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#900
May 19, 2007, 07:18:41 PM
:human: -- Where is the alien base??
Just around the corner -- :dretch:
:acidtube: :hive:-- Die, Human!!
:human: was killed by :acidtube: and :hive:

:dretch: -- Lol, PWD!! Noob!
That was to easy!! :acidtube: :hive:
:dretch: -- OMG that was so funny! ....
:dretch: -- Psst Ill lure another one, ok?
lol, ok! -- :acidtube: :hive:
:dretch: -- Hé you!
Wha?! -- :helmet:
:dretch: -- Here is still one left, kill it!
ok -- :helmet:
:helmet: was killed by :acidtube: and :hive:
:dretch: :acidtube: :hive: -- OMG, LOL, NuMcAKE!!!

:basilisk: -- Where is the human base??
Just around the corner -- :battlesuit:
:tesla: -- Die, Alien!!
:basilisk: was killed by :tesla: and :turret:

:battlesuit: -- Lol, PWD!! Noob!
That was to easy!! :tesla: :turret:
:battlesuit: -- OMG that was so funny! ....
:battlesuit: -- Psst Ill lure another one, ok?
lol, ok! -- :tesla: :turret:
:battlesuit: -- Hé you!
Wha?! -- :marauder:
:battlesuit: -- Here is still one left, kill it!
ok -- :marauder:
:marauder: was killed by :tesla: and :turret:
:battlesuit: :tesla: :turret:-- OMG, LOL, NuMcAKE!!!

HamStar

#901
May 19, 2007, 08:38:09 PM
:marauder: -- Zomg, I think the humans are working with their respective structures again!
:dretch: -- Sonsabitches!

And so....

:dretch: -- We request what we had before, if you don't mind.
:overmind: -- Sure, It was getting boring with no units moving >_>

Meanwhile...

:human: -- Hey guys, I think the aliens are working with their respective structures again!
:battlesuit: -- Sonsabitches!

And so...

:battlesuit: -- We request what we had before, if you don't mind.
:reactor: -- Sure, it was getting boring with no units moving >_>

And thus, things were back to normal, but suddenly an army of non-recyclable bottles appeared!

E-Mxp

#902
May 19, 2007, 08:41:13 PM
:dretch: -- wtf?
OMG Coca-Cola!!! -- :human:
:human: grabs a bottle and drinks out of it
EEEEeeew, It's Pepsi!!! -- :human:

Taiyo.uk

#903
May 19, 2007, 10:14:50 PM
:overmind: -- I SAID GO PWN HUMANS!
Go away, I'm busy pwning myself, if you know what I mean.. -- :dretch:
:overmind: -- Yes. You mean you want to know what Linus looks like in a bikini.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRG!!!11! -- :dretch:

:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:helmet: was bitten by :dretch:
:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:battlesuit: was bitten by :dretch:
:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:helmet: was bitten by :dretch:

:overmind: -- Now. What did we learn today?
Thou shalt not pwn thyself in game. -- :dretch:

mooseberry

#904
May 19, 2007, 10:43:28 PM
And so the little  :dretch: went of to poon some hummies.

:human:  -- Haha I have 2000 creds buys--  :battlesuit: and :grenade: and a luci

:dretch: p00ned  :battlesuit:

:telenode:  :human: -- No!!! only 800 left! BUY!!!
:human: bought :helmet: and :jetpack: :grenade: and a mass driver

:helmet: was p00ned by :dretch:

:telenode: :human: Noo!!! only 40 creds left Ahhhh!!!

:human: -- Only one thing can save me now!!! HAKZ0RZ!!!

:human: evolved to --

multiplied:

:dretch: WTF???

So than...
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

Glunnator

#905
May 20, 2007, 09:27:52 AM
was kicked by RandomGenericAdmin#1. reason: HhHAaAXxXOoORrRXxXZzZ!

