! --
-- what goon?
was pounced on by 's dragoon
that one... --

-- Guys, I can't hold this any longer!
Just hold on, turret! We can make it! Armoury and Telenode are doing the best they can to rebuild us! --
was machinegunned by
AAaaAAaAArrrrGhhgh!! *shut down sfx* --
should have gotten out of the way of  's tyrant

-- Help me, guys! help! AAAARGH!
was swiped by 's basilisk
-- REACTOR DOWN!!

        *CHARGE!*          

-- Good job, everyone! This base is DOWN!

*Next time, on THE STORY GAME!: The Alien Buildables attack!*
To Be Continued...by the next post!

[Nux]

 is being built by
 was gunned down by    
 is being built by
 was chaingunned by  
 is being built by
 was mauled by  
 is being built by
 -- No! I want to live!
 was rifled by  
 was chomped by  



 should have left  's buildings alone
 is being built by

[Glunnator]

xD

Lol funny

[Taiyo.uk]

-- NADESPAM TIME!!1!





was killed by TEAMMATE
was killed by TEAMMATE
was killed by TEAMMATE
was killed by TEAMMATE
was killed by TEAMMATE
blew himself up.

-- OMFG WTF FF IS ON!1!!!1!!11

[Glunnator]

...and the armoury doesn't get destroyed? o_0 ]]]

-- DUDE! WTH HAVE YOU DONE!

[Plague Bringer]

...and the armoury doesn't get destroyed? o_0 ]]]

-- DUDE! WTH HAVE YOU DONE!

[[Time for more ownage of Glunnator in the story thread. FF TO BUILDABLES OFF STOOPADz.]]