Quote from: (Cebt)GlunnatorHAVE FUN PPL, IT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT! ;)

Taiyo.uk

#906
May 20, 2007, 10:29:29 AM
:defcomp: :dretch: ................................................................... :human:

:defcomp: :dretch: ......................................... :human:

:defcomp: :dretch: --- MMMMMMM  BRAIIIINS!!1! :human:

No! Don't bite me! I just want to know how to be l33t! -- :human:
:dretch: -- Oh, right. You first need to master my l33t OS.
Is it windows? -- :human:
:dretch: -- No.
Is it leenooks? -- :human:
:dretch: -- No.
maco's? -- :human:
:dretch: -- No. My OS is fifty one times l33t0r. Fifty one times more stable than BSD, fifty one times more eye-candy than XGL. It's like getting a personal visit from RMS. It's also fifty one times more difficult to install than LFS you nubcake!.

later...

It doesn't detect my video card. -- :human:
:dretch: -- My OS is too l33t for your sux video card.
My soundcard doesn't work either. -- :human:
:dretch: -- My OS is too l33t for your sux soundcard.
What about all this eye-candy then. How can I get eye candy without my video card? -- :human:
:dretch: -- To find the ultimate UI you must walk the path of the 31337.
? -- :human:
:dretch: -- That way you n00b. It's in that storage room.

There's nothing but this ASR-33. -- :human:
:dretch: -- Well plug it in then!
...
OMFG!!11! WOW!11! IT'S T3H TOTAL 31337 1 4/\/\ 73|-| 1337 /\/\457[]R!!1! -- :human:
...

Glunnator

#907
May 20, 2007, 01:46:35 PM
:human: was electriFRIED by :defcomp:
:dretch: -- mmm, mmm, mmm! tasty roasted hummie! Works every time!

Quote from: (Cebt)GlunnatorHAVE FUN PPL, IT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT! ;)

mooseberry

#908
May 20, 2007, 04:49:44 PM
:dretch: ha ha!

:telenode: :human: Hey dude what was that? All I wanted was to see this 1337 eyecandy OS you were talking about

:dretch: Its actually a windows 98!!!!!!

:human: :defcomp: WTF?

:human: Oh you'll pay for that!!

Console: !set reallife windows_95

:dretch: was set to windows 95 graphics...

:dretch: got glitched and stuck in a wall | "Goddamn it!!!!"
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

Glunnator

#909
May 20, 2007, 05:06:38 PM
:helmet: -- woah, this place needs to be teh updation'd!

:helmet: *converts*

:defcomp:'s system was upgraded to Mac Os X
:helmet: -- !update reallife

reallife system downloading from :defcomp:

reallife system updated to Mac Os X

:dretch: -- GADDOMMITT!! Now i'm NEVER gonna get out of this wall!
Your leg is sticking out! I'll help! -- :human:
:dretch: was gunned down by :human:

:egg:  :dretch: -- why, you...!

Quote from: (Cebt)GlunnatorHAVE FUN PPL, IT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT! ;)

mooseberry

#910
May 20, 2007, 05:36:12 PM
[notstory]You know I kind of liked the old version of the story game better. (if you got to the fisrt couple of pages you'll know what I mean)So let's start that over.[/notstory]

So the dretch went and stabbed a young boy named...
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

ShadowNinjaDudeMan

#911
May 20, 2007, 05:43:12 PM
same, too many models, too long and weird.
Quote from: Colynn' on August 13, 2009, 05:21:09 PM
My favorite player is Jesus, because everything is forgiven when he respawns.

NOM!NOM!NOM!

AKAnotu

#912
May 20, 2007, 06:37:07 PM
:human: what the heck is going on
:dretch: the constant changing of os's caused that section of the world to be converted into text based graphics
:human: we have to stop this!
:dretch: ok, team up

:human: :dretch: we're going in!

mooseberry

#913
May 20, 2007, 06:48:46 PM
:overmind:  :reactor: The aliens and humans are teaming up! this can not be!! We must do something about this problem!!!

:dretch:  :human: Let's go fix it!!!!

:dretch: was tked by :overmind:

:human: was tked by :reactor:

 :advmarauder: hey guyth ws up?
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

Glunnator

#914
May 20, 2007, 07:39:52 PM
:advmarauder: then suddenly was ripped to pieces by a guy named Jack who'se knife was called ripper, and a policeman came along and said

Quote from: (Cebt)GlunnatorHAVE FUN PPL, IT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT! ;)

Menace13

#915
May 20, 2007, 07:53:37 PM
GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGUUUURRRRRRRRUGGGGGARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Quote from: amz181 on September 08, 2011, 12:32:07 PM
but a small twisty barrel will have small pew pew's, and small pew pew's can hurt mr.tyrant.

Taiyo.uk

#916
May 20, 2007, 08:18:25 PM
:dretch: --  To resolve this confusion, the OS is Plan 9 from Bell Labs, and the only UI available is a load of Teletype ASR-33 terminals. Your mainframe is a PDP-8. If you can get it running it'll print the pwn cheat k0d3z. The only fault is a broken wire in the core memory stack. It's somewhere in the left half of the board. Have a nice day!

:human: -- Ummm.... Has someone got a soldering iron? ...and a magnifying glass?

mooseberry

#917
May 20, 2007, 10:01:33 PM
So than the policeman went to the Bahamas where he..
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

Nux

#918
May 21, 2007, 12:29:31 AM
..didn't..

[offtopic] That board is beautiful! :O I'm a nubcake to such things, so maybe it's nothing to your average nerdz0r.. but :O [/offtopic]

Taiyo.uk

#919
May 21, 2007, 02:07:05 AM
...arrest anyone because...

mooseberry

#920
May 21, 2007, 02:31:23 AM
There was a beautiful
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

Plague Bringer

#921
May 21, 2007, 03:39:57 AM
...elephant...

(ZOMG 1 word per post story game! *gets inspiration for new thread*)
U R A Q T

Glunnator

#922
May 21, 2007, 03:08:26 PM
which was wearing a tutu

[notstory] ... o_0 ..what? [/notstory]

Quote from: (Cebt)GlunnatorHAVE FUN PPL, IT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT! ;)

Taiyo.uk

#923
May 21, 2007, 04:20:15 PM
and EXPLODED!!11111!!!1! then

Glunnator

#924
May 21, 2007, 04:49:13 PM
the policeman opened his eyes to see...

Quote from: (Cebt)GlunnatorHAVE FUN PPL, IT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT! ;)

Plague Bringer

#925
May 21, 2007, 05:15:19 PM

:granger: - Gwoomb Gwah! *purr*

(for those of you who don't get it, that's two grangers making babies)
U R A Q T

Killjoy#1

#926
May 21, 2007, 05:29:51 PM
this wont end well...


:human:

Taiyo.uk

#927
May 21, 2007, 06:23:59 PM

:granger: -- Get off me you perv! ...besides, what are you doing?

-- We need more builders!
:granger: -- OMFG YOU N00B!

:granger: -- What?
We don't make more grangeren like that! -- :granger:
:granger: -- ?
We build eggs, then the grangeren spawn from them. -- :granger:
:granger: -- Aww, but I'm feelin' hot!
Well go pwn yoursel... OMG humans are coming! Hide! No! Don't try to attack them! -- :granger:

-- Yay threesome!
:human: :helmet:

Killjoy#1

#928
May 21, 2007, 07:25:03 PM
!!!!Granger Twins power Activate!!!!
----------------fourm of water!

---------------- fourm of a tryant!

__ How come I get the gay power?

:tyrant:  because your stupid...

E-Mxp

#929
May 21, 2007, 09:00:29 PM
[offtopic]I made a very bad female-trooper for fun[/offtopic]

-- Ok, boys!!! Lets kill some aliens!
:eek: -- :human:
:eek: -- :helmet:
:eek: -- :battlesuit:
:eek: -- :dragoon:
-- Boys??
OMG BOOBS!!!!111eleven -- :human: :helmet: :battlesuit: :dragoon:
:human: points to :dragoon:
:human: -- We gooOot boooobs, NanaNanaNaanaaa!!!
Grrr!!! -- :dragoon:
:human: -- Now we can look at boobs whenever we want!!!
Ggggrrrrrrrrrr!!! -- :dragoon:
:dragoon: chomped s head off!!!
:dragoon: -- I hope you can also asexual reproduce
NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! -- :human:
